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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - On the Hooky (S01E01)

"(cow moos)"
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"So it's actually a pretty big day, so gotta fuel up."
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"Today's actually gonna be our first Saturday apart"
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"from each other since, like, 2004"
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"because I got a job."
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"Um, yeah."
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"I'm working at"
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"Dylan's dad's car dealership, which is crazy."
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"-I'm so pumped up though. -Yeah."
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"I've got a ton of plans today too, so it's no big deal"
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"that Shrub can't be around, you know?"
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"I can finally cross some stuff off my to-do list,"
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"which I would show you guys, but it's a private list."
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"Uh, and, you know, just know that it's really long, so..."
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"I guess I'm just, like, hoping for new friendships?"
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"Also to mess with people's radio presets."
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"-Because I think that's--Kelly? -(wheezes, gags)"
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"(choking)"
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"Not cool, Kelly! Smaller bites today, maybe?"
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"It's fine, okay? I can Heimlich myself."
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"(dog barking)"
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"I just don't know where to go after peace be with you."
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"Dot, dot, dot. You got the three dots?"
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"Yeah. It's called an ellipsis."
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"On Saturdays, Joe dictates his sermon and I type it up."
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"But today he was dealing with some major writer's block,"
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"making that expression my dog makes"
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"when she feels constipated."
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"And honestly, it's real uncomfortable."
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"(groans)"
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"Hmm."
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"I could do Footprints on the Beach."
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"I think we both know you're better than that."
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"Ugh! Okay, you know what?"
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"I'm gonna go out for a bit, all right?"
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"I'm gonna head to the driving range."
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"Hitting balls always helps me clear my head."
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"-You gonna play hooky? -Only for a few hours."
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"Come on."
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"If anybody asks, you just cover for me."
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"You say I'm, uh, doing, like, a hospice thing."
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"Too sad?"
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"Oh, you decide."
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"Welcome to Parney Motors."
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"I'm gonna give you a tour."
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"Um, right here we got the uh, sort of office car situation."
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"Uh, we got a vending machine back there, a couple trophies,"
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"a gumball machine with a bunch of candies."
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"Um, over here, we have the beverage station,"
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"unlimited sugar packets, which is dope."
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"Um, over there, I don't know, but I'm guessing"
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"that's where me and the boys are gonna chillax."
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"Um, let's see what else. We've got pamphlets over there."
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"-Hey, man. -Hey, Dylan."
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"-Good to see you. -Good to see you too."
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"-Glad the job worked out. -Yeah."
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"Well, let me show you the detailing bay."
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"This area's sort of for customers and uh, suits."
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"-Oh. -It's my dad's rule."
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"-It's not mine. -Yeah."
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"-I was wondering. -Yeah."
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"But I'd love to catch up with you later though."
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"(screams) Kelly, what the heck?"
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"Hey, Father Joe. I can't talk for long."
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"-I have a really busy day. -Yeah, me too."
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"I'm headed to the driving range."
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"I've got some serious sermon brainstorming to do."
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"Okay, look at you, Tiger Woods."
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"I could come along if you wanted."
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"I think I can use some time alone."
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"Me too. You read my mind."
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"(sighs)"
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"-Don't-- -Oh."
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"Mugs are earned."
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"All right, people. Time to get to work."
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"Phones in the box."
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"Can't have any texting in the bay."
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"You need to stay alert, focused."
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"No more accidents."
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"Last guy was swiping on Tinder and fell face first"
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"into the nozzle of an industrial vac."
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"They can do a lot with prosthetics,"
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"but at the end of the day, he really misses his nose."
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"SHRUB: So as far as I can tell,"
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"detailing means cleaning, which sucks,"
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"but I'm really trying to get in good with these guys."
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"Especially Dave."
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"Hey, working hard or hardly working,"
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"am I right, uh, fellas?"
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"So where the hell are all the gophers?"
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"Or is Caddyshack just like totally fiction?"
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"FATHER JOE: Oh, no. This is so fun."
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"Yeah, Kelly is, as always, a hoot."
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"Here's the thing."
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"I need to take this time to destress and focus,"
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"#Selfcare, et cetera."
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"And I still don't have my sermon yet,"
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"and that's kind of literally my only job."
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"Shoe!"
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"Shoe!"
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"Shoe!"
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"-Don't screw up! -Cheese and crackers!"
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"-(laughs) -Kelly!"
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"I just--I need some peace and quiet, okay?"
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"Please respect that."
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"Fine, I'll just go find some used balls."
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"That's what she said. (laughs)"
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"Hi, hi. You up for some lunch?"
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"No, I'm busy."
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"-Oh, what you workin' on? -Joe's sermon."
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"Makin' some grammatical changes and spicin' it up"
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"so people don't fall asleep and choke on their drool."
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"Oh, I usually--"
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"well, you know, I--I used to do that for his sermons."
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"I can take a look."
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"No, I got it. It's my job, so..."
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"Oh, sorta my job too, because I'm a professional writer."
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"Editing just gets me so jazzed up."
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"Cheryl, you need to back the hell up right now."
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"-I am backed up. -This is stupid."
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