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Clips from The Great North - Avocado Barter Adventure (S01E01)

"WOLF: Great, so I'll just"
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"barely make it to my anniversary party"
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"in time to disappoint the love of my life."
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"Hey, when we land,"
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"you want to get one more ice cream sundae?"
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"-Always cheers me up. -Thanks, Moon,"
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"but I don't think I can have any more dairy."
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"I kind of had diarrhea at the grocery store. (sighs)"
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"I wish I had some Bananaltines right now."
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"Or some Saltnanas."
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"So, just like that,"
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"you marched out of the store, got in your car,"
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"-and drove straight to Alaska to meet Wolf? -Yes."
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"Well, sort of. I still had to go home,"
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"pack up everything I owned, and load it into my car,"
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"but then, yeah."
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"Jerrybee, what are you doing?"
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"Ma, Honeybee is right. She needs to follow her own dreams."
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"Also, nobody needs to take over the store anytime soon."
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"You guys are in your early 50s and in amazing shape."
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"Honeybee, of course we don't want"
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"to stand in the way of your dreams."
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"I guess we just always thought your dreams"
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"would be here with us. Please be careful."
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"Don't worry, Mom. I'm meeting him halfway"
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"at the Coffee Beanery in Vancouver"
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"where Terry dies in Final Destination."
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"And if he's not my Shrek, I'll come home,"
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"and I'll sell blackout curtains to Draculas"
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"and venetian blinds to nosy neighbors with binoculars"
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"-if that's what you want. -That is what I want."
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"-Mom. -Sorry."
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"JUDY: Oh, my God. This is so romantic,"
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"I'm going to scream. Get ready."
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"(screams)"
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"(clears throat) And then what happened?"
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"HONEYBEE: I drove for 17 hours straight,"
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"Fresno to Vancouver."
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"WOLF: Did I ever tell you about the first time"
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"I saw Honeybee? I took the bus"
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"down to Vancouver to meet her at the Coffee Beanery"
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"where Terry dies in Final Destination."
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"HONEYBEE: I pulled up to the Coffee Beanery"
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"where Terry dies in Final Destination."
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"WOLF: I bought a scone for confidence and waited."
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"And then there she was. Oh, it was like..."
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"JUDY: What was it like when you finally saw him?"
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"WOLF AND HONEYBEE: Fireworks."
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"It was perfect."
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"I'm crying. I'm shaking. This story is alive,"
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"and it is alive inside of me right now through journalism."
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"(knock on door)"
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"Ugh! Who is it?"
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"We're doing journalism in here."
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"Can I speak with Honeybee for a moment? In private?"
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"Here. No one will bother us in the panic room."
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"-This is a panic room? -Yeah, it's a work in progress."
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"So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
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"(chuckles): For what, baby?"
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"I wanted to prove to you how much"
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"-I love... -Hey. What's up, gang?"
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"Just need some Sterno canisters."
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"Let me get through there. Thank you."
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"-You guys going to the party? -Uh, yes, Ham."
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"We will see you at our anniversary party."
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"Cool, cool. Yeah, I think you're gonna lo..."
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"Uh, okay, yeah. See you down there."
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"Uh, we really need to get a lock for the panic room door. Look,"
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"you've been dreaming about guacamole so much,"
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"I wanted to make you some. So I spent"
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"all day on this crazy barter chain"
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"to Anchorage and back to get you these avocados"
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"for our anniversary, and they suck."
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"And you didn't even ask for them."
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"My ex-girlfriend Lara Silverblatt was right."
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"I'm always doing these grand romantic gestures"
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"-that no one wants. -Wolf, babe, you need to chill."
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"Well, it's very hard to chill in the panic room."
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"-I-It's right there in the name. -I love you."
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"You're not gonna drive me away with a box of mushy avocados."
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"Things didn't work out with Lara"
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"because she wasn't your Fiona. I am."
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"Besides, I love grand romantic gestures."
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"The grander and romantic-er the better."
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"I can't believe you went to so much trouble for my gift."
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"Some gift. All I got you was a box of rotten garbage."
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"No. Inside these avocados are avocado pits."
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"And do you know what happens to avocado pits"
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"-when you plant them? -They explode?"
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"They grow into avocado trees,"
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"which means avocados all the time."
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"-Mwah. -You know, Lara didn't even recognize"
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"any famous quotes from There Will Be Blood."
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"BOTH: "I drink your milkshake."
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"I drink it up.""
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"Welcome to Shrek's Miami."
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"(both giggle)"
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"Good God."
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"We decorated it just like Shrek's beachside bungalow."
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"And I'm Shrek's nemesis, the Babadook."
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"(laughs, clears throat) It's beautiful."
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"I would like to propose a toast."
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"Webster's dictionary defines "wolf" as a carnivorous..."
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"You put the lotion in my heart basket."
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""That'll do, pig. That'll do.""
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"WOLF: ♪ Billy lost his head, Terry got hit by a bus ♪"
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"♪ But our final destination turned out to be us ♪"
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"WOLF AND HONEYBEE: ♪ I wasn't crushed by landing gear ♪"
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"♪ But I'll always crush on you, my dear ♪"
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"HONEYBEE: ♪ Dance as we fall through ceilings ♪"
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"♪ A flagpole through your heart ♪"
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"BOTH: ♪ Those unlucky teens all died, but we will never part ♪"
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"WOLF: ♪ Dying in a NASCAR smash would sure be such a bummer ♪"
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"♪ But when I'm with you, my dear ♪"
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"♪ I know what we did last summer ♪"
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"-HONEYBEE: Wrong movie, babe. -WOLF: Whoops."
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"♪ My organs weren't sucked out by a pool ♪"
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"♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪"
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"BOTH: ♪ 'Cause I am your Terry, and I am your bus ♪"
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"♪ And our final destination was us. ♪"
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