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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Matchmaker/Roybar (S01E01)

"on the battery terminal. Let's see here."
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"Careful."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"Just kidding."
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"You're terrible."
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"All right, Riley, uh, try turning it over."
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"Hey!"
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"There you go."
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"Got your motor running."
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"Hey, Art, can I buy you a cup of coffee to thank you?"
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"No, that's... I'm happy to do it."
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"Just, you know, get home safe."
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"Okay. Well, thank you."
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"Sure."
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"Bye.Bye."
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"What are you doing? She's into you."
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"Come on, at least get her number."
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"Just leave it alone. She's out of my league."
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"Okay, I'm gonna do a thing. Don't get mad."
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"Hey."
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"Excuse me. Would you mind giving my dad a ride home?"
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"I got to go take care of something."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Great, thank you."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to get a new mommy."
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"Where's Mr. Art?"
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"Barbara has to go home and feed her cats."
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"Yeah, he's not coming back. He kind of hit it off"
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"with some lady in the parking lot."
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"What?"
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"Relax, he's a grown man."
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"MAN: G-60.So, what about Barbara?"
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"MAN: G-60.I don't know. I guess they didn't have a spark."
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"A spark? What does a spark have to do with anything?"
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"He met somebody. Let's just be happy for him."
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"All right."
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"Who is going to tell Barbara?"
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"Well, it's a choice between you and neither of us."
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"Barbara, I have tragic news."
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"Mr. Art is off the market."
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"Oh."
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"You are understandably heartbroken,"
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"but I will make this right."
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"I will find you the man of your dreams."
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"What about Private Ryan?"
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"You can do better than him."
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"So, Maggie, what else can I tell you?"
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"Your granddaughter got sick"
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"eating a wheel of cheese."
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"Lizzie's got blue hair now."
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"She looks like a Smurf."
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"And Riley, he's still figuring it out."
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"Seems a little better"
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"now that his pal from Afghanistan got here."
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"That guy is a gift from God."
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"You'd love him."
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"He's a funny kid, quirky."
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"Brings out the best in everyone."
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"Hey, I've been thinking."
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"You know how you used to joke"
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"about sleeping with Paul Newman"
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"if you ever met him?"
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"Well, I give you my blessing."
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"And speaking of needing blessings..."
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"I met someone."
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"She's real nice."
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"Funny."
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"She got a great car."
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"Believe it or not, with AM radio."
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"I think you'd like her."
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"I do."
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"Captioning sponsored by CBS"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"Morning."
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"Well, someone looks like they mixed tequila"
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"and tequila last night."
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"Ha. You waiting for your birthday to take a shower?"
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"Stop it, you two."
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"Speaking poorly of someone in your family"
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"is like spitting in your own face."
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"Oh, we're just teasing."
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"It's how we show affection."
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"Morning, everyone.Hello, Mr. Art."
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"Morning.Oh."
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"Got to remember to coat your stomach first."
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"Hey. Try it."
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"That's a nice shirt, Mr. Art."
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"I did not know you were one of the Beach Boys. Huh?"
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"My wife bought this for me."
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"I like to wear it when I visit her grave."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Riley told me teasing is how you show love."
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"Relax. I'm just giving you a hard time."
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"You're still not off the hook."
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"You and Mom enjoy that ice cream."
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"We always do."
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"Mm."
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"Is that an American tradition,"
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"to bring ice cream to somebody's grave?"
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"Nah, it's just something Dad does."
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"Double Berry Twist was Mom's favorite."
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"Yeah, he sits there and eats it and catches her up"
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"on what's going on."
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"Oh. Shouldn't you go with him?"
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"Nah, he likes to go by himself,"
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"so he can complain about us."
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"We go without him sometimes for the same reason."
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"Has he ever considered getting married again?"
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"No."
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"Well, we can fix that."
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"A man as wonderful as Mr. Art should have a loving partner."
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"Dude, this isn'’t Afghanistan."
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"We do not get involved in each other'’s love lives."
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"Really? The Bachelor. The Bachelorette."
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"Do you not watch any of your own television shows?"
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"Oh, did you watch it without me?He picked..."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"...Rachel."
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"No!"
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