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Clips from Adaptation. (2002)

"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head?"
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"Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out."
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"Life is short. I need to make the most of it."
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"Today is the first day of the rest of my life."
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"I'm a walking cliché."
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"I really need to go to the doctor, have my leg checked."
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"There's something wrong. A bump."
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"The dentist called again. I'm way overdue."
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"If I stopped putting things off, I'd be happier."
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"All I do is sit on my fat ass."
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"If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier."
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"I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time."
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"Like that's fooling anyone."
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"Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day."
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"Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing."
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"I need to turn my life around."
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"What do I need to do? I need to fall in love."
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"I need to have a girlfriend."
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"I need to read more, improve myself."
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"What if I learned Russian or something?"
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"Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese."
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"I would be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe."
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"That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short."
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"Stop trying to fool everyone into thinking I have a full head of hair."
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"How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident."
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"Isn't that what women are attracted to?"
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"Men don't have to be attractive."
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"But that's not true, especially these days."
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"Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days."
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"Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence?"
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"Maybe it's my brain chemistry."
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"Bad chemistry."
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"All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance"
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"or some kind of misfiring synapses."
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"I need to get help for that."
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"But I'll still be ugly, though."
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"Nothing's gonna change that."
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"Shut up! Shut up! Okay?"
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"Let's really try today to solve our camera problems."
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"Keep between-take time at an absolute minimum."
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"These masks are really hot. Okay?"
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"I wanna be very well-heard on that from everybody."
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"Don't futz unless it's absolutely important to the shot, okay?"
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"I don't say that for me. I say that for the people sitting here"
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"- Thank you. - in the rubber."
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"- I like my dress. Okay? - Very good."
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"So now, folks, you better heed that advice."
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"Okay? Heed that advice. Stand by for picture."
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"Have her rotate around the table a little bit further."
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"Hold on until we're clear."
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"You. You're in the eyeline. Can you please get off the stage?"
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"Yeah, just bring in the six-footer."
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"What am I doing here? Why did I bother to come here today?"
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"Nobody even seems to know my name."
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"I've been on this planet for 40 years, and I don't understand a single thing."
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"Why am I here? How did I get here?"
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"My leg hurts. I wonder if it's cancer."
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"There's a bump. I'm starting to sweat. Stop sweating."
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"I've got to stop sweating."
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"Can she see it dripping down my forehead?"
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"She looked at my hairline. She thinks I'm bald. She..."
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"- We think you're great. - Oh, wow."
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"Thanks. That's nice to hear."
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"We all just loved the Malkovich script."
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"- Thanks. Thanks... - Such a unique voice."
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"Boy, I'd love to find a portal into your brain."
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"Trust me, it's no fun."
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"So tell me your thoughts on this crazy little project of ours."
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"First, I think it's a great book."
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"- Laroche is a fun character. - Absolutely."
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"And Orlean makes orchids so fascinating."
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"Plus, her musings on Florida and orchid poaching, Indians."
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"It's just... It's great, sprawling New Yorker stuff."
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"I'd want to remain true to that."
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"I'd wanna let the movie exist,"
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"rather than be artificially plot-driven."
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"Great."
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"I guess I'm not exactly sure what that means."
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"I'm not sure I know what that means either."
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"I don't wanna ruin it by making it a Hollywood thing. You know?"
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"Like an orchid heist movie or something, you know?"
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"Or changing the orchids into poppies"
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"and making it about drug running."
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"- Definitely. - Why can't there be a movie"
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"simply about flowers?"
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"I guess we thought that maybe"
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"Susan Orlean and Laroche could fall in love, and..."
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"Okay. But I'm saying, it's like, I don't wanna cram in sex"
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"or guns or car chases,"
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"you know, or characters, you know,"
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"learning profound life lessons."
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"Or growing, or coming to like each other,"
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"or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end, you know? I mean..."
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"The book isn't like that"
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"and life isn't like that. You know, it just isn't. And..."
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"I feel very strongly about this."
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"John Laroche is a tall guy, skinny as a stick,"
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"pale-eyed, slouch-shouldered,"
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"sharply handsome, despite the fact he's missing all his front teeth."
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"I went to Florida two years ago to write a piece for The New Yorker."
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"After reading a small article about a white man and three Seminole men"
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"arrested with rare orchids they'd stolen from a place"
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"called the Fakahatchee Strand State Preserve."
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"As natural selection works solely by and for the good of each being,"
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"all corporeal and mental endowments will tend to progress towards perfection."
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"It's interesting to contemplate an entangled bank..."
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"Polyrrhiza lindenii."
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"A ghost."
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"Cut her down, Russell."
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"- Morning. - Hey."
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"May I ask you gentlemen what you have in those pillowcases?"
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"Yes, sir, you absolutely may."
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"- Okay, then, I'm asking. - Well, okay, then."
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"Let's see."
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"We've got five kinds of bromeliad,"
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"one peperomia, nine orchid varieties."
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"You know, about 130 plants all told."
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"Which my colleagues here removed from the swamp."
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"You're aware it's illegal to remove plants or animals from state-owned land?"
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"Yeah, and don't forget,"
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