Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Pilot (S01E01)

"No, no, no."
United States of Al (2021)
"Eight dollars for that chicken?"
United States of Al (2021)
"I do not think so.Excuse me?"
United States of Al (2021)
"I will give you four."
United States of Al (2021)
"What? Four,"
United States of Al (2021)
"or I am walking away."
United States of Al (2021)
"I can't change the price of the groceries. Okay."
United States of Al (2021)
"I am walking away."
United States of Al (2021)
"Look at me, I am walking away."
United States of Al (2021)
"You will lose the sale."
United States of Al (2021)
"Lizzie, put everything back."
United States of Al (2021)
"We are walking away."
United States of Al (2021)
"What is he doing?Just watch."
United States of Al (2021)
"Okay, Shawn, you are good."
United States of Al (2021)
"You are a credit to your profession."
United States of Al (2021)
"I will give you five dollars for the chicken."
United States of Al (2021)
"I couldn't do that even if I wanted to."
United States of Al (2021)
"The computer doesn't let us."
United States of Al (2021)
"Okay, so you want to."
United States of Al (2021)
"We're getting somewhere. Move aside."
United States of Al (2021)
"I can figure it out."
United States of Al (2021)
"This is gonna end very badly."
United States of Al (2021)
"No, it's not."
United States of Al (2021)
"Hmm. Here is a button to override the store price."
United States of Al (2021)
"Just put in your employee number."
United States of Al (2021)
"Manager to Checkout Three."
United States of Al (2021)
"We have a, uh..."
United States of Al (2021)
"I don't know what."
United States of Al (2021)
"Hey, Al, while you're at it,"
United States of Al (2021)
"these avocados were two dollars each"
United States of Al (2021)
"last time I was here."
United States of Al (2021)
"Now they're $2.50."
United States of Al (2021)
"Oh, so the price can change but only up."
United States of Al (2021)
"How do you explain that, Shawn?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Is there a problem here?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Eh, there is no problem."
United States of Al (2021)
"We have just agreed"
United States of Al (2021)
"that this chicken will be five dollars."
United States of Al (2021)
"Now let's talk about the avocados."
United States of Al (2021)
"Uh, n-nothing I can do about the avocados,"
United States of Al (2021)
"but you can have the chicken for five bucks"
United States of Al (2021)
"if you just leave."
United States of Al (2021)
"Deal."
United States of Al (2021)
"See?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Oh, um, by the way, Tom."
United States of Al (2021)
"Shawn here is an excellent employee."
United States of Al (2021)
"If you cannot give him a raise,"
United States of Al (2021)
"you can certainly send him home"
United States of Al (2021)
"with some nice meat for his family."
United States of Al (2021)
"Here we are."
United States of Al (2021)
"What a beautiful home. Mashallah."
United States of Al (2021)
"Yeah."
United States of Al (2021)
"[mumbling]: Mashallah..."
United States of Al (2021)
"RILEY: Oh, relax, man."
United States of Al (2021)
"You don't have to take your shoes off."
United States of Al (2021)
"What am I, an animal?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Hey! Awalmir!"
United States of Al (2021)
"A-welcome."
United States of Al (2021)
"I am so happy to be here."
United States of Al (2021)
"I cannot thank you enough."
United States of Al (2021)
"There is no need."
United States of Al (2021)
"Your son helped me, too."
United States of Al (2021)
"We helped each other."
United States of Al (2021)
"You must be exhausted."
United States of Al (2021)
"Well, it was eight hours from Kabul to Hamburg,"
United States of Al (2021)
"then two hours to Heathrow,"
United States of Al (2021)
"then my flight got canceled, and I waited six hours"
United States of Al (2021)
"for the ten-hour flight to Atlanta."
United States of Al (2021)
"And then two hours to Columbus, so yes,"
United States of Al (2021)
"I am a little, uh..."
United States of Al (2021)
"Riley, what is that wonderful word?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Pooped.Pooped."
United States of Al (2021)
"All right, let me get you a beer."
United States of Al (2021)
"Dad, what the hell, man?"
United States of Al (2021)
"We talked about this. No alcohol."
United States of Al (2021)
"Oh, right, right. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry."
United States of Al (2021)
"No, your son should be sorry"
United States of Al (2021)
"for talking to you with that tone of voice."
United States of Al (2021)
"I like him."
United States of Al (2021)
"Come on, I made dinner.And don't forget,"
United States of Al (2021)
"he can't have pork."
United States of Al (2021)
"Well, make up your mind."
United States of Al (2021)
"Are you Muslim or you Jewish?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Dad!Ah, calm down."
United States of Al (2021)
"So, what's going on with your family?"
United States of Al (2021)
"They are safe for now, inshallah. Where?"
United States of Al (2021)
"Kabul."
United States of Al (2021)
"Oh, I love it there."
United States of Al (2021)
"You said Cabo, right?"
United States of Al (2021)
"How would his family get to Mexico?"
United States of Al (2021)
"I spent a spring break in Mexico."
United States of Al (2021)
"I don't know how I got there."
United States of Al (2021)
"All right, here we go."
United States of Al (2021)
"No pork, no booze."
United States of Al (2021)
"I'd say "enjoy," but I don't see it happening."
United States of Al (2021)
"[praying in Pashto]"
United States of Al (2021)
"Amen."
United States of Al (2021)
"So, Al, besides your family,"
United States of Al (2021)
"did you leave behind anyone special?"
United States of Al (2021)
"A girlfriend maybe?"
United States of Al (2021)
"No. I am afraid not."
United States of Al (2021)
"How come? You're a good-looking guy."
United States of Al (2021)
"Thank you, you are also very handsome."
United States of Al (2021)
"It's just that I moved around a lot,"
United States of Al (2021)
"and I could never tell anyone where I lived"
United States of Al (2021)
"because the Taliban were hunting me."
United States of Al (2021)
"Yeah, dating's hard."
United States of Al (2021)
"Someday I hope to have a wife"
United States of Al (2021)
"who is as wonderful and beautiful as your wife."
United States of Al (2021)
"Really? You just got here, and you're busting my chops."
United States of Al (2021)
"How could you not tell me you were having marriage problems?"
United States of Al (2021)
"I could have fixed it."
United States of Al (2021)
"From Afghanistan?"
United States of Al (2021)
"It's not the moon. We have Wi-Fi."
United States of Al (2021)
"Whatever, man, it's fine."
United States of Al (2021)
"Just leave it alone, all right?"
United States of Al (2021)
"When do you see your daughter?"
United States of Al (2021)
"I don't know, when her mother lets me."
United States of Al (2021)
"I keep telling him to get his act together"
United States of Al (2021)
"and do whatever it takes to get her back."
United States of Al (2021)
Show more clips