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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 2 (S01E01)

Can we have a minute to sit here and feel the vibe of the place?

"Can we have a minute to sit here and feel the vibe of the place?"

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Sure, yeah. Take all the time you need. I'll wait for you in here.

"Sure, yeah. Take all the time you need. I'll wait for you in here."

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Motherfucker!

"Motherfucker!"

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We're leaving, but they love it. I'll see if I can nudge them up to two.

"We're leaving, but they love it. I'll see if I can nudge them up to two."

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I like them.

"I like them."

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I'd really like to see them get this.

"I'd really like to see them get this."

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I don't trust you.

"I don't trust you."

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Is there something wrong with the apartment? Noise?

"Is there something wrong with the apartment? Noise?"

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Mice? A bad smell?

"Mice? A bad smell?"

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It's better you tell me now.

"It's better you tell me now."

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Nothing, I promise.

"Nothing, I promise."

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I'm just rooting for love.

"I'm just rooting for love."

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This is who Colin left me for.

"This is who Colin left me for."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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He's cute. How old is he?

"He's cute. How old is he?"

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He's not cute. He's diabolical. And that blond hair looks like a dye job.

"He's not cute. He's diabolical. And that blond hair looks like a dye job."

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I wonder how I'd look with blond hair. It would really pop on screen.

"I wonder how I'd look with blond hair. It would really pop on screen."

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So how did you find out?

"So how did you find out?"

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Suzanne. She saw them together moving into Colin's new apartment.

"Suzanne. She saw them together moving into Colin's new apartment."

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What kind of friend tells you these things?

"What kind of friend tells you these things?"

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What, was she gonna not tell me? She saw them.

"What, was she gonna not tell me? She saw them."

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Is that the hot guy you hate from work?

"Is that the hot guy you hate from work?"

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-I think I follow him. -Unfollow him.

"-I think I follow him. -Unfollow him."

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This is from our company's Christmas party. I introduced them.

"This is from our company's Christmas party. I introduced them."

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-That's cold.

"-That's cold."

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-Having an affair with someone from work. -Not an affair.

"-Having an affair with someone from work. -Not an affair."

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He left me for Tyler, then didn't have the balls to admit it.

"He left me for Tyler, then didn't have the balls to admit it."

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But it's good Colin's with a young guy.

"But it's good Colin's with a young guy."

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Let him have his middle-aged fling.

"Let him have his middle-aged fling."

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He will quickly realize that having a twink boyfriend

"He will quickly realize that having a twink boyfriend"

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is a shallow, empty life that leads nowhere.

"is a shallow, empty life that leads nowhere."

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No offense.

"No offense."

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Actually, it leads to a life of mind-blowing sex.

"Actually, it leads to a life of mind-blowing sex."

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-You remember sex, don't you? -Vaguely.

"-You remember sex, don't you? -Vaguely."

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And you're really not helping.

"And you're really not helping."

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Our company has a table

"Our company has a table"

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at the Central Park Conservancy dinner tomorrow.

"at the Central Park Conservancy dinner tomorrow."

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Tyler is gonna be there.

"Tyler is gonna be there."

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I'm afraid I might stick a steak knife in his neck.

"I'm afraid I might stick a steak knife in his neck."

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That's a nice butch fantasy.

"That's a nice butch fantasy."

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But what you should do is just play it cool until it fizzles out.

"But what you should do is just play it cool until it fizzles out."

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Really?

"Really?"

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You really don't think it's over?

"You really don't think it's over?"

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No. I do not think it's over.

"No. I do not think it's over."

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I agree. Couples break up and get back together all the time.

"I agree. Couples break up and get back together all the time."

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-Look at the Jonathans. -That's right.

"-Look at the Jonathans. -That's right."

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They broke up for a couple months a few years ago

"They broke up for a couple months a few years ago"

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when Jonathan had that thing with Jorge,

"when Jonathan had that thing with Jorge,"

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the Mexican travel agent who he thought looked like Ricky Martin.

"the Mexican travel agent who he thought looked like Ricky Martin."

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He almost moved to Puerto Vallarta.

"He almost moved to Puerto Vallarta."

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I thought he just loved it there.

"I thought he just loved it there."

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You can like it for two weeks.

"You can like it for two weeks."

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Then it's like being trapped at a gay quinceañera.

"Then it's like being trapped at a gay quinceañera."

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The point is it was a fling.

"The point is it was a fling."

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He got it out of his system, and they're back together.

"He got it out of his system, and they're back together."

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Thanks. That does give me some hope.

"Thanks. That does give me some hope."

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Okay, this is starting to sound like a cautionary tale.

"Okay, this is starting to sound like a cautionary tale."

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Please, do not have a baby with Colin.

"Please, do not have a baby with Colin."

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I'll have nobody left to go to dinner with.

"I'll have nobody left to go to dinner with."

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Exactly. And we're too old to find a new friend.

"Exactly. And we're too old to find a new friend."

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-Hey, Jack. Hey, Millie.

"-Hey, Jack. Hey, Millie."

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I really am sorry about you and Colin.

"I really am sorry about you and Colin."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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Didn't you split up?

"Didn't you split up?"

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-What makes you think that? -The boxes, the suitcases.

"-What makes you think that? -The boxes, the suitcases."

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The U-Haul parked out front.

"The U-Haul parked out front."

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Some hot little number was helping him.

"Some hot little number was helping him."

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It looked like the beginning of one of my favorite poems,

"It looked like the beginning of one of my favorite poems,"

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Pack My Box.

"Pack My Box."

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I still have the VHS somewhere.

"I still have the VHS somewhere."

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-If you want to check it out. -Oh, thanks.

"-If you want to check it out. -Oh, thanks."

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My VCR was stolen in 1992.

"My VCR was stolen in 1992."

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Anyway,

"Anyway,"

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I don't care what people say.

"I don't care what people say."

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I always thought you were the good-looking one.

"I always thought you were the good-looking one."

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Thank you?

"Thank you?"

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Did he say anything to you?

"Did he say anything to you?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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"Goodbye." Hah!

""Goodbye." Hah!"

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-Don't you just hate men?

"-Don't you just hate men?"

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Is Colin ever going to pick up his Wall Street Journal,

"Is Colin ever going to pick up his Wall Street Journal,"

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or is he just gonna let them pile up?

"or is he just gonna let them pile up?"

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I'll take care of it.

"I'll take care of it."

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Happy Central Park Conservancy.

"Happy Central Park Conservancy."

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Well, whatever you are selling tonight, I am buying.

"Well, whatever you are selling tonight, I am buying."

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-You're not exactly my customer. -Ha-ha!

"-You're not exactly my customer. -Ha-ha!"

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-Uh, thought you might need this. -Why?

"-Uh, thought you might need this. -Why?"

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Good news, bad news.

"Good news, bad news."

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-Bad news first. -Tyler's sitting next to you.

"-Bad news first. -Tyler's sitting next to you."

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Ugh. And did he bring his new boyfriend?

"Ugh. And did he bring his new boyfriend?"

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No. He doesn't have a plus-one. None of us do.

"No. He doesn't have a plus-one. None of us do."

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But now for some better news. Claire Lewis is here.

"But now for some better news. Claire Lewis is here."

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Did you talk to her?

"Did you talk to her?"

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I started to, but then she just handed me her empty champagne glass

"I started to, but then she just handed me her empty champagne glass"

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and said, "I'll take another, dear."

"and said, "I'll take another, dear.""

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Where is she?

"Where is she?"

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Inside, bidding on the silent auction.

"Inside, bidding on the silent auction."

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I'm gonna go say hi and tell her how excited we are

"I'm gonna go say hi and tell her how excited we are"

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-about selling her apartment. -Mm! Nice.

"-about selling her apartment. -Mm! Nice."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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No, no. That's for Claire.

"No, no. That's for Claire."

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Claire! Michael Lawson.

"Claire! Michael Lawson."

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I'm sorry. Do I know you?

"I'm sorry. Do I know you?"

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Michael Lawson, Stanley's friend?

"Michael Lawson, Stanley's friend?"

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Uh, broker who came to see your beautiful home.

"Uh, broker who came to see your beautiful home."

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Oh! Yes. I'm sorry, the broker. There have been so many of those.

"Oh! Yes. I'm sorry, the broker. There have been so many of those."

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And you're wearing a tux.

"And you're wearing a tux."

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You know, all men look the same in a tux.

"You know, all men look the same in a tux."

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Every time I see a fat ass in a monkey suit, I think it's my husband.

"Every time I see a fat ass in a monkey suit, I think it's my husband."

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-You bidding on something? -Ah!

"-You bidding on something? -Ah!"

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A week at the Amanyara in Turks and Caicos.

"A week at the Amanyara in Turks and Caicos."

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-Ah. -I thought I could bring my daughter.

"-Ah. -I thought I could bring my daughter."

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Although she doesn't want me to call her my daughter since she's nonbinary now.

"Although she doesn't want me to call her my daughter since she's nonbinary now."

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Actually, the idea of sharing a room with her,

"Actually, the idea of sharing a room with her,"

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I mean them, excuse me,

"I mean them, excuse me,"

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would be the opposite of a vacation.

"would be the opposite of a vacation."

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But maybe I'll have a new love in my life by the "one-year expiration date."

"But maybe I'll have a new love in my life by the "one-year expiration date.""

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"Breakfast and airfare not included."

""Breakfast and airfare not included.""

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-I'm sure you will. -Right.

"-I'm sure you will. -Right."

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And maybe I'll also have a unicorn that shits money.

"And maybe I'll also have a unicorn that shits money."

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