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Clips from Upload - Family Day (S02E02)

"Hey."
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"Guys, be honest,"
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"is it too early to decide where we're gonna eat after this?"
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"Arrived at destination."
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"Please exit the vehicle."
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"What about ramen?"
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"You guys like shawarma, or is it too spicy?"
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"- Shut up. - Okay."
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"All right."
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"Come on."
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"- What are they? - Clones."
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"They're bodies of people who uploaded."
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"It's the same thing."
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"They have to regrow their heads from stem cells, see?"
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"They're empty until someone downloads back in."
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"High-tech shit."
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"Why would anyone risk downloading?"
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"I mean, didn't they see that guy blow up?"
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"It's the master plan of the one percent."
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"Spend your life"
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"pillaging the earth, right?"
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"And just when all that karma catches up with you, upload."
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"Chill out in Lakeview for a few decades,"
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"while the scientists clean up your mess, and then"
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"download, do it all over again"
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"for the rest of time."
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"So..."
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"I'll get these ones."
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"You get those ones."
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"Well, you can't always tell who they are."
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"They're assholes."
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"That's all you need to know."
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"Okay, s-some of them might be good guys."
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"You know, you can't just"
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"- ruin their chance to... - Be parasites"
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"with private jets who think planting a tree"
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"in the Amazon cancels out your crimes?"
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"Oh, savage!"
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"Bath time's over, bitches."
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"Fuck!"
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"Come on, get up. Get up."
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"Guys, it's booby-trapped."
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"- Jesus... Let's go. - Watch out."
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"In a few minutes, this room's gonna smell worse"
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"than Ivan's apartment."
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"Let's go, let's go."
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"I'm sorry, Mr...."
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"Jake Paul?"
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"I can't see jack squat."
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"Where are my goggle thingies?"
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"God,"
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"millennials are so lame."
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"It's Family Day, and the new prototypes are here."
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"Okay, looks good. Just try not to drop any more of them."
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"I said I was sorry."
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"- Congratulations. - Oh..."
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"Don't be shy."
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"Baby's first month is free with the code FAMILYDAY."
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"Once your free trial is over, you'll be autocharged monthly."
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"Diapers and auto-nap not included."
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"Horizen Digital Babies may change"
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"in appearance and personality over time."
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"Digital Babies are property of Horizen Corporation."
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"- I want one. - No, no."
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"You're just missing your family."
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"I'm sorry they're not coming."
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"Maybe your dad just felt guilty"
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"about the whole murdering me thing, you know?"
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"Maybe."
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"Yeah, whatevs."
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"Meet your new brother."
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"- What should we call him? - Mom."
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"This is so weird."
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"You can hang with my family today."
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"- Yeah? - Sure."
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"Thanks, babe."
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"I can't wait to see them. Everybody here's so old."
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"Oh, yeah. There's so much great stuff to do,"
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"they're gonna have the best day."
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"Your niece knows how to use a gun, right?"
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"Hmm?"
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"- Oh, who's a baby? - Uncle Nathan."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"- Oh, Nevaeh. Mom. - Hi."
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"- I missed you guys so much. - Hi."
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"Oh, my g... Look at you."
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"- You're so tall."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Mom!"
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"It's okay"
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"if I call you that, right? Let's hug."
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"- Oh. - Sorry for your loss, Ingrid."
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"Your weird and preventable loss."
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"You uploaded for a man you're not even married to."
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"Sure. You can call me Mom."
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"Thanks, Mom. I'm in a better place."
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"You look really pretty."
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"That's because I just had my tongue lengthened."
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"Thank you so much for noticing."
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"- Oh. - Okay."
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"Maybe roll that thing back up. Let's, uh,"
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"- get this started, all right? - Yeah. Woo-hoo!"
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"Family Day is huge,"
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"so make sure that your angels get superstar results."
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"Got it."
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"How do I do that exactly?"
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"You yell at them with simple words"
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"because they're stupid cows,"
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"and cows respond well to a good kicking."
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"Thanks."
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"Moo."
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"Is it dangerous?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Uh, just looks like someone accidentally put some plant code"
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"into these chairs, and now"
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"they're growing."
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"You've grown, too, Dylan, since last time I saw you."
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"Still a kid, just 20% taller."
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"I told you, the full adult update was too expensive."
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"Whose dick do I have to suck"
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