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Clips from Atlanta - New Jazz (S03E03)
"You don't want no coffee, man?"
Atlanta
"No. I generally like to cleanse before I go all in."
Atlanta
"That's a nice hat."
Atlanta
"Thank you, man."
Atlanta
"Yeah, I like the tone of purple. It's nice."
Atlanta
"- On my skin, right? - Yeah."
Atlanta
"Thank you."
Atlanta
"You want to split it?"
Atlanta
"You want to split it?"
Atlanta
"I just said that."
Atlanta
"Oh. Well, thank you, man. I really appreciate it."
Atlanta
"Stand-up guy."
Atlanta
"- Morning, fellas. - DARIUS and ALFRED: Mm."
Atlanta
"Uh, you guys still doing that thing"
Atlanta
"I'm not supposed to know about for insurance purposes?"
Atlanta
"DARIUS: Yes, we are."
Atlanta
"This should help you out."
Atlanta
"- Spa passes? - Mm-hmm."
Atlanta
"Nice. "90-minute massage, a facial, sauna"
Atlanta
"and a cold plunge." [inhales sharply]"
Atlanta
"Senses gonna be lit."
Atlanta
"Do I got to get naked for this shit?"
Atlanta
"Nudity isn't... required, I think."
Atlanta
"Shi... I don't know, nigga. Europe."
Atlanta
"All right. It's time. Let's do it."
Atlanta
"You want me to pay for that?"
Atlanta
"Nigga, I already did that."
Atlanta
"Right. All right."
Atlanta
"You want... [mumbles]"
Atlanta
"- Nah, I'm good. - You sure? All right."
Atlanta
"Have fun, y'all."
Atlanta
"A'ight. See you later, alligator."
Atlanta
"DARIUS: So, I know people call them drugs,"
Atlanta
"but I like to think of them as more"
Atlanta
"spiritual expanding apparatuses."
Atlanta
"ALFRED: Nah, nigga. They drugs. It's drugs."
Atlanta
"DARIUS: Anyway, this one is called a Nepalese Spacecake, all right?"
Atlanta
"The ingredients are harvested from, uh, monks in Denmark."
Atlanta
"The consensus is that it's weed"
Atlanta
"mixed with, uh, Nepalese hallucinogenic honey,"
Atlanta
"but no one knows what's in them for sure for sure."
Atlanta
"Now, they're banned in the U.S., right?"
Atlanta
"And you don't want to get them off the black market,"
Atlanta
"'cause that's just a problem."
Atlanta
"But I finally managed to track down a place that's legit."
Atlanta
"Got a ton of recs on Reddit."
Atlanta
"[muffled shouting]"
Atlanta
"Oh, yeah. That's a tourist. Al?"
Atlanta
"- Huh? - Don't be like him."
Atlanta
"- Hey. - MAN: What up?"
Atlanta
"I'll just do one cup of hot coffee"
Atlanta
"and a Nepalese Spacecake."
Atlanta
"- MAN: All right. - [coins clink on counter]"
Atlanta
"Keep the change."
Atlanta
"Sorry, man. That's not enough."
Atlanta
"Oh."
Atlanta
"Well, I'll just let fate take care of it."
Atlanta
"[exhales slowly]"
Atlanta
"[inhales sharply]"
Atlanta
"I'll pay for it, man. Damn, just move."
Atlanta
"Thank you, fate."
Atlanta
"I'll have the same thing, man."
Atlanta
"Okay."
Atlanta
"ALFRED: Thanks, man."
Atlanta
"Your friend, you know, he kind of seems like he's seen"
Atlanta
"the other side before, but, uh, are you sure you want this?"
Atlanta
"My nigga, I had to watch the movie Cats sober"
Atlanta
"with a bitch who lied to me about having some dank, okay?"
Atlanta
"So I know extremes. Yes."
Atlanta
"All right, man."
Atlanta
"Oh."
Atlanta
"- There you go, man. - Okay."
Atlanta
"- Danke. - Cats is underrated."
Atlanta
"I'm just saying."
Atlanta
"Talking to me like I ain't never taken drugs."
Atlanta
"Ah, yes. Here we are."
Atlanta
"Yeah!"
Atlanta
"Nepalese."
Atlanta
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you do that,"
Atlanta
"let the center be melted by the heat of the coffee."
Atlanta
"Yeah, that's-that's..."
Atlanta
"[clears throat] All right."
Atlanta
"[Darius breathes deeply]"
Atlanta
"Hey, Al, whatever happens,"
Atlanta
"just know that I love you very much."
Atlanta
"Okay. [inhales deeply]"
Atlanta
"- [exhales] Let's do this. - Mm."
Atlanta
"- [bicycle bell rings] - All right, man. What now?"
Atlanta
"Music and a stroll to the spa."
Atlanta
"Here. Take that."
Atlanta
"- Oh. - [Darius laughs]"
Atlanta
"- Nigga, iPod Nanos? - Yes, sir."
Atlanta
"I made us some playlists to help"
Atlanta
"- guide the honey through us. - All right."
Atlanta
"All right, now, I'm gonna be listening"
Atlanta
"to The Plane by Tomita."
Atlanta
"Excuse me. And I got you on some Stereolab shit."
Atlanta
"Stereolab? All right, man."
Atlanta
"Al, this is gonna be amazing."
Atlanta
"I'm feeling it, man. Let's do it."
Atlanta
"[music playing faintly over earbuds]"
Atlanta
"[chuckles]"
Atlanta
"[music fades up]"
Atlanta
"["The Flower Called Nowhere" by Stereolab playing]"
Atlanta
"♪ All the small boats on the water ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Aren't going anywhere ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Surely, they must be loaded with ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ More than simple matter ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Floating on top and gracefully ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Tending to the same pole ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ All the small boats on the water ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Going nowhere ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Is it true that none of them ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Will ever break free and sail? ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Feel the night is made of rocks ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ The stagnant mass ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Is it true that none of them ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Will ever break free and sail? ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Break free from the stagnant boats ♪"
Atlanta
"♪ Left in obscurity... ♪"
Atlanta
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