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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Spencer's Gift (S04E04)

"with my own foolish dreams."
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"I thought I'd become a big-time Hollywood scriptwriter."
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"I even wrote a teleplay."
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""Sole Brothers"?"
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"That's "sole" spelled S-O-L-E."
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"Upon their father's death, two brothers take the reins..."
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"Or laces... of the family shoe store."
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"They're detectives, but they have different styles."
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"- You really need to read it. - No, I don't."
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"What are you telling my boy?"
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"I'm telling your son the same thing Robert Wagner told me"
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"when I approached him in the men's room at Chasen's..."
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"This is inappropriate."
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"Okay, let me clean this up."
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"He's saying you're definitely not gonna make it."
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"Good talk."
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"But Mom believes in me."
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"Yeah, well, she also believes"
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"that Erica's gonna be on the cover of Rolling Stone"
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"and Barry's gonna be a surgeon."
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"Oh, sweet balls! None of those things are ever gonna happen!"
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"I have to get a job."
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"But you already have one... making wonderful home movies"
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"and winning the Academy Award of my heart."
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"Mom, it's okay."
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"Based on Mr. Glascott's tale of broken dreams,"
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"I should explore my options."
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"Okay, fine. You can try one job."
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"But as soon as everyone realizes that this a detour"
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"from what is obviously your destiny,"
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"you're going back to being my little moviemaker."
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"Boom! He's getting a job."
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"There you go."
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"Oh, speaking of my screenplay,"
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"I mocked up a poster to help sell it in the room."
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"These are twin shoe salesmen/detectives,"
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"Jeffrey Sole and David Alan Brothers."
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"If they're brothers, why do they have different last names?"
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"If you read the script, you'd understand!"
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"While I was warming to the novelty of having a job,"
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"Barry and Erica were warming to their jobs"
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"of selling novelties."
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"And last but not least,"
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"we have our edible underpants in all flavors and sizes."
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"- Questions? - I got one."
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"This place is awesome."
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"That's not a question, kiss-ass."
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"That's all right."
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"I share young Barry's verve for the gag game."
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"Well, sir, I'm gonna learn everything about this place,"
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"starting with the exploding golf balls."
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"Sorry. Barry offers enthusiasm, but not much else."
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"Really? 'Cause on his application,"
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"he said he was a genius"
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"who was studying pre-brain-surgery."
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"- Yep. - They explode, all right."
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"Okay, here's what you need to know."
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"Barry's gonna break stuff, scare customers, hurt himself."
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"But he's my brother and I love the dope,"
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"so I'm offering to be a buffer."
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"Thanks for the heads-up, Erica."
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"- How could you! - What?"
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"I heard everything, thanks to this!"
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"You sold me out on the first day?"
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"I'm just protecting you from the biggest danger"
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"in your life... You."
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"You really think you're better than me at everything?"
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"That I'm a joke?"
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"Barry, you're covered in exploding golf ball dust."
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"Well, you're the joke."
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"'Cause I'm not just gonna be the greatest brain doctor..."
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"I'm also gonna be the greatest Spencer Gifts employee."
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"How, you ask?"
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"I'll out-Spencer Gifts you."
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"Now, I got to get myself a new shirt, 'cause this one's ruined."
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"And so began the great Goldberg Spencer gift-off."
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"Sold my first item. Suck it."
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"Yep, my brother was convinced he would walk away the winner."
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"Meanwhile, I needed a job myself,"
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"- and it was gonna take a true miracle. - _"
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"Wait a minute. Help found!"
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"If I could pass the impossible interview."
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"How many quarters are in a dollar?"
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"Four."
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"I'll be in the back, taking a nap."
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"- Sweet. - Oh. And we're running a promotion."
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"Every "A" a kid has on his report card,"
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"he gets a quarter."
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"- Got it? - Sir, yes, sir!"
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"Don't do that."
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"Dad, today I became a man!"
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"Go brag to your friends and your grandpa."
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"That's not a "me" thing."
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"No, no! I got a job!"
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"A real one?"
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"Yep, at my favorite place in the world..."
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"The arcade."
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"All my children have jobs?!"
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"This is my dream."
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"I close my eyes, and this is what I see."
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"That's a sad dream, but you have a sad life, so I get it."
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"Come here!"
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"- What's happening? - This is me hugging you."
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"No! I'm hugging you! Just accept it!"
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"Mom! Dad's trying to hug me!"
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"Oh, Murray, you're finally expressing"
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"your love and affection towards your children!"
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"No, the little weird one got a job!"
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"What?! Who would hire him?!"
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"Don't know. Don't care."
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"I thought he'd be singing in a wig for years."
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"Me too."
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"Now, if you don't mind,"
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"I'm gonna go adjust my change belt."
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"It was hanging a little low."
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"How could you let him accept a job and be part of the world?"
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"I didn't do anything. It was easy."
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"It's fine. I'll just wait it out until he quits or gets fired."
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"Or he'll learn responsibility and pride from a job well done."
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"Oh, shut the fuck up, Murray."
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