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Clips from Single Drunk Female - New York (S01E01)

"♪ There she goes ♪"
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"♪ You see her walkin' on down the street ♪"
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"♪ There she goes ♪"
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"♪ Look at all your friends that she's gonna meet ♪"
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"♪ There she goes ♪"
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"-That smell. -It's not a good smell."
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"Yeah. Let's hit it."
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"♪ There she goes again ♪"
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"No, no, don't go near that. Something's always oozing."
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"No? Okay."
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"♪ She's down on her knees, my friend ♪"
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"This store, they open at 7:00. It's the only place you can get"
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""walk of shame" shirts before work."
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"-Really smart business model. -Yeah."
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"♪ Now take a look ♪"
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"Know what's dangerous when you've been drinking?"
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"Any white round thing that vaguely resembles a toilet."
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"Are you se-- You peed in that?"
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"Oh, my-- That's the highest squat of all time!"
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"-All right, all right, okay. -Right."
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"-Are you sure you're gonna be able to find it on your own? -Yeah."
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"I know you're a grown man, but like,"
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"-I do get a little bit concerned that you're not... -I know."
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"-Yeah, it's totally fine. -No, no, no, not there."
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"-Does this ooze, too? What's going on? -No."
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"-Yeah? -I just feel like something..."
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"happened on the bench. I don't know what."
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"-I'm having, like, a lot of half memories. -Okay."
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"Right now. That bodega feels very familiar."
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"I have no idea why."
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"And also, we passed a parking lot back there,"
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"-and something definitely happened in it. -Yeah."
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"-But I don't, I don't know what. -Okay."
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"No, no, I get it. I worked at this restaurant in high school,"
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"and I don't remember anything about it, just the drinks."
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"There was this vodka rum brain freeze that was perfect."
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"-Uh... -Well, thank you for this tour of how you've thrown up"
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"in every trash can from here to Midtown."
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"Oh, I would never drink in Midtown."
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"-Takes a lot of the pressure off. Yeah. -Good, I'm glad."
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"Um, all right, well, go have fun."
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"I won't. I am pitching my life's work"
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"to everybody that I hated in high school, so there you go."
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"-Well, I'm gonna go find a crappy bathroom to change in. -Cool. Sounds good."
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"-I'll catch you later for a virgin brain freeze, right? -Yeah."
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"-Oh, that's just ice, but... -Sounds good."
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"-Good luck! -Thanks!"
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"STEPHANIE: It's so wild. Like, they show you photos"
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"when they are toddlers or like when they're 12,"
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"but you cannot see them as adults."
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"Like, what did this nose grow into? You know?"
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"-Babe-a-rooney? Are you with me? -Yes. Sorry."
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes."
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"Okay. Let's select some semen."
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"No. Okay, it's not a yucky game show, it's DNA."
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"-Okay. -It's for our baby. Okay."
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""Engineer with an electric personality.""
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"Mmm. Let's hear his voice."
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"MAN: I grew up with two younger sisters and one older brother."
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"Our parents were loving but very hardworking."
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"So not around a lot."
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"It's really nice and mellow, it's like a warm buttery scotch."
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"I wonder what inspired him."
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"What do you mean? What does that mean?"
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"You know, like in the room, in the lab."
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"You know, like... (mimics beeping)"
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"Like, I think knowing that would be"
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"a lot more revealing than hearing the sound of voice."
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"God, what if he was, like, doing it while he was recording that?"
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"-Yuck town. -(Josh meows)"
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"-Right, Josh? -Josh was like "yuck.""
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"-(phone buzzes) -Hold on, sorry. One sec."
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"Seriously?"
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"I have to respond to my sponsees. It's my job."
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"-We can go back to this. -It's literally not your job."
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"Okay, fine. Whatever."
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"We will see you after, but then"
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"you'll probably have to do your real job"
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"and then we'll just never get back to it."
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"You always take him when you're mad at me."
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"I work off of his vibe, not the other way around,"
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"so turn inward. Come on."
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"-OLIVIA: He's freaking out. -He loves me!"
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"(phone buzzing)"
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"(quiet chatter)"
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"(Samantha clears throat)"
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"NATHANIEL: Oh, there she is! Sammy Fink!"
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"You made it!"
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"Come on up."
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"-Up there? -Yeah."
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"-Come on up. -Right. Is there a...?"
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"Yeah. Get up here. Come on, let's do it."
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"Come on in. Make yourself comfortable."
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"Have a seat."
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"-Sweet office, right? -Yeah."
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"-Kick-ass view. -Mm-hmm."
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"-I guess I'll... -Yeah."
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"Cool chair, right?"
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"-Spooky. -(chair creaks)"
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"Yeah. I've never sat in it. So, is it comfortable?"
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"-Yeah. -Oh, good."
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"-Mm-hmm. -So, look, uh..."
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"I gotta be honest with you,"
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"that-that thing you sent me is brilliant."
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"I mean, it really felt like an alcoholic's take"
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"on Joan Didion's "Leaving New York.""
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"-Wow. Thank you. -Yeah, I mean, we would never publish it here,"
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"but you should definitely submit it somewhere smarter."
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"Okay. Um, what kind of stuff do you want to publish here?"
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"You know, we're looking for a voice, a female voice,"
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"something that's, you know, a little snarky, kinda bitchy,"
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"but you know, not in a mean way."
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"It's coming from the woman, so it's cool."
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"Just somebody to kind of cover local events like"
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"gallery openings, plays, interactive experiences,"
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"whatever those are."
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"I think I could do that."
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"I have a female voice,"
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"-I'm not mean all the time. -(chuckling) Right."
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"Look, Sam, um..."
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