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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Spencer's Gift (S04E04)

"Back in the '80s, before you could buy everything"
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"from your couch, you had to drive"
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"to an actual location to get stuff."
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"This magical place was known as "The Mall.""
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"It was the center of every teenager's universe."
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"And nobody loved the mall more than my brother and sister."
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"Mmm! Hickory Farms samples!"
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"What's better than free meat?"
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"Do you even know what you're eating right now?"
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"Hello? It's summer sausage."
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"It's delicious because it's made by the sun."
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"This just might be the best day of my life."
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"Oh, no!"
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"For my brother, the mall took a dark turn"
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"when it was time to make the lemonade."
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"Attention, perverts!"
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"Look away from the Hot Dog On A Stick girl"
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"or face my fury!"
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"Uh, Barry? What's the deal?"
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"Well, honey, similar to Bruce Lee in "Enter The Dragon,""
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"I am about to fight everyone!"
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"- Erica, hold my meat. - Hold your own meat!"
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"Babe, these guys aren't here just to watch me make lemonade."
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"They do it for everyone. See? Look at Dave Kim."
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"Boo!"
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"That's right, that's right."
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"Walk away."
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"Will you stop it?!"
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"I want to keep this job."
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"The money's good, and I got my eye on one of those."
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"The best yellow boom box money can buy."
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"Look at all that yellow!"
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"It's so compact and waterproof."
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"That's perfect for my swim routine."
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"Well, keep dreaming, 'cause there's no way"
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"Dad's ever gonna buy us one."
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"Well, you could always get jobs."
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"A job?!"
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"How would I be able to spend time after school at the mall"
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"if I already have a job after school at the mall?"
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"Eh, too bad, 'cause they're hiring at Spencer's Gifts."
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"Ah, Spencer Gifts..."
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"The mall's one and only novelty store"
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"that specialized in wacky gag gifts guaranteed to offend."
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"I can actually get a job at the store"
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"I bought two of my four Spuds MacKenzie posters?"
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"This is a dream come true!"
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"'Cause I need money and they're hiring!"
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"Dad, we need you to sign a permission slip."
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"- Ask your mother. - She's not home."
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"I hope it's not time-sensitive."
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"Good luck to both of you."
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"We both got jobs at Spencer's Gifts,"
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"and we can't start until we get parental consent."
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"Give it to me! I'll sign it right now!"
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"Before you do, you should really understand"
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"- what you're agreeing to. - I agree."
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"Just know if you sign that slip, there's a good chance"
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"we'll become fully independent and move out."
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"Damn it, where's my pen?"
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"You might not even have to pay for college."
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"I need my pen!"
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"Here you go, Father."
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"Let's sign this baby."
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"And that's just one of the many hilarious items"
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"we'll be selling at Spencer Gifts."
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"Not even you being a moron can spoil my mood."
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"This is the greatest day of my life!"
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"Uh, this'll work."
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"♪ I see your true colors shining through ♪"
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"It was February 15th, 1980-something,"
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"and I was hard at work honing my skills"
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"as a VHS home-movie maker."
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"Not everyone was a fan, but there was"
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"one blond-haired lady who couldn't get enough."
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"Yeah, I stare at him, too."
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"It's hard to believe that the bigger he gets,"
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"the more delicious he becomes, huh?"
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"Are we looking at the same thing?"
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"The hell is in your son's hands right now?!"
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"Why does he have a waterproof Sports Boom Box with mega bass"
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"when we had to get jobs to get one?!"
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"Adam is not like the two of you."
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"He can't just work any old job."
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"He's, uh... What do I want to say here..."
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"Better than you."
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"- He's better than you! - You can't say that!"
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"I knew you'd understand."
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"Dad, tell your wife to tell your boy son"
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"that he needs to get a job, like the rest of us."
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"Hey, moron!"
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"Get a job, like the other two morons."
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"No, thanks. See, I'm not so much the job guy."
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"I'm more the guy behind the job guy"
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"who just sits there and plays with his toys."
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"- You get it. - I don't. Get a job."
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"No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no. Adam doesn't need a job."
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"- He's already got a career. - Doing what?"
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"Adam is going to be a famous director."
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"- Mm. - And if you don't believe me,"
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"just ask his guidance counselor."
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"No, your son would do miserably in Hollywood,"
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"and that's a fact."
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"My son is a star, and you're gonna die alone!"
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"While I do feel that way,"
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"I'm just stating the hard truth."
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"It's more likely that your puny son"
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"will become a power forward for the Sixers"
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"than a big Hollywood muckety-muck."
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"Oh, no, Mama."
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"I don't want to play whatever sport he's talking about."
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"Don't worry, sweet potato."
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"Mr. Glascott doesn't know anything."
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"Oh, but I do."
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"You see, I once made my way out to L.A."
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