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Clips from Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

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Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

"A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P."

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♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

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♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND ♪

"♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND ♪"

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♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪

"♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪"

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♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME GO ALL OUT ♪

"♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME GO ALL OUT ♪"

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♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪

"♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪"

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♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL ♪

"♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL ♪"

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♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪

"♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪"

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♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL ♪

"♪ Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL ♪"

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♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪

"♪ UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE ♪"

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FROM THE HISTORIC LINCOLN THEATER

"FROM THE HISTORIC LINCOLN THEATER"

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IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,

"IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,"

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DAVE CHAPPELLE !

"DAVE CHAPPELLE !"

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( cheers and applause )

"( cheers and applause )"

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THANK YOU !

"THANK YOU !"

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU !

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU !"

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OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.

"OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH."

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ALRIGHT...

"ALRIGHT..."

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BOY...

"BOY..."

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Y'ALL MAKE IT GOOD TO COME HOME, BOY, I SWEAR.

"Y'ALL MAKE IT GOOD TO COME HOME, BOY, I SWEAR."

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I KNOW, MAN, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

"I KNOW, MAN, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE."

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D.C.'s DIFFERENT !

"D.C.'s DIFFERENT !"

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I BEEN GONE, MAN, IT TOOK ME YEARS

"I BEEN GONE, MAN, IT TOOK ME YEARS"

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TO GET TO DO THIS SHOW, BOY, D.C. HAS CHANGED.

"TO GET TO DO THIS SHOW, BOY, D.C. HAS CHANGED."

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IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.

"IT'S DIFFERENT NOW."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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THERE'S A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE WALKIN' AROUND, ISN'T THERE ?

"THERE'S A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE WALKIN' AROUND, ISN'T THERE ?"

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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I LEFT D.C. IN THE 80s, IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS IN THE 80s.

"I LEFT D.C. IN THE 80s, IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS IN THE 80s."

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WHEN CRACK WAS GOING ON,

"WHEN CRACK WAS GOING ON,"

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REMEMBER WHEN CRACK WAS GOING ON ?

"REMEMBER WHEN CRACK WAS GOING ON ?"

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THE WHITE PEOPLE'D BE LOOKIN' AT D.C. FROM VIRGINIA

"THE WHITE PEOPLE'D BE LOOKIN' AT D.C. FROM VIRGINIA"

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WITH BINOCULARS AND SHIT.

"WITH BINOCULARS AND SHIT."

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"WELL, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS.

""WELL, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS."

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NOT YET."

"NOT YET.""

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NEW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU CAN'T SCARE THESE WHITE PEOPLE.

"NEW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU CAN'T SCARE THESE WHITE PEOPLE."

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I TRIED.

"I TRIED."

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ROLLED UP ON 'EM, "BOO !"

"ROLLED UP ON 'EM, "BOO !""

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"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?"

""WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?""

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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"THOSE DAYS ARE OVER."

""THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.""

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I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE DOING A SHOW HERE BY HOWARD,

"I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE DOING A SHOW HERE BY HOWARD,"

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YOU KNOW, AND YOU SEE WHITE PEOPLE COME BY

"YOU KNOW, AND YOU SEE WHITE PEOPLE COME BY"

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AND THAT'S GOOD.

"AND THAT'S GOOD."

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THE ONE THING I'M SEEING,

"THE ONE THING I'M SEEING,"

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YOU'LL BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET

"YOU'LL BE WALKING DOWN THE STREET"

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AND YOU'LL SEE A GROUP OF BLACK DUDES WALKING,

"AND YOU'LL SEE A GROUP OF BLACK DUDES WALKING,"

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NOT JUST ANY OLD BLACK DUDES, WE'RE TALKING, YOU KNOW,

"NOT JUST ANY OLD BLACK DUDES, WE'RE TALKING, YOU KNOW,"

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"THUGS".

""THUGS"."

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THERE'D BE SOME THUGS, AND IN THE GROUP,

"THERE'D BE SOME THUGS, AND IN THE GROUP,"

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THEY GOT ONE OR TWO, SOMETIMES AS MANY

"THEY GOT ONE OR TWO, SOMETIMES AS MANY"

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AS THREE WHITE GUYS WILL BE WITH THEM,

"AS THREE WHITE GUYS WILL BE WITH THEM,"

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DID YA EVER SEE THAT SHIT ?

"DID YA EVER SEE THAT SHIT ?"

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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE WHITE GUYS.

"WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE WHITE GUYS."

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THOSE WHITE GUYS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKERS

"THOSE WHITE GUYS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKERS"

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IN THEM GROUPS.

"IN THEM GROUPS."

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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WELL, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE, MAN.

"WELL, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE, MAN."

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AIN'T NO TELLIN' WHAT THEY'VE DONE

"AIN'T NO TELLIN' WHAT THEY'VE DONE"

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TO GET THEM BLACK DUDE'S RESPECT.

"TO GET THEM BLACK DUDE'S RESPECT."

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BUT, THEM BLACK DUDES HAVE SEEN THEM DO

"BUT, THEM BLACK DUDES HAVE SEEN THEM DO"

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SOME WILD SHIT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

"SOME WILD SHIT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT."

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I BEEN TRYING TO TELL BROTHERS THAT.

"I BEEN TRYING TO TELL BROTHERS THAT."

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EVERY GROUP OF BROTHERS SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST

"EVERY GROUP OF BROTHERS SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST"

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ONE WHITE GUY IN IT.

"ONE WHITE GUY IN IT."

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I'M SERIOUS, FOR SAFETY.

"I'M SERIOUS, FOR SAFETY."

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'CAUSE WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN,

"'CAUSE WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN,"

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SOMEBODY'S GONNA NEED TO TALK TO THE POLICE.

"SOMEBODY'S GONNA NEED TO TALK TO THE POLICE."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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THAT'S WHEN THAT WHITE FRIEND COMES IN HANDY.

"THAT'S WHEN THAT WHITE FRIEND COMES IN HANDY."

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"UH-OH, ERNIE, WANNA GET THIS ONE ?

""UH-OH, ERNIE, WANNA GET THIS ONE ?"

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C'MON NOW, C'MON, DO SOMETHIN'."

"C'MON NOW, C'MON, DO SOMETHIN'.""

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SEE, BLACK PEOPLE ARE VERY AFRAID OF THE POLICE.

"SEE, BLACK PEOPLE ARE VERY AFRAID OF THE POLICE."

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THAT IS A BIG PART OF OUR CULTURE.

"THAT IS A BIG PART OF OUR CULTURE."

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IT DON'T MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE,

"IT DON'T MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE,"

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HOW OLD YOU ARE.

"HOW OLD YOU ARE."

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WE'RE JUST AFRAID OF 'EM.

"WE'RE JUST AFRAID OF 'EM."

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WE GOT EVERY REASON TO BE AFRAID OF THEM.

"WE GOT EVERY REASON TO BE AFRAID OF THEM."

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YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU'RE A WHITE LADY,

"YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU'RE A WHITE LADY,"

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YOU EVER BEEN PULLED OVER BEFORE ?

"YOU EVER BEEN PULLED OVER BEFORE ?"

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AND WHAT DO THEY SAY ?

"AND WHAT DO THEY SAY ?"

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LET ME SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE

"LET ME SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE"

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AND YOUR REGISTRATION, RIGHT ?

"AND YOUR REGISTRATION, RIGHT ?"

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SEE, SEE, I'M JUST GUESSING.

"SEE, SEE, I'M JUST GUESSING."

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THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY SAY TO US.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY SAY TO US."

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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY TO US.

"YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY TO US."

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"SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK."

""SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK.""

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LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK ?

"LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK ?"

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"EXCUSE ME ?!"

""EXCUSE ME ?!""

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"YOU HEARD ME, SPREAD OPEN YOUR CHEEKS

""YOU HEARD ME, SPREAD OPEN YOUR CHEEKS"

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AND LIFT YOUR SACK."

"AND LIFT YOUR SACK.""

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I GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, TOO.

"I GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, TOO."

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IT'S ONE OF THE EASIER WAYS TO PROVE WHO I AM.

"IT'S ONE OF THE EASIER WAYS TO PROVE WHO I AM."

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WHAT DOES THAT PROVE ?

"WHAT DOES THAT PROVE ?"

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I CAN'T GO TO THE BANK LIKE THAT.

"I CAN'T GO TO THE BANK LIKE THAT."

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CASH MY CHECK.

"CASH MY CHECK."

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY I.D. ?"

""WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY I.D. ?""

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"WAIT A MINUTE."

""WAIT A MINUTE.""

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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"OH, OH, I'M SORRY MR. CHAPPELLE,

""OH, OH, I'M SORRY MR. CHAPPELLE,"

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"RIGHT THIS WAY.

""RIGHT THIS WAY."

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WHY DIDN'T YOU SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS IN THE BEGINNING ?"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS IN THE BEGINNING ?""

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SCARED OF 'EM.

"SCARED OF 'EM."

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I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

"I'M SERIOUS, MAN."

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YOU EVER BEEN AT A RED LIGHT,

"YOU EVER BEEN AT A RED LIGHT,"

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THE POLICE MIGHT PULL UP NEXT TO YOU ?

"THE POLICE MIGHT PULL UP NEXT TO YOU ?"

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IT WON'T BE NO BIG DEAL FOR YOU,

"IT WON'T BE NO BIG DEAL FOR YOU,"

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BUT, I FUCKIN' FALL APART.

"BUT, I FUCKIN' FALL APART."

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"OH, OH, MAN.

""OH, OH, MAN."

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NO, DON'T LOOK OVER THERE, NO, NO."

"NO, DON'T LOOK OVER THERE, NO, NO.""

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BUT, I DIDN'T ALWAYS KNOW THERE WAS A BLACK THING,

"BUT, I DIDN'T ALWAYS KNOW THERE WAS A BLACK THING,"

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IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

"IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE THAT OUT."

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I LEARNED THAT SHIT IN NEW YORK,

"I LEARNED THAT SHIT IN NEW YORK,"

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I WAS IN NEW YORK CITY.

"I WAS IN NEW YORK CITY."

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( applause )

"( applause )"

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I WAS HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.

"I WAS HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND OF MINE."

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HE'S A WHITE GUY, YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT,

"HE'S A WHITE GUY, YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT,"

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AND WE WERE LOST IN THE CITY,

"AND WE WERE LOST IN THE CITY,"

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YOU KNOW, WE WERE SMOKING A JOINT.

"YOU KNOW, WE WERE SMOKING A JOINT."

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