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Clips from Central Park - Rival Busker (S01E01)

"Thanks. Thank you. Oof, that's a big bill."
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"Hey there. I'm your new narrator."
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"Wanna hear a story about a park? Hey, hey, shush. Don't be scared."
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"You're with a pro now. You're with the best."
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"A guy with know-how. A guy who's, well, dressed."
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"I know it's hard to comprehend the level of quality you're seeing,"
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"but I can make this very simple for you."
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"You deserve to be in"
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"First-class hands"
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"That's right, I said First-class hands"
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"You've been distracted by a dude Who's been uprooting the whole plot"
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"I'm not trying to be rude But there's no way in hell he's got"
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"A pair of first-class hands"
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"Don't you wanna be in First-class hands?"
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"See, the last guy Sort of missed the mark"
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"It's why I'm here to take you Through Central Park"
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"In first-class hands"
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"Hi, excuse me. What are you doing here, Griffin?"
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"Hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired."
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"Fired? Why?"
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"-You know why. -No, I don't."
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"Somebody spilled the beans."
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"The "Bitsy Brandenham was secretly funding"
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"Mayor Whitney Whitebottom's campaign" beans."
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"I don't even like beans."
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"It's Bitsy! It's Bitsy Brandenham! Oh, no."
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"So, yeah."
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"Those beans."
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"You messed up. We're narrators, not guardian angels."
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"Can't we be both? Like, narrators with benefits?"
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"Help out around the farm, so to speak."
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"I mean, I guess you could nudge, you could guide them a tiny bit,"
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"but you can't blurt out spoilers or change the course of everything."
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"I have two words for you."
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"-I'm leaving? -Free will."
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"Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will."
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"Birdie, Birdie, you dirty little thing"
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"You could've stayed, you could've made"
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"-Your little ukulele sing -It's a fiddle."
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"But you just had to blow it Had to interfere"
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"And the next thing you know It's over and I'm here"
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"But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved,"
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"don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it?"
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"They gotta make their own decisions We just get to watch"
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"There's no room for new revisions Unless you wanna botch it"
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"-They need first-class-- -Okay, constructive criticism."
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"Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now."
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"Hands"
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"-Hands -Listen:"
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"From now on, I'll give them"
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"-First-class hands -No, Birdie-- Birdie, listen to me. No."
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"You've all been shackled to a chaperone Who needs to take a hike"
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"I could end this cute toe-tapper"
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"Only, wait Who doesn't like when I sing?"
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"-First-class hands -I get it now"
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"-I'll give them first-class hands -A professional who understands"
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"Just sit back, enjoy the music"
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"I've played with Three different Coachella bands"
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"That is impressive."
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"With these first Class chorus and verse"
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"Class, so well-rehearsed Class, once met Fred Durst"
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"Class"
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"Really, Durst? When was that?"
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"It was years ago. It was at a Barnes & Noble."
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"Why have the worst When you can have first-class"
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"First-class hands?"
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"So, you should go."
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"Right, like motivational. Like, "Go, girl.""
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"Thank you. Here I go."
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"Owen and the family are..."
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"And now to-- Over here."
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"I'm sorry. I need to just turn away from you and take us over to Owen,"
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"-who is trying to get his family -Trying to get his family"
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"-excited about an owl camera. -excited about an owl camera. Damn it!"
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"So, yeah, the Natural History Museum is setting up a camera"
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"to livestream the owl nest in that tree, right there."
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"Isn't that incredible?"
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"So, when you were like, "Hey, guys. Wanna see something really cool?""
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"this is what you meant?"
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"And I was so right, right?"
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"Wasn't I kinda right, kids?"
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"No. Sorry, I said that out loud. I mean, yes."
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"Molly, it's an owl's nest. They are the Beyoncé of birds,"
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"if Beyoncé could turn her head all the way around."
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"So, when's it gonna go live, Dad?"
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"Tonight at 5:00. It's gonna be like a reality show about owl roommates."
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"Should be called "Owl in the Family.""
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"Or maybe "The Owl Couple.""
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""Real Owl's Wives of New York"?"
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"No? You guys are so cliquish."
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"Bitsy, you have a phone call."
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"I'm mid bubble beard. Let it go to voice mail."
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"It's Dmitry."
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"What? Don't let it go to voice mail, dummy. Answer it."
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"Hello? One minute."
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"Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker!"
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"Dmitry, how are you?"
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"Are you finally ready to invest in my plan to buy Central Park?"
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"I've been thinking about it, but it's kind of on the back burner."
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"On the front burner"
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"is the hotel where my daughter is supposed to have her wedding tonight."
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"Because it's burning. It's on fire."
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"It's kind of our fault. The wedding theme was fire."
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"I have a proposal for you:"
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"The Brandenham Hotel hosts my daughter's wedding."
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"Fine, fine."
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"We're booked six months out, but I can make it four for you."
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"How about four hours? I need it tonight."
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"-Tonight? -It has to be tonight."
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"We've got 300 guests in town, and my hair looks amazing."
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"Put him on mute. I'm gonna make him think we're fully booked tonight"
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"so I can leverage the hell out of this."
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"-Sorry, I didn't mute it yet. -Damn it, Helen!"
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"-Muting now. -What did you--"
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"Well, now you can take it off. It doesn't matter anymore."
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"Dmitry, we have a secret ballroom on the tenth floor."
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"You can use that."
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"-You want me to take it off mute? -Oh, my God. Yes."
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"-Dmitry? -Yes?"
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"We can do it, but you and I are gonna talk business tonight."
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