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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stall (S05E05)

"The whale's supposed to be an intelligent animal."
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"You hear about how they communicate by song from miles away..."
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"...how extensive their vocabulary is."
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"From the rate we're pushing the whales off the beach..."
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"...back into the ocean, the words "shore" and "close"..."
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"...do not appear to be in their vocabulary."
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"I'd say to them, "Concentrate less on the singing..."
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"...a little more on the approaching Cuervo beach volleyball tournament..."
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"...if you want to maintain that brainy-mammal image. ""
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"I can't believe this. What a dope!"
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry."
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"This is... This is kind of embarrassing..."
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"...but there's no toilet paper over here."
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"Are you talking to me?"
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"Yeah. I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some..."
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"- What? - No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it."
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"- You can't spare it? - No. There's not enough to spare."
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"Well, I don't need much. Just three squares will do it."
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"I'm sorry, I don't have three squares. Now, if you don't mind..."
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"Three squares? You can't spare three squares?"
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"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square!"
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"Well, is it two-ply? Because if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply."
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"One ply. One puny little ply. I'll take one measly ply!"
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"Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply!"
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"No, no, don't go! I beg you!"
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"I love this artificial flavoring."
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"I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent."
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"You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hey, where's my popcorn, babe? - What?"
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"My popcorn. You were supposed to get me popcorn."
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"Did you forget about me, babe?"
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"You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom."
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"I mean, a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered."
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"I simply could not spare it."
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"This woman just didn't get it. She kept harassing me."
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"Three squares! That's all I was asking for."
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"Three squares!"
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"She wouldn't stop. "Help me! Help me!""
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"She was insane."
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"I was begging her."
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""Please, please!""
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"She was insane."
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"Who does she think she is? How dare she?"
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"Do you want me to get the manager?"
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"Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights."
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"- Flush her out. - I don't even know what she looks like."
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"I wonder where Elaine is sitting. I really wanted you to meet her."
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"She's supposed to be here with her new boyfriend."
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"I wonder where Jerry's sitting."
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"He's supposed to be here with his new girlfriend."
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"- I'm dying to see what she looks like. - Hey."
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"You think if I jumped off that balcony, I'd get hurt?"
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"- Hey. Hey, guy. - Hey."
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"Can I use your phone in your bedroom?"
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"What's the matter with yours?"
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"My batteries are dead."
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"It's not one of those 976 calls, is it?"
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"Come on. Let me use it. Five minutes. I'll pay you back."
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"Why do you do that?"
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"I am never going to the movies again."
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"Where were you last night? I looked for you."
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"I looked for you too. I was over on the side."
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"Oh, with pretty boy Tony."
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"- Yeah, right. Okay. - "Hey. Hey. " Tony."
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"- "Hey. " - That's nice. Listen to this."
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"I am in the bathroom, right, before the movie starts..."
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"...and I'm in the stall, and there's no toilet paper."
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"No what?"
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"Toilet paper."
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"So..."
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"...I ask this woman in the stall next to me for some..."
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"...and she refuses!"
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"Well, maybe she couldn't spare it."
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"- A square? - Well, you know..."
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"...sometimes a square is everything."
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"- A ply? - Elaine, you cannot judge a person..."
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"...in a situation like that. It's like asking for someone's canteen in the desert."
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"- It's battle conditions. - Yeah, well..."
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"...I just hope I run into her again, okay?"
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"Because I will never forget that flinty voice. It is tattooed in my brain."
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"If I hear it, watch out."
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"So listen, what happened with Jane last night?"
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"Jane, she... She..."
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"The four of us are going out Saturday. That should be fun."
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"Yeah, that should be real fun."
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"- It's getting late. Can I call Tony? - Yeah."
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"Then we'll get a cab and we'll do it in the back seat."
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"How's that, Andre?"
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"- Andre? - What about the driver?"
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"- We'd get in an accident. - So what?"
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"Well, that wouldn't be very good."
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"Hey, Andre, get the hell off the phone!"
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"- What is going on? Who is Andre? - Kramer's Andre."
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"He's fooling around with these 976 numbers."
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"Hey, I told you, I don't want you doing that on my phone!"
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"Jerry, I'm telling you, this phone-sex thing is hilarious."
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"Like this Erica woman. Here, look."
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"You gotta call her. What a voice she uses."
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"You know, it's weird, because that voice sounded familiar to me."
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"- You hungry? Wanna..? Monk's? - No. I gotta go downtown."
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"- You're giving me a lift home, right? - Yeah."
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"So listen, what happened last night with Jane?"
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"Oh, nothing. She just choked on a Jujube."
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"You know, I hate to tell you this, but it is time to defrost your freezer."
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"I know. I just can't bring myself to do it."
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"Meanwhile that freezer keeps getting smaller and smaller."
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"Don't wanna keep Tony waiting."
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"- Hey, you got a problem with Tony? - Hunky Tony. "Hey. ""
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"Okay. Jerry, I would be going out with him no matter what he looked like."
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"- Of course you would. - Oh, yeah. Like you're one to talk."
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"- Elaine... - What?"
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"...it's different for a man. We're expected to be superficial."
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"- I'm not being superficial. - Elaine, he's a male bimbo."
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"He's a "mimbo. ""
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"He's not a mimbo."
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"He is an exciting, charismatic man..."
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"...who just happens to have a perfect face."
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"And that's why you're going out with him."
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