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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Skipping School/Cooking the Books (S01E01)

"- ♪ Now as our poor young lungs deflate ♪"
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"♪ I'll admit I've gotten older ♪"
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"♪ Mellowed out ♪"
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"♪ Chatting up those I used to hate ♪"
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"[acoustic music]"
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"♪ The feeling that we're lost will always fade ♪"
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"♪ I present no explanation ♪"
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"♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪"
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"♪ To satiate for long ♪"
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"♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪"
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"♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪"
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"- Okay, kids. All right, simmer down."
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"[students chattering] Look up here. Eyes up here."
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"I'm Mr. Shifrin."
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"I'm your substitute teacher for today."
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"If you guys could all just be quiet"
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"for one second, that'd be great."
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"I just got a few things we gotta go over, okay?"
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"Hello? I am demanding respect."
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"I demand respect."
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"- Tom, you see what I see?"
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"- Yeah, the sub's losing control."
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"- Let's go loiter in the bathroom."
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"- Loiter? We're not allowed."
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"We're in class. - We got a sub."
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"The laws of society no longer apply."
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"- No, no, no, I've had too many incidents."
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"I can't get in trouble. - We won't get in trouble."
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"This guy's clueless. Look at him."
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"- Let's bring the noise level down, okay?"
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"That is rude. - I mean, if he let us leave,"
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"we done nothing wrong. - Why would he let us leave?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Watch this."
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"- I am a grown man,"
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"and I am in a position of authority."
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"- Hey, uh, can we be excused from class?"
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"We have chiropractor appointments."
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"- Yeah, joint chiropractor appointments."
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"- Is that a pun or do you have"
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"simultaneous chiropractor appointments?"
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"- Yeah, I've got a bad back, and he's got a bad foot, so..."
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"- I have a note by the way. Here you go."
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"- I can't argue with this. What are your names?"
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"- Just put down Hank and Irv."
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"- All right, cool. Yeah, I'll write it down."
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"- We can leave? - Yeah, I mean, you got a note."
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"- Come on, Irv."
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"Whoo! - Oh, my God, it worked."
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"We're on the loose. - Yeah!"
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"- What do we do? Go in the bathroom?"
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"- Guys, I'm in. - In where? In with what?"
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"- I'm in with"
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"whatever weird stuff is going on here."
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"- Oh, no. - Let's get in some trouble."
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"- That seems a little out of character, no?"
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"- My brother gets in trouble all the time,"
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"but my mom expects me to be perfect?"
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"- All right, what you thinking?"
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"- Small fires,"
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"defecating on walls..."
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"- What? I signed up for loitering, that's it."
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"- Ah, busted! - Oh, no."
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"- You guys have hall passes?"
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"- All right, I guess we're busted."
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"Don't tell the principal. - I'm kidding."
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"I don't give a shit about hall passes."
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"I'm a janitor."
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"What kinda trouble you guys getting into?"
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"I love this stuff. - Pretty messed up."
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"We made fake chiropractor notes."
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"- Yeah, now we loitering by the bathroom."
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"- That's it? That's what passes for trouble these days?"
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"- You know, let's go back to class."
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"Let's pretend this never happened."
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"- No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"You can't go back to class."
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"Years from now, your best memories of childhood"
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"will be when you misbehaved."
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"Do you know what "carpe diem" means?"
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"but it didn't really stick."
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"- It means "seize the day.""
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"Look, if you wanna leave school grounds,"
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"I'd be happy to smuggle you out in my garbage can."
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"- All right, this guy's clearly lost his mind."
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"- We're in! - In?"
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"- Everybody in the can."
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"- What? No, no, please."
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"- Get in the trash, you little rebels."
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"- I'm not getting in the garbage can."
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"- It's been a light garbage day,"
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"so you'll both fit."
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"[sneaky music]"
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"Look, you want me to drive you to a bar?"
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"- Oh, no, we're gonna part ways."
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"You can't be part of the team."
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"- I wanna hang out with you guys."
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"I'm lonely."
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"- No, that--that's where I draw the line."
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"Wow, what an adventure. We walked to Taco Bell."
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"That's crazy. Should we head back?"
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"- What are we gonna tell people?"
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"We stood in line for tacos?"
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"- That sounds like a good story."
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"I'd tell--I'd tell my grandkids that story."
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"- Oh, my goodness. - I've got an idea."
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"Why don't we just dine and dash?"
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"- Yes! - Stop, stop."
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"No, no, no. - Yes."
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"Tom, let's use that honest little face of yours."
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"You get up there, you do the talking."
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"- Whatever happened to loitering?"
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"I thought that was the plan."
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"- Yeah, but now we about to"
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"put the whole plan together,"
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"which is a Taco Bell heist."
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"- Okay, fine, one quick Taco Bell heist,"
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"and then we're going back to school."
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"Hey, can I just get, like, 30 tacos?"
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"- Oh, wow, do you want them in the Fiesta Party Packs"
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"or do you want them individual?"
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