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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - On the Hooky (S01E01)

"(vacuum whirs)"
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"SHRUB: Linda is a great boss."
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"Other than Father Joe, basically zero other adults"
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"have ever believed I could do anything, ever."
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"Plus I'm used to having strong women tell me what to do."
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"I mean, even Beth had a quiet command of the room."
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"Linda, she kinda reminds me of my Nan a little bit,"
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"but like, way more mobile."
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"Broader shoulders."
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"-(waxer whirs) -Oh!"
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"I have not been day drinking in ages."
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"All right, Sandra Dee. Calm down."
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"Part of playing hooky is not making a big deal about it."
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"Hi. Can we get two chardonnays?"
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"Oh, with ice, please, if you've got it."
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"-Ice? -To keep it cold."
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"Ice?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Hold my phone. I need to update my followers."
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"Grotesque injuries equal crazy views."
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"(breathes out) Okay, hold it up."
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"Okay."
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"Ugh! (panting)"
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"What's up, homies?"
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"Just currently living that emergency room life."
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"If I don't make it out of here, I love every single one of you."
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"Except, you know who you are."
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"So basically, I took a ball to the kneecap at close range."
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"It was, like, fwho. And I was, like, aaah!"
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"(panting)"
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"Kay, let me see."
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"FATHER JOE: Her injury seems to be getting worse?"
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"I don't even know how that's possible."
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"I mean, to be perfectly frank,"
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"I think it, uh, isn't very serious."
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"I mean, we have been here for an eternity."
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"You know, hooky in small doses is fine,"
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"but this is downright irresponsible."
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"Father Joe, I need help going to the bathroom."
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"(grunting)"
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"-It's number two. -(sighs)"
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"Oh, I should find my phone and text that to Kelly."
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"She loves baby animals taking on the big scary world."
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"-Hey, kid. -Hey."
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"We're gonna watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
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"It's what we do on our lunch break."
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"Yeah, no, I get it."
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"Uh, let me just get outta your hair."
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"No, you can join us if you want."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"Yeah? Oh."
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"Okay, yeah. Totally."
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"Hey, I was just checkin' to see"
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"if you wanted to grab some Arby's."
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"Roast beef on me."
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"Uh, yeah, right, Dylan."
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"I would rather buff my own balls than get lunch with you."
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"Oh, and by the way, no suits allowed, dude."
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"DYLAN: Did it hurt my feelings?"
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"-All right. -That's that."
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"DYLAN: Kinda."
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"It was more surprising than anything."
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"I was just trying to be nice."
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"Hey, Dylan, Dylan. So sorry about that."
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"I've just got to keep up appearances,"
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"you know what I mean?"
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"It's just, like, really not cool to be seen with you,"
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"which is the opposite thing of high school, I know."
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"World's crazy, but um, I'll see you later, okay?"
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"(car engine turns over)"
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"MANDY: I gotta say, the ice was a good call."
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"-Thank you. -Well, hey there."
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"You know, I couldn't help but notice,"
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"even from all the way over there,"
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"that your eyes are intoxicating."
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"I know."
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"Oh, who here has tried colored contacts?"
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"Well, I need to use the little girls' room,"
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"but, uh, will you watch my wine?"
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"That lady is layin' it on thick."
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"I haven't been hit on like that in a while."
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"Oh, my gosh. I didn't even notice!"
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"Yeah, I can barely navigate heterosexual flirting."
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"No, when she comes back, I'm gonna be your wingman--"
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"your wingperson-- it's a wing woman--what?"
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"That's--no, that's not necessary."
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"No, listen, I used to do this"
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"for my friends in Minneapolis all the time."
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"Consider the deal sealed."
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"(sighs)"
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"If you're ordering a pizza, I'll take the--"
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"No, I'm trying to reach Mandy,"
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"but she's not answering."
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"PARISHIONER: I warmed up the doctor for you."
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"Oh, thanks, but I'm here for her."
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"Oh, so nice of you to take the entire day off"
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"before the real work happens tomorrow on Sunday."
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"Well, I'm not taking the day off."
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"And uh, my sermon is already done,"
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"so I don't know what you're talkin' about."
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"He hit me with a projectile."
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"Peace be with you."
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"Also with you."
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"-Hey, hey, Kelly? -Mm?"
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"Um, if anyone asks,"
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"you don't really have to give them"
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"all the details of today, okay?"
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"Like, no one needs to know"
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"I was on the other end of that ball."
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"Or that I was even playing golf at all."
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"-Oh. -I mean, none of that."
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"So, you want me to lie for you."
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"But you wouldn't let me write"
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"that I was a stunt woman on the intake form."
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"Wow."
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"No, it's not a lie."
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"It's an omission of truth."
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"I think you're getting a parking ticket."
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"No. No!"
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"No! No!"
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