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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Matchmaker/Roybar (S01E01)

"You're gonna go on his date for him?"
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"How's he gonna get to know her?"
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"I'll report back, obviously."
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"As long as he's there"
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"for the wedding, that's all that matters."
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"And even then, there are some work-arounds."
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"Whoa, who said anything about a wedding?"
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"Uh, not tomorrow. After three or four dates."
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"Okay. We're done here."
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"I will go talk to him."
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"No, you've talked enough."
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"Nice going.Nice going to you."
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"Want some company?"
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"Not really.Well, that's too bad for you."
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"Come on, talk to me."
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"Fine."
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"Remember when you were little"
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"and you wanted to go off that high dive at the pool?"
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"And then when you got up there,"
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"you freaked out and you didn't want to jump?"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you remember what I did?"
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"You pushed me."
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"What?"
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"No, I didn't."
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"Yes, you did."
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"No, I climbed up the ladder, and I carried you down"
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"'cause I could see you weren't ready."
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"No, you pushed me."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I'm sure and my therapist is sure."
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"Okay. Well, the point of my story still holds."
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"You shouldn't push people who aren't ready."
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"I get it."
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"Thank you."
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"Why don't you just meet her at bingo?"
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"Are you not listening to me?"
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"I wouldn't even know what to say to this woman."
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"How about,"
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""I like the way you stamp your bingo card"?"
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"No, you know, it was just so easy with your mom."
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"What did you say to her?"
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"Told her she was a knockout."
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"Ten months later, your brother was born."
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"When you know, you know."
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"Look, I'm fine. My life's fine."
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"I don't need anything else."
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"Don't you get lonely?"
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"Gotten used to it."
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"I just feel like you deserve more."
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"I can't handle"
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"any more. I got you two knuckleheads to worry about."
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"Us knuckleheads are always gonna be here."
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"And you'll never know what might happen if you don't try."
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"And you're such a catch, Dad."
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"You're kind. You're respectful."
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"You can cook any meat medium rare."
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"It's genetic. You can do it, too."
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"So, what do you say?"
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"All right, sure. I'll give it a try."
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"Speaking of dating,"
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"when do you think you're gonna be ready to..."
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"Take my own advice? Not now."
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"All right, all right."
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"Apparently, I already pushed you once."
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"There she is, Mr. Art."
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"Barbara Anderson, glowing like a 14-day moon."
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"A 14-day moon?"
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"Yeah, it's a good line, Dad. You should use it."
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"I will introduce you, after which you can pretend"
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"I'm not even here.Do I have to pretend?"
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"Save some of that charm for her."
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"Barbara Anderson, it is my pleasure"
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"to introduce you to Arthur Dugan.Hello, Arthur."
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"Eh, you can call me Art.Oh,"
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"okay."
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"Here are the chocolates you brought for her."
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"N-43."
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"N-43.How do you think it's going?"
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"Seems good. He's talking, she's laughing."
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"Huh. Maybe his jokes arefunny."
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"You know, the first time my parents talked"
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"was at their wedding."
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"Over here, that's sometimes the last time"
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"a couple talks to each other.Hmm."
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"So, do you think you will call her Barbara or Mom?"
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"I don't know. Think you'll call her Mrs. Art?"
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"I am thinking Auntie Barbara."
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"MAN: G-48. G-48."
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"Riley,"
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"the letter is G and the number is 48."
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"I heard him. I don't have it.Yes, you do."
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"Do you want to just play?Gamble? Shame on you."
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"Oh, wait, where'd he go?"
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"Auntie Barbara's all alone."
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"Yeah, wait here.MAN: O-62."
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"O-62.Oh, no. We have that."
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"Excuse me, ma'am?"
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"Can you mark it for me, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"Now, would you mind shouting "bingo"?"
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"You done for the night?Yeah."
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"Sorry.Oh, it's fine."
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"She's-she's a great gal. I'm..."
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"just not ready."
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"Hey, I'm just glad we got your ass out of that La-Z-Boy."
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"Excuse me, do either of you know how to jump a car?"
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"Yeah. Sure. Where-where you parked?"
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"That's me."
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"Wow. '64 Mustang."
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"In a divorce."
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"Should've held out for the hunting cabin."
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"Yeah, well, let's take a look."
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"Hey, Riley, turn it over when I tell you."
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"Yeah, you got it."
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"I'm Lois, by the way.Oh, Art."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"Just got some groceries, came back and it wouldn't start."
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"Yeah, well, looks like you got a little corrosion"
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