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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stall (S05E05)

"No, it is not."
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"You know, I think George has a non-sexual crush on him."
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"I think he does too."
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"I mean, every time I see him, it's Tony this, Tony that."
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"George is like a schoolgirl around him."
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"So I said:"
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""Hey, dude..."
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"...you better step off. ""
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"- Step off? - Yeah."
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"You said, "Step off"?"
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"God, that is too much!"
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"Hey, hey, Tony..."
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"...I just had this brainstorm for us."
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"- Can you guess what it is? - No."
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"Bowling."
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"What do you say? Bowling, huh?"
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"Bowling's insane! Bowling is crazy time!"
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"Bowling?"
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"I don't think so, George. You get no rush from bowling."
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"Rush? You want a rush?"
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"Drop a ball on your toe, my friend!"
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"Talk about a rush, you'll be throbbing!"
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"- You'll see visions! - No, no, no."
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"I'm thinking..."
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"...rock climbing."
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"All right! Rock climbing!"
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"Just the two of us? All right. All right. Hey, I'll make some sandwiches."
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"What do you like? Tuna, peanut butter?"
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"- Whatever. - All right. I gotta buy some bread."
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"You know, I am definitely down for some rock climbing."
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"Yeah, me too. I am down. I am totally down."
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"Mark me down."
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"Cool. So, what do you say we climb a rock maÒana?"
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"MaÒana."
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"MaÒana might be a problem. I'm supposed to..."
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"...have a boil lanced maÒana..."
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"...and I think they charge me if I cancel with only one maÒana's notice."
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"- Hey, Kramer! - Hey, Tony."
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"- Hey! - Hey, Georgie."
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"Kramer, my man, what are you doing maÒana?"
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"MaÒana I'm doing nada."
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"What do you say you scale some rock with me and George?"
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"Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches."
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"Come on, Kramer. What do you say?"
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"Kramer, it's pretty dangerous up there."
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"- No, I'm down. - Yes!"
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"- Yeah! I'll see you. - All right, buddy. Take it easy, Kramer."
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"You down, George? What's wrong?"
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"- Oh, no, I am down. - Yeah!"
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"Rock climbing?"
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"Where do you come off going rock climbing?"
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"Rock climbing?"
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"You need a boost to climb into your bed."
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"All right. All right."
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"What is it with you and Tony? What, you're his sidekick now?"
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"Yeah. That's right. I like it."
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"He's such a cool guy."
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""A cool guy"? What, are you in eighth grade?"
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"He's the first cool guy I've ever been friends with in my life."
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"It's a different world when you're with a cool guy."
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"He's not afraid of anybody."
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"You should hear the way he talks to waitresses."
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"He gets free pie!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Nice move today. - What?"
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"Horning in on my rock-climbing trip!"
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"It's just supposed to be me and Tony."
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"- He asked me. - You put him on the spot."
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"You know, I think that you're in love with him."
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"What?"
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"- That's ridiculous! - No, no. I don't think so."
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"You love him."
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"You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy."
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"And you're not getting any sandwiches either!"
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"- You're making sandwiches? - Hello?"
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"I don't know if there's gonna be places to eat up there."
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"- Who? - Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter?"
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"Hates it."
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"Good thing I asked."
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"Who is it?"
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"- Well, she says Jane. - Yeah, so?"
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"Well, that voice, it's very familiar. Throaty, almost flinty."
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"- Did you say "flinty"? - Yeah. Yeah. Flinty."
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"Hello!"
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"Hello!"
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"Hey, George, you hear that echo?"
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"Oh, God, please get off me! I don't want to die up here!"
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"Please! Please, please stop moving. That's all I ask of you."
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"- Kramer! Kramer! - Let go! Hey!"
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"George, let go of my leg! Grab the rock!"
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"- Grab the rock! - What rock?"
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"The rock in front of you!"
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"Come on, grab it!"
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"You've gotta relax. Try to yodel. Yodel."
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"- That's it. That's it. - George! Kramer!"
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"- Yeah? - Take the rope..."
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"...thread it through the carabiner and knot it."
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"Then I'll climb up to where you are."
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"- All right. George, you got it? - Yeah."
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"- You got it, George? - Yeah."
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"All right, take it."
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"Hey, George, you got anything to eat, dude?"
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"Yeah, I..."
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"I got some sandwiches."
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"I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony..."
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"...because I know you don't like peanut butter."
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"What?"
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"Do some..."
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"I've got oil all over me. Can I have your napkin?"
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"- What? - Your napkin. I'm dripping."
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"- Well, where's your napkin? - I used it up."
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"Well, I need mine."
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"Oh, God, look at the time. I gotta get to work."
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"You know, I'd like to hear about this job of yours."
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"I told you already, it's very boring."
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"You know, I think I had a little too much garlic."
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"- Can I have a piece of your gum? - You're fine."
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"- Oh, how's this thing work? - Just press it."
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"- It's Elaine. - Oh, come on up."
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"- Who is it? - It's Elaine."
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