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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Matchmaker/Roybar (S01E01)

"Mr. Art,"
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"I must imagine that, when you were younger,"
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"you were very successful with the ladies."
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"That's a weird thing to imagine,"
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"AL: So,"
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"what kind of women did you date?"
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"Educated? Uneducated but with a strong work ethic?"
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"Well, I was an 18-year-old Marine"
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"who could do 100 pull-ups, so..."
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"any kind I wanted."
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"You could not do 100 pull-ups."
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"I got it on Super 8 in a box somewhere."
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"My record's 30."
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"Yeah, what can I tell ya?"
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"You're weak."
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"Riley,"
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"this is not about you."
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"It is about your father"
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"and the kind of woman he fancies."
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"You know what I'd fancy?"
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"A different conversation."
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"Now, I bet the women would like you as much now"
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"as when you were a young man."
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"Where you heading with this, Al?"
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"Eh, I'm just commenting that you are still very desirable."
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"You own your own business. You have a home."
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"You have many skills."
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"You can fall asleep standing up."
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"You can open a beer with your teeth."
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"And you know many jokes."
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"I don't get most of them,"
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"but I sense they are funny.Yeah."
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"Thanks. But I'm, uh, fine flying solo."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, that broken heart needs healing."
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"Lizzie, as the woman of the house,"
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"you need to find him a mate."
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"Um... I don't think so."
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"All right. Then, Riley,"
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"it is up to you and me."
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"Where can we find a large congregation"
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"of older single women?"
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"Ooh, I don't know. Bingo?"
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"Bingo what?Bingo, bingo."
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"I feel like you are messing with me."
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"No, bingo's a game."
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"Is that what we're playing right now?"
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"B-9. B-9."
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"Now, explain this game to me."
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"Honestly, I think it's just a hearing test for old people."
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"How is that fun?"
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"Well, you can win prizes."
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"Oh, they are gambling?"
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"Then, Riley, I cannot play. It is against my religion."
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"I-16."
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"I-16."
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"Bingo!"
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"Somebody won."
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"So she yelled "Bingo.""
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"I had it first."
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"Yes, you did."
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"He's new here."
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"How come you'll put color in Aunt Lizzie's hair and not mine?"
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"When you grow up, you can be weird, too."
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"Your mom's right. If you start changing up your hair at ten,"
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"how are you gonna rebel as a teenager?"
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"Face tattoo."
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"She had that one locked and loaded."
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"So, Riley told me that he and Al"
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"are gonna try and set your dad up?"
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"Yeah. You interested?"
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"Don't be creepy."
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"But I do think he deserves to be happy."
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"I do, too."
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"I mean, what's it been--"
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"ten, 11 years?"
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"12."
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"I just don't want some strange woman hurting his feelings."
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"My mom loved every dorky thing about him."
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"Every corny joke and pun."
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"I agree."
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"They're stu-pun-dous."
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"Are you sure it's your dad who you're worried about?"
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"Who else?"
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"You haven't dated anyone"
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"since Michael died."
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"Hazel.Am I wrong?"
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"Tell me I'm wrong."
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"I mean, there is a friend of Freddy's who I think"
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"you might hit it off with."
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"Who?None of your business."
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"I'll just keep asking."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Todd."
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"Ugh, no."
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"He's nice."
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"I disagree."
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"I don't find him a-peel-ing."
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"Tough crowd."
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"So, when you ladies aren't playing bingo,"
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"what do you like to do?Mm."
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"What do you got in mind, handsome?"
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"Nothing. Just making conversation."
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"I enjoy making pasta salad."
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"That's Mr. Art's favorite."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You want to go outside and have a smoke with me?"
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"What about you, brown sugar?"
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": Help me."
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"Check it out."
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"We won."
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"A wheel of cheese?"
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"We could have won the microwave,"
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"but Riley has a very short attention span."
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"Hey, no one was stopping you from playing."
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"God was stopping me."
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"Here."
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