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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Anybody Here Seen Jeannie? (S01E01)

Once upon a time...

"Once upon a time..."

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... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy...

"... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy..."

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...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission.

"...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission."

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The missile went up...

"The missile went up..."

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...but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down.

"...but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down."

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Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific...

"Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific..."

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... where he found a bottle.

"... where he found a bottle."

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At least, it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle.

"At least, it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle."

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Because in it was a genie.

"Because in it was a genie."

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Oh, not your average everyday genie...

"Oh, not your average everyday genie..."

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...but a beautiful genie...

"...but a beautiful genie..."

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... who could grant any wish.

"... who could grant any wish."

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Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free.

"Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free."

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Only she didn't want to be free. You know how it is...

"Only she didn't want to be free. You know how it is..."

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... when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years.

"... when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years."

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She wanted to have fun...

"She wanted to have fun..."

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...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.

"...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson."

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So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach...

"So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach..."

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...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida.

"...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida."

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And there, in this house...

"And there, in this house..."

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... the girl in the bottle plays Spin the Astronaut.

"... the girl in the bottle plays Spin the Astronaut."

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A meeting is expected to be called at Geneva next month.

"A meeting is expected to be called at Geneva next month."

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Turning to the domestic front.

"Turning to the domestic front."

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At Cape Kennedy, America's three-man astronaut team...

"At Cape Kennedy, America's three-man astronaut team..."

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... is preparing to tak e an historic walk into outer space.

"... is preparing to tak e an historic walk into outer space."

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The team consists of Captain Tony Nelson, Captain Roger Healey...

"The team consists of Captain Tony Nelson, Captain Roger Healey..."

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...and Lieutenant George Conway.

"...and Lieutenant George Conway."

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It's probable that Captain Nelson, as head of the team...

"It's probable that Captain Nelson, as head of the team..."

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... will be the first American to step into outer space.

"... will be the first American to step into outer space."

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I'll have local news--

"I'll have local news--"

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-Hello, Nelson here. -Captain Nelson, Dr. Bellows here.

"-Hello, Nelson here. -Captain Nelson, Dr. Bellows here."

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Hello, Dr. Bellows.

"Hello, Dr. Bellows."

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l've just been going over some of your reports. How are you feeling?

"l've just been going over some of your reports. How are you feeling?"

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Fine, sir. lsn't that what the reports say?

"Fine, sir. lsn't that what the reports say?"

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Oh, the reports look fine.

"Oh, the reports look fine."

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But in my opinion, you've been a bit jumpy lately.

"But in my opinion, you've been a bit jumpy lately."

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Me, sir? Not at all.

"Me, sir? Not at all."

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l sleep soundly, appetite's good. l could eat a horse.

"l sleep soundly, appetite's good. l could eat a horse."

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Hey, what are you doing--? Shoo! Shoo!

"Hey, what are you doing--? Shoo! Shoo!"

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Did you say ''shoo''?

"Did you say ''shoo''?"

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l'm sorry, l wasn't-- l wasn't speaking to you, sir.

"l'm sorry, l wasn't-- l wasn't speaking to you, sir."

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Jeannie. Jeannie, would you--? Would you get this horse out of here?

"Jeannie. Jeannie, would you--? Would you get this horse out of here?"

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Captain. Captain.

"Captain. Captain."

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Captain, do you have a horse in your living room?

"Captain, do you have a horse in your living room?"

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Of course not. Why would l have a horse in my living room?

"Of course not. Why would l have a horse in my living room?"

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l don't know, but we'll find out this afternoon.

"l don't know, but we'll find out this afternoon."

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l want you to report here at 2:00 for some tests.

"l want you to report here at 2:00 for some tests."

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Yeah, but--

"Yeah, but--"

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-Would you get this out of here? -But you said you could eat a horse.

"-Would you get this out of here? -But you said you could eat a horse."

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That's merely an expression. Now, come on, take him away.

"That's merely an expression. Now, come on, take him away."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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-Anything you desire. -Just don't get carried away.

"-Anything you desire. -Just don't get carried away."

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You have not seen anything yet, master.

"You have not seen anything yet, master."

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These are the best plover eggs l've ever tasted.

"These are the best plover eggs l've ever tasted."

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And of course, they're the only plover eggs l've ever tasted.

"And of course, they're the only plover eggs l've ever tasted."

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Have some more sausage, master.

"Have some more sausage, master."

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Well, l don't know, Jeannie. l don't think l better.

"Well, l don't know, Jeannie. l don't think l better."

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-Steak? -Well....

"-Steak? -Well...."

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Veal? Kidney? Pork chops?

"Veal? Kidney? Pork chops?"

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Jeannie, this is more than l've ever had for breakfast.

"Jeannie, this is more than l've ever had for breakfast."

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Wait until you see the lunch l have planned for you, master.

"Wait until you see the lunch l have planned for you, master."

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That's Roge and George. Do you mind...?

"That's Roge and George. Do you mind...?"

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Hi, Roge, George. Let me have your hat.

"Hi, Roge, George. Let me have your hat."

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l've got my charts upstairs. We better go and take another look at them.

"l've got my charts upstairs. We better go and take another look at them."

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Good. Look, you guys start without me.

"Good. Look, you guys start without me."

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l'm going to grab a cup of coffee.

"l'm going to grab a cup of coffee."

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When you step out of that spaceship, remember, easy does it.

"When you step out of that spaceship, remember, easy does it."

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You push yourself away too hard, and you'll never stop spinning.

"You push yourself away too hard, and you'll never stop spinning."

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Our two tricky moments come when we open the hatch to let you out...

"Our two tricky moments come when we open the hatch to let you out..."

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...and then when we close it again on your re-entry.

"...and then when we close it again on your re-entry."

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l'll start the decompression when the air lock...

"l'll start the decompression when the air lock..."

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...is pressurized to air space. l open the door, and out you go.

"...is pressurized to air space. l open the door, and out you go."

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Watch out for that first step, Tony. lt's really a honey.

"Watch out for that first step, Tony. lt's really a honey."

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Listen, Roger, l think it's important that you take a look at this too.

"Listen, Roger, l think it's important that you take a look at this too."

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There's only one thing that worries me.

"There's only one thing that worries me."

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When l step out into space, Roge will pilot the ship.

"When l step out into space, Roge will pilot the ship."

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Hey, you know, it might be a good idea if we checked that tether again.

"Hey, you know, it might be a good idea if we checked that tether again."

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Well, l can't do it right now. l have something else to do.

"Well, l can't do it right now. l have something else to do."

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More important than checking your space umbilical cord?

"More important than checking your space umbilical cord?"

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-Well, l'll get to it. l'll get to it. -Well, anything you say.

"-Well, l'll get to it. l'll get to it. -Well, anything you say."

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Guess we better be running along.

"Guess we better be running along."

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-You are not going. -Listen here, young lady...

"-You are not going. -Listen here, young lady..."

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...you've got to stop playing around like that.

"...you've got to stop playing around like that."

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l'm not going where?

"l'm not going where?"

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Walking around in space. Not without me.

"Walking around in space. Not without me."

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-lt is perfectly safe. -Except that your tether might break...

"-lt is perfectly safe. -Except that your tether might break..."

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...and you might go spinning off into nothing.

"...and you might go spinning off into nothing."

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What is a tether?

"What is a tether?"

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A tether, it's-- Well, it's like a rope.

"A tether, it's-- Well, it's like a rope."

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lt keeps me attached to the space capsule.

"lt keeps me attached to the space capsule."

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Jeannie, l became an astronaut because that's what l want to do.

"Jeannie, l became an astronaut because that's what l want to do."

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-Believe me, l know what l'm doing. -Well, l will not have thee in danger.

"-Believe me, l know what l'm doing. -Well, l will not have thee in danger."

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Well, young lady, l'm afraid you don't have much say about that.

"Well, young lady, l'm afraid you don't have much say about that."

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-l have to get going. -Where are you going?

"-l have to get going. -Where are you going?"

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l'm going to take a few routine tests.

"l'm going to take a few routine tests."

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And if you do not pass these tests?

"And if you do not pass these tests?"

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Well, somebody will be taking my place in that capsule.

"Well, somebody will be taking my place in that capsule."

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But don't worry, l'll pass them.

"But don't worry, l'll pass them."

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Thou art a stubborn and foolish man.

"Thou art a stubborn and foolish man."

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Jeannie, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

"Jeannie, there's absolutely nothing to worry about."

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l--

"l--"

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Jeannie, thanks a lot. You be a good girl...

"Jeannie, thanks a lot. You be a good girl..."

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...and l'll come home early, we'll have a nice game of chess, huh?

"...and l'll come home early, we'll have a nice game of chess, huh?"

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-Hello. -Captain Nelson.

"-Hello. -Captain Nelson."

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Sir, there's really no need for me to take anymore of these tests.

"Sir, there's really no need for me to take anymore of these tests."

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lf l hadn't passed all the tests l've taken...

"lf l hadn't passed all the tests l've taken..."

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...l wouldn't be taking this flight on Monday, would l?

"...l wouldn't be taking this flight on Monday, would l?"

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Captain, l'm going to be very honest with you. You baffle me.

"Captain, l'm going to be very honest with you. You baffle me."

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l admit that, so far, you've checked out 1 00 percent...

"l admit that, so far, you've checked out 1 00 percent..."

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...but there's something.

"...but there's something."

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Some little something that l'm not quite satisfied with.

"Some little something that l'm not quite satisfied with."

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You don't know what that would be, do you, captain?

"You don't know what that would be, do you, captain?"

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-No, of course not. -Never mind. l'll find it.

"-No, of course not. -Never mind. l'll find it."

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Exactly what are you looking for, sir?

"Exactly what are you looking for, sir?"

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Well, l really don't know, a horse in your living room?

"Well, l really don't know, a horse in your living room?"

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Something that you can see that l can't.

"Something that you can see that l can't."

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Voices that only you can hear.

"Voices that only you can hear."

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Doesn't add up to the picture of an ideal astronaut, does it?

"Doesn't add up to the picture of an ideal astronaut, does it?"

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You said l checked out 1 00 percent, sir.

"You said l checked out 1 00 percent, sir."

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