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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Matchmaker/Roybar (S01E01)

"Don't say I never got you anything."
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"So, any prospects?"
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"We have some candidates, but we need to vet them."
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"We are looking for the three Gs:"
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"good family, good reputation"
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"and shared interests.Good shared interests."
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"Good shared interests."
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"Our first choice is a charming"
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"and lovely woman named Tina Haggerty."
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"Oh, she stinks. She gives out toothbrushes for Halloween."
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"Ooh, that's exactly the kind of intel we need, Hazel."
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"Thank you.Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, I know Sandy Wilson. She's a widow, too."
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"How recent?I don't know."
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"Find out and get back to me."
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"Kathy Sanchez,"
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"she used to be a crossing guard at my junior high."
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"Crossing guard?"
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"She helps kids safely cross the street."
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"Well, that is a noble profession."
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"Top of the pile."
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"Barbara Anderson."
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"Oh, she has a pool.Mm."
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"Yeah, but it's aboveground."
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"More pool than we have now."
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"You know, we might need to be more scientific about this.Hmm."
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"What are their sun signs? Has anybody put them"
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"through the zodiac compatibility calculator?"
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"What about her?"
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"Judy Nordberg? I do her roots."
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"Both her adult kids are still living with her."
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"You don't want any part of that mess."
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"Sorry."
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"Strong family unit."
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"That quality outweighs all others."
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"Since when did adult kids living at home beat pool?"
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"I can't swim."
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"It's aboveground."
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"There's no deep end."
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"Okay. She's in the maybe pile."
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"Hey, you got a minute? We want to run something by you."
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"Not now. I'm busy."
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"Hey!"
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Art, but this requires"
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"your complete attention."
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"Ah, what's going on?"
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"Al and I have been doing a little recon,"
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"and we got a couple of hard targets."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We found you some women you can date and no longer be lonely."
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"Why don't you kids go out in the street and play."
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"At least take a look at what we found."
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"You expect me to rifle through some photos and j..."
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"Whoa! She's cute."
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"Meet Barbara Anderson."
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"Former schoolteacher."
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"Lives in the village of Eastmoor."
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"Eastmoor, huh? Nice area."
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"Mm.Or bad area,"
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"depending on which side of the Applebee's we're talking about."
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"What else you know about her?"
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"Her parents are still alive, so she comes from sturdy stock."
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"Her older brother sells clothing called Lulu's lemons..."
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"Lululemon."
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"That's what I said."
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"And her twin sister is a chiropractor."
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"But every family has a black sheep."
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"Would you like to see some of the other choices?"
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"Yeah, sure, why not?"
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"This is Pam Douglas."
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"Mm.Not as striking as Barbara,"
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"but she does make your favorite kind of salad."
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"Have you thought about where you're taking this Barbara"
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"on your date?"
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"No, not really."
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"Don't worry. I've already made a reservation"
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"for the three of us at a very nice restaurant."
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"You're coming with us?Relax."
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"I'll be at a nearby table. You won't even know I'm there."
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"He doesn't need a chaperone. Just need to show her that video"
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"of him doing 100 pull-ups."
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"Will you get over that?"
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"He just needs to take her out for coffee."
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"No way."
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"Can't close the deal after coffee."
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"The deal? Did your brain get to 12 and just stop?"
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"Hang on, hang on."
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"You know, this is getting way more complicated"
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"than I signed up for."
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"If it would be easier, Mr. Art,"
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"you don't even have to go. I can represent you."
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