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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Pilot (S01E01)

"How do you say "We're so happy to see you""
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"in... What is the language there?"
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"Afghanistanish?"
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"Uh, it's Pashto."
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"And I only know a few phrases."
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"Like?"
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"[speaking Pashto]"
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"Which means?"
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""Please, God, get me out of here.""
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"So you can say that and not "We're so glad you're here"?"
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"Lizzie, the whole time I served in Afghanistan"
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"I never heard anyone say, "We're so glad you're here.""
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"[sighs]"
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"We should've brought him a welcome gift."
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"When I went back for my second tour,"
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"he was waiting for me on the tarmac"
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"with a pot of pacha."
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"Ooh, that something you eat or smoke?"
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"It's a traditional Afghan breakfast soup"
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"made of sheep's hooves."
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"Seriously?"
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"I know, it sounds more like a lunch food, doesn't it?"
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"Al's mom used to make it for us."
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"Aw..."
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"Are you gonna cry when you see him?"
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"Marines don't cry, Lizzie."
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"They don't, huh? No."
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"Those babies in the Air Force cry"
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"when their sunglasses get smudged."
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"There he is, there he is."
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"Al, over here! Aah!"
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"Hi. [sighs]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Oh, my friend."
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"I am so happy to see you."
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"I was worried you weren't gonna make it."
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"Me, too. But..."
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"you found a way."
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"Hi, Al."
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"Lizzie."
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"It is so goodto finally meet you."
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"Thank you for keeping my brother safe."
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"[sighs]"
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"Oh, thank you!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Oh, look at this."
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"Today, we are allin the Air Force."
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"♪"
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"♪ Oh!"
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"It is a marvel"
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"how beautifully pavedyour roads are."
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"And look how everyone stopsfor the red light."
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"People don't stop for traffic lights in Afghanistan?"
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"No, we are too busy.We have places to go."
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"Oh, there's a lot to see."
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"[chuckles]: I can't wait to show you everything."
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"And I want to seeeverything."
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"Washington D.C.,Las Vegas."
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"And what's the nameof that place"
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"that sells peanut butter andbrings it to you on a forklift?"
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"Costco."
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"It will not disappoint.Hmm."
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"Neither will Vegas."
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"I can't take him to Vegas."
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"Won't drink, won't gamble."
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"And do not try to show him naked women."
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"True."
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"But there is nothingin the Koran"
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"that says I cannot ridea roller coaster"
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"through a tiny New York."
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"You definitely have to come with me to Burning Man."
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"Oh, Lizzie, don't."
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"Who is Burning Man?It's a what."
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"What is a what?Burning Man."
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"It sounds like a who."
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"There is no burning man."
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"What?"
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"Picture this:"
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"bunch of Americans show up, pitch some tents,"
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"run around like crazy people,"
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"light everything on fire and then leave."
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"Are you tryingto make me homesick?"
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"So, Riley,"
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"when do I get to meet the most wonderful woman"
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"in all of creation?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"About that."
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"They broke up."
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"I was getting there."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"R-Riley, for years, all I heard about"
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"was how much you love and miss her."
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"Well, didn't work out."
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"Kind of in the middle of a..."
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"divorce."
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"What about my goddaughter?"
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"Hazel? You'll meet her."
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"It's just a little complicated right now."
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"Oh, Riley."
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"Have you apologized for whatever it was you did wrong?"
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"What makes you think it was my fault?"
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"Oh, Riley."
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"Look at all this food."
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"Why do you people invade other countries,"
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"when you can just stay here and eat?"
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"Good question, man."
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"[moans] Look at this apple."
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"It is perfect."
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"It's a perfect apple."
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"May I take a bite?"
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"Knock yourself out. Ah."
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"Oh, no, we can't buy this."
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"Well, we kind of have to now."
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"But it has no taste."
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"It's just crunchy water."
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"What do they taste like in Afghanistan?"
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"They have an apple flavor."
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"I'll have my mother send you some."
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"[beeps]"
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"All right, rotisserie chicken, eight even."
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