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Clips from The Goldbergs - 12 Tapes for a Penny (S03E03)

"(SCOFFS) No."
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"To tell the truth,"
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"I knew those other guys were just a flash in the pan."
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"But what you two have, it's the real deal."
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"You think so?"
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"Yeah. It's...scary."
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"I guess I'm just not ready to lose my little girl."
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"But I'm gonna try to be better about it."
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"Inspired by the girl they both loved,"
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"Bill decided to start a new chapter with Barry. (LAUGHS)"
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"As for me, I closed the book on my life of crime."
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"Not so fun getting grounded for a month, huh?"
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"Honestly, it's a relief. I was on a dark road."
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"Farewell, Garth Vader Stein."
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"Nice knowing you."
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"Don't talk to him, Erica. He's grounded."
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"You know, you could learn a thing or two"
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"from your big sister."
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"And my mom finally turned a new page with Erica."
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"I really could."
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"Made you a banana split."
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"You get nothing."
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"Hey, jailbird. Want to split this?"
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"I would like that."
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"Growing up, we're all seen a certain way."
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"Yes! Mark it down. octuple-bogey!"
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"Whoo!"
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"But the people you love always see you for who you really are."
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"He's a moron. He really is."
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"And that's something worth celebrating."
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"ADAM: This is my tapes, my other tapes."
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"Welcome to Contempo Casuals."
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"Did you find all the hot styles"
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"you were looking for today?"
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"What? Since when do you work here?"
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"I had no choice."
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"I'm into Columbia House, deep"
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"They send me letters every day."
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"I owe them hundreds."
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"I told you to read the fine print, Dave Kim."
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"Shh! Don't say my name!"
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"They have agents everywhere."
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"Look, that girl checking out the stirrup pants."
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"She's here for me. I don't have your money, man."
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"I'll get it! Just give me time!"
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"(CRYING) I need more time."
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"ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s,"
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"a time before you could magically download music,"
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"and your stereo was your pride and joy."
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"Just one problem, tapes cost a fortune,"
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"so I only owned two,"
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"both of which were the Cocktail soundtrack."
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"Luckily, back then, there was a way to get free music."
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"MAN: (ON RADIO) And coming in at number 2, Chicago."
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"ADULT ADAM: Waiting for three hours to record it right off the radio."
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"Unfortunately, in my house, that wasn't so easy."
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"Hey, hey, Barry, do you mind? I'm recording Chicago."
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"You won't hear a thing. Look at my hands."
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"These are the fingers of a surgeon."
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"(BUZZING)"
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"Not cool, funny bone! Not cool!"
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"I'm home! Shh!"
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"The TV's mine!"
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"Dad, I'm recording music."
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"And I'm watching a very special Gilligan's Island."
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"Where the Harlem Globetrotters come to visit."
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"Please, just give me three minutes."
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"I've always loved Gilligan, and I love Meadowlark Lemon."
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"I never thought the two of them would meet."
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"(BUZZING) Damn it!"
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"Can you at least try to--"
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"I hate you and this house."
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"I didn't even do anything."
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"Oh, well, I suppose the car just dented itself."
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"(BUZZING) Come on, man!"
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"Like I'm supposed to believe... (BUZZING)"
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"BARRY: Why does this thing keep going off?"
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"...they built a basketball court on the island!"
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"(BARKING) BEVERLY: My own daughter..."
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"(BUZZING) BARRY: Damn it!"
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"Damn it! Darn it!"
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"That's obviously stupid."
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"Apparently... (BUZZING)"
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"Yep, it seemed I would never get to enjoy the music I liked"
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"until one company changed everything."
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"Columbia house."
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"My God! How did you get all those tapes on a lawn mower's salary?"
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"They got this catalog filled with albums,"
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"and they just give you 12 tapes for a penny."
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"That deal defies all reason."
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"I know. I got them all. Abba to Zappa."
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"'Sup, pretty eyes? Not much, DK."
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"Sweet tapes."
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"Yeah. I don't know, man."
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"There's, like, a bunch of legal stuff here."
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"Dave Kim doesn't read the fine print."
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"He lives in the moment."
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"Tapes!"
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"ADULT ADAM: It had to be too good to be true."
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"So I went to the biggest con artist in my family,"
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"my big sister."
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"Sure, you get a bunch of tapes up front,"
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"but then you enter into a contract"
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"to order more for full price."
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"In the end, Columbia House always comes for you."
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"Man, I bet they have like ex-navy seals"
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"to collect their money."
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"I think you're giving them too much credit."
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"Point is, you can't get something for free."
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"Sure you can."
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"What you do is go into a store,"
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"take a bunch of stuff, and then just walk out."
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"Yeah, that's called stealing."
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"(MOCKING) That's called stealing."
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"That's what you sound like."
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"Wait, wait."
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"What if I give Columbia House a fake name"
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"and take the 12 tapes?"
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"Well, it's illegal, but very clever."
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"Yes! Then let's do this!"
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