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Clips from Veep - Fishing (S03E03)

"I hope you were focusing on me in there."
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"- Oh, no. I wasn't. - Excuse me? What?"
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"I'm sorry, I was in the bathroom."
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"What, you guys went to the bathroom together?"
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"I was actually thinking of something,"
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"which is, how to squash the first story of your campaign."
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"Which is what?"
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"The fact that you started your campaign without a campaign manager."
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"Oh, possibly without a press guy, too. Right, Mike?"
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"- Ma'am? - Yeah, I know."
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"- What the hell was that about? - Don't worry about it, buddy."
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"You speak the truth to power, Mr. Truth Power Talker."
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"You know, Dan, watching you try to be nice"
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"is like watching a baby smoke a cigarette..."
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"it's kind of cool, but also very disturbing."
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"Thank you."
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"Let me guess... you're ordering dessert first"
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"and then a main course."
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"What? Why?"
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"You put yourself up for nomination"
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"before appointing a campaign manager."
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"I just thought maybe you liked to do everything backwards."
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"That was quite a long journey for that joke."
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"- I admire your stamina. - And I admire yours."
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"Those polls can't be easy reading."
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"You're 30 yards ahead when you should be three miles ahead."
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"Do you know why?"
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"Let me tell you something. Polls are notorious..."
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"Let's look at why the press don't like you, and they don't."
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"The answer is Mike McClintock."
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"Well, that makes sense, yeah."
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"And then we have Dan. He's all eyelashes and teeth."
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"- He'd make a good croupier. - He would make a good croupier."
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"Never thought of that. He's very good at reading people, you know?"
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"Right, hitting on drunk divorcees, yeah. That's his level."
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"So you are suggesting losing Dan and Mike?"
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"- Amy would be... - Does she know you're here?"
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"- No, of course not. - You should fire her for that."
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"I wouldn't let you within a mile of someone like me."
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"Fire her, now."
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"- I hadn't thought about... - Then it's time you did."
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"- Bill? - Yes."
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"If we are gonna work together,"
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"you really do need to make an effort"
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"not to interrupt me all the time"
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"- because I find that a little... - Annoying? I get it."
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"- Zip. Out. Done. - Good. Thank you."
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"Go ahead."
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"So, you're talking about losing Dan and Mike and Amy?"
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"- Plus Gary. - Oh, come on."
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"Do you really want him standing behind you"
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"for the next eight years like an asshole?"
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"Oh, but you know, he's my asshole."
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"- You need a better asshole. - All right, so, lose Gary... I guess."
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"And then, what, I fire everyone?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Now what am I supposed to do?"
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"I could maximize your chances of becoming"
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"the most powerful person on Earth."
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"Turn your head as far as you can to the right."
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"And again."
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"That's it?"
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"And at work you're required to carry a heavy bag?"
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"Yeah, that's one of my many responsibilities."
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"Is your bag integral to your job?"
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"What other duties do you have?"
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"That's classified information."
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"Carry on like this, you're gonna need a new shoulder."
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"Is that an option? 'Cause I can do that."
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"You need to get a new job."
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"Someone around here needs to get a new job,"
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"and it ain't me."
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"I'm not sure if I understand..."
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"I'm not sure I want to explain it to you again."
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"- Dan...? - No, too busy."
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"Load faster, you asshole."
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"Gary, get your arm out of my airspace before I shoot it down."
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"Hello... top minds."
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"- Afternoon. - Ma'am."
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"So, is there a Maddox update?"
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"Have you heard that he gave Jonah a job?"
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"No way."
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"Are you kidding me? That's the update?"
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"- I know, right? - No."
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"I'm talking about Maddox and me."
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"Jesus Christ! I'm 30 yards ahead of this guy."
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"I should be three miles ahead."
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"I should be the three-mile candidate."
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"Three Mile has negative connotations."
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"There was a nuclear disaster there."
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"Yeah. Well, there might be one here too."
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"Ma'am, George Maddox would like to meet this weekend."
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"- Where? - He's invited you to his country house."
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"- What for, a murder mystery weekend? - I love the country."
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"Peeing in a bush, being talked to on a porch."
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"It's kind of like being a dog."
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"Well, ma'am, we need to stop Maddox from running."
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"I know that, Ame."
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"Offer something shiny, like State."
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"Mike, you're gonna come with me."
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I have really important stuff to do here, ma'am."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. Am I keeping you from anything?"
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"Yeah, but..."
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"I guess I could do it in the country."
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"Ah... don't you have allergies, Mike?"
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"Oh, I do actually have allergies."
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"You do know that this isn't a hobby?"
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"- Right? - What isn't a hobby?"
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"- This job. - Oh."
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"- Of course I know that. - Yep."
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"What in the living fuck?"
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"Ma'am, I could go."
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"I can't choose either of you guys to go"
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"because it's gonna show campaign manager bias"
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"- and you'll freak out. - No, we could go with that."
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"- I can totally put that aside. - Seriously?"
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"- 100%. - Of course."
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"- All right, then. Dan, you're coming. - Yes."
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"- Perfect. - Well, actually,"
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