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Clips from Lucifer - Off the Record (S03E03)

"Everyone here just loves Lucifer."
Lucifer
"I don't like Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"For starters,"
Lucifer
"someone's been stealing my pudding."
Lucifer
"And I don't think it's a coincidence"
Lucifer
"that it all started when he showed up."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"And I'm not exactly in love with the idea of my wife"
Lucifer
"putting herself in danger just so some club owner"
Lucifer
"can have fun playing cop."
Lucifer
"You and Detective Decker are married?"
Lucifer
"We're separated."
Lucifer
"Oh, but still,"
Lucifer
"that's got to be hard watching them"
Lucifer
"frolic around in front of you."
Lucifer
"I wouldn't say "frolic.""
Lucifer
"Happy to keep this off the record."
Lucifer
"Separated is not divorced. There's still time."
Lucifer
"Excuse me. Hi."
Lucifer
"Uh, I know you."
Lucifer
"Aren't you the guy from Lux?"
Lucifer
"Reese Getty, LA Telegraph."
Lucifer
"I'm here to write a story about you and Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Oh, right."
Lucifer
""Former B-movie Actress Turned Detective"
Lucifer
"Works With a Whack-Job Consultant.""
Lucifer
"Sounds about right."
Lucifer
"Yeah. No thanks."
Lucifer
"Detective Chloe Decker. I did my research."
Lucifer
"Hot Tub High School, your dad, I get it."
Lucifer
"You don't like the press."
Lucifer
"I don't have time for this."
Lucifer
"I have work to do that actually contributes to society."
Lucifer
"I hate to be the one to break it to you,"
Lucifer
"but your lieutenant and my editor are like this."
Lucifer
"I've been assigned to ride along with you, Detective."
Lucifer
"So we can either make this a pleasant experience,"
Lucifer
"or we can do it the hard way."
Lucifer
"I'll pick the hard way."
Lucifer
"So, you just started showing up at crime scenes,"
Lucifer
"and eventually, she let you work with her?"
Lucifer
"Uh, more or less."
Lucifer
"Yeah. Um, excuse us."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, just... I'll stay out of your way."
Lucifer
"Just pretend I'm not here."
Lucifer
"Here you go."
Lucifer
"What am I supposed to do with these?"
Lucifer
"Wear them... like you always do."
Lucifer
"- Oh, right, yeah. - Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"- I don't. - Hi."
Lucifer
"Our victim's name is Poppy Parker."
Lucifer
"She owns an organic cosmetics line."
Lucifer
"Sort of a local celebrity for all-natural skin care."
Lucifer
"And, uh, what are all these?"
Lucifer
"These are boobs. Yes, I'd know them anywhere."
Lucifer
"C-cups to be precise."
Lucifer
"Oh, look at these."
Lucifer
"Please don't..."
Lucifer
"juggle the evidence, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"But it's fine if he does, 'cause,"
Lucifer
"you know, they've already been processed."
Lucifer
"They're called "fun bags" for a reason."
Lucifer
"Actually, this one is a calf implant, so you should"
Lucifer
"have that, Detective Douche."
Lucifer
"Looks like you've been skipping leg day."
Lucifer
"Yeah, they're very, um, low quality, actually."
Lucifer
"More outdated"
Lucifer
"than Dan's flip phone."
Lucifer
"Don't think any"
Lucifer
"surgeon in L.A. would use these."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Okay. We'll look into it."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, he does this."
Lucifer
"He notices things that normal people are too..."
Lucifer
"normal to notice,"
Lucifer
"but it, uh,"
Lucifer
"has a tendency of paying off."
Lucifer
"It does."
Lucifer
"Why would he do this"
Lucifer
"to someone who values natural beauty?"
Lucifer
"To punish her?"
Lucifer
"Well, that is a very good question, Daniel,"
Lucifer
"but as an expert in punishment,"
Lucifer
"because I'm the Devil..."
Lucifer
"- Hmm. - ...this isn't punishment."
Lucifer
"This looks like"
Lucifer
"someone making a statement."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe you're right."
Lucifer
"Needle mark on the lip,"
Lucifer
"bruising around the injection. This wasn't postmortem."
Lucifer
"Poppy wasn't as all-natural as she wanted everyone to believe."
Lucifer
"She's a fraud."
Lucifer
"Someone wanted"
Lucifer
"to reveal that the people around her can't trust her."
Lucifer
"Ah."
Lucifer
"If that's the case, I've seen this before."
Lucifer
"Oh, very good. Go, Reese Lightning."
Lucifer
"So, Daniel Moore, vegan chef."
Lucifer
"Curiously found with raw meat in his mouth."
Lucifer
"Ah. So vegans can't enjoy a healthy sex life?"
Lucifer
"Tough crowd."
Lucifer
"Turns out, he owns a cattle ranch"
Lucifer
"in Montana, and the environmentalist who was found"
Lucifer
"drowned in jet fuel, he actually owned a private plane."
Lucifer
"So, someone's killing charlatans. Ah."
Lucifer
"The worst kind of scum."
Lucifer
"Next to boy bands."
Lucifer
"All three victims had trace amounts of"
Lucifer
"the exact same poison in their system."
Lucifer
"Same profile, same M.O."
Lucifer
"This is a serial killer."
Lucifer
"Yes. The Completely Justified Killer of Phonies."
Lucifer
"If that's what you name him, I want credit."
Lucifer
"The first scene was found over a month ago."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"The environmentalist, a week ago."
Lucifer
"And Poppy here was found just a few days later."
Lucifer
"I think the killer is becoming more obsessed."
Lucifer
"He's accelerating his timeline."
Lucifer
"We have to catch this guy before anyone else dies."
Lucifer
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