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Clips from Single Drunk Female - New York (S01E01)

"tailored to their recovery needs,"
Single Drunk Female
"but we have a tracking component"
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"that will bring us to a new frontier in wellness."
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"Love it."
Single Drunk Female
"Cool. Well, I look forward to hearing from you guys..."
Single Drunk Female
"No, no need. I knew I wanted it before you got here."
Single Drunk Female
"How can we make this official?"
Single Drunk Female
"So, you wanna buy it?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Can't tell if you're excited or terrified."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, I'm an alcoholic, so both."
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"(Trip laughs)"
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"OLIVIA: Hi."
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"(groans) My boobs are huge."
Single Drunk Female
"Like, they have swelled up"
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"an entire cup size from the injections."
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"-Well, you look amazing. -No, I don't."
Single Drunk Female
"No, I like... I got in the best shape of my life"
Single Drunk Female
"to launch Girl Boston,"
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"and now I'm gonna swell up like a bullfrog"
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"for like a year, and I'm gonna get jawline breakouts."
Single Drunk Female
"Like, you've seen my high school yearbook,"
Single Drunk Female
"it's gonna be really bad."
Single Drunk Female
"Baby, who cares? You're gonna be pregnant."
Single Drunk Female
"It's okay if your appearance changes."
Single Drunk Female
"-It's medically advisable. -And then also, Joshy was in here,"
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"and I was singing him his song..."
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"♪ Joshy, I love you ♪"
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"♪ I smush your tush ♪"
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"-BOTH: ♪ I smush your tush ♪ -And he hissed at me."
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"-(gasps) -Like..."
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"He doesn't love me anymore or something."
Single Drunk Female
"Or like he doesn't recognize me anymore"
Single Drunk Female
"(crying): because I'm fat."
Single Drunk Female
"You're not fat. That's crazy."
Single Drunk Female
"-Baby, what is going on? -I don't know."
Single Drunk Female
"I don't know what's going on."
Single Drunk Female
"-I mean, like, are we ever gonna do this? -Yes."
Single Drunk Female
"-Of course. You're so close. -Yeah,"
Single Drunk Female
"I'm so close. Are you?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah. So, like, the last three miles of the marathon..."
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"It's like a whole other race, but if you hydrate you're fine."
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"-WOMAN: You didn't... -NATHANIEL: Sam!"
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"-Hey, what's up? -Hi."
Single Drunk Female
"-Hi. You made it. -Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"What's going on? Do you want a drink?"
Single Drunk Female
"Like an OJ or a seltz? Cranberry..."
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"She's sober, guys. But it's cool."
Single Drunk Female
"It's totally fine. I'm good."
Single Drunk Female
"-Is that okay to say that? -Thank you. Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"Everybody be cool. This is Sam Fink,"
Single Drunk Female
"she's our top candidate for the party reporter job."
Single Drunk Female
"All right? So be nice, please. Meaning..."
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"don't be yourselves, ha-ha, ha-ha..."
Single Drunk Female
"So, that's cool. Sober, huh?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Yeah. -You know, my brother's in the program and he still rages."
Single Drunk Female
"I mean, he used to be, like,"
Single Drunk Female
"way more fun at Christmas parties"
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"when he drank, but..."
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"-Cool. -Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"So, I was just wondering..."
Single Drunk Female
"You just said "party reporter,""
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"and I kind of thought the job was like a..."
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"like a cultural events type thing. Is the...?"
Single Drunk Female
"You know, it's like a combo."
Single Drunk Female
"Like, you're writing, but there's parties."
Single Drunk Female
"-Cool. -And Topher would do, like,"
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"-party stuff at bars. -He would."
Single Drunk Female
"-He was the last party reporter. -Oh, cool."
Single Drunk Female
"-Yeah. -And so he always goes to bars, and he was..."
Single Drunk Female
"So, what happened to-- what happened to Topher?"
Single Drunk Female
"Does he, like, does he smell bad or...?"
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"-Oh, he was great. -He was good."
Single Drunk Female
"He was so great. He just partied a little hard."
Single Drunk Female
"So, you know, he'd get so wasted"
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"that he didn't turn stuff in on time."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, and you know, and he-he lost custody of his kids."
Single Drunk Female
"-It was pretty bad. -Oof."
Single Drunk Female
"But that's not a problem for you 'cause you had a bad girl phase"
Single Drunk Female
"and now that's in the rearview, right?"
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"-Yeah. -And now you're just like Smooth Sailing Sam."
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"-(chuckles nervously) -Right?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Uh-huh. -But I..."
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"-We'll figure it out. I don't want you... -It's fine."
Single Drunk Female
"-Yeah, for sure. Yeah. -You're sure? Okay, good."
Single Drunk Female
"So, where are you, uh, living, anyway?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Uh, Malden. -Okay, cool, I think I've heard of that."
Single Drunk Female
"Is that, like, near Bushwick?"
Single Drunk Female
"Where, uh-- oh, where the unicycle thing is?"
Single Drunk Female
"Sorry, I'm gonna step out for one second."
Single Drunk Female
"-All right. -Sorry about that."
Single Drunk Female
"-Bye, nice to meet you. -Is she okay?"
Single Drunk Female
"-I don't know. Where's Malden? -Did I say something?"
Single Drunk Female
"(panting)"
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"(Yebba's "How Many Years" playing)"
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"♪ How many years will it take for these years to dry? ♪"
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"♪ Oh, my Lord, please don't pass me by ♪"
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"♪ Where can I run when my running is out of time? ♪"
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"♪ These are the moments that I'm with you. ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"-Back at the bench. -Yeah, I see that."
Single Drunk Female
"Maybe if you sit here long enough you'll remember."
Single Drunk Female
"Uh... I don't know if I want to remember."
Single Drunk Female
"What if it was really bad?"
Single Drunk Female
"Like I made out with a finance bro"
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"-in boat shoes or killed a guy? -Right."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, that's the wild part about this whole thing,"
Single Drunk Female
"it's just like..."
Single Drunk Female
"You have some stuff that you might not want to remember."
Single Drunk Female
"Like, take me, for example."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, I'm glad I remembered you."
Single Drunk Female
"Me, too."
Single Drunk Female
"Can I?"
Single Drunk Female
"Okay..."
Single Drunk Female
"I just feel like I was so sad, you know? Why was I so sad?"
Single Drunk Female
"Well, maybe that's okay. You're not sad anymore."
Single Drunk Female
"Your life is heading in a good direction."
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"-You might get that job. -I don't know if I want that job."
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