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Clips from The Great North - Avocado Barter Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Look up there ♪"
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"♪ What do you see? ♪"
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"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"BEEF: In honor of the six-month anniversary"
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"of Wolf and Honeybee's meeting, everyone gets"
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"six eggs, six pancakes,"
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"six glasses of orange juice,"
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"-and six cups of coffee. -Looks great, Dad. Very normal."
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"Since Wolf and Honeybee meeting was a dream come true for them,"
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"maybe we should go around the table and all share our dreams."
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"Well, I'm living my dreams."
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"My sleep is purely for recuperating."
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"I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant"
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"and I just kept saying, "You go, girl!""
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"I dreamt that I was being chased by a bear."
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"But then I was the bear, and the bear had to poop, so I did."
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"And then I woke up..."
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"and I had."
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"I dreamt that I was in a giant pool,"
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"but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole."
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"And I was floating on a big chip."
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"Baby, that's the third guacamole dream this week."
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"Ooh! This is great stuff."
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"Recurring guacamole dreams are exactly the kind of human color"
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"I need for my Moose Droppings profile."
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"Whenever a new resident arrives in Lone Moose,"
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"I write an article about them for the school newspaper."
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"Honeybee, should we retire to my office for our interview?"
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"We're on record starting... now."
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"Okay. But I don't want some puff piece."
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"I don't want to sue you, but I want to want to sue you."
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"Oh, no, no, no!"
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"I really milked the elk on this one, guys."
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"What's the problem, son?"
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"I wanted me and Honeybee's six-month anniversary"
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"to be extra special."
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"Tonight, as you know, I've decided on"
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"a romantic dinner party where we can celebrate our cool,"
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"sexy relationship-- just me, my fiancée"
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"and my entire family."
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"And the party will be based around the movie Shrek,"
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"which we both love and which played a big part in us meeting."
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"-So what's the problem? -The problem is that"
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"the gift I got her is just a ding-dang certificate"
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"for a couples massage."
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"Son, I want to feel upset and anxious for you,"
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"but give me something to work with here."
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"A gift certificate is so obvious."
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"You guys heard her talking about her guacamole dreams."
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"She's friggin' obsessed."
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"Oh, if I could get my hands on some avocados--"
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"now, that would be a good anniversary present."
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"Avocados are not gonna be easy to find in Lone Moose"
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"at this time of year, or in Lone Moose, period."
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"We don't have avocados, is my point."
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"Well, I got to get 'em."
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"I-I don't want her to break up with me like Lara Silverblatt."
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"And everybody else I've ever dated."
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"Who is Lara Silverblatt?"
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"Wolf's most recent ex-girlfriend."
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"She used to babysit you."
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"She was your karate teacher, Sensei Silverblatt."
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"Not ringing a bell, but I have face blindness, so..."
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"Moon, we've been over this."
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"You do not have face blindness."
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"And even if you did, these are facts about her."
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"You don't have fact blindness."
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"Honeybee is the one. I-I can't lose her."
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"And that's why everything today has to be perfect."
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"But I can't track down avocados if I also have to make"
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"these goshdang Shrek decorations"
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"for the party tonight."
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"What do you think the Tobin Party Posse is for?"
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"Your brother Ham, your sister Judy and I"
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"have been known to throw quite a soiree on a moment's notice."
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"But, Dad, Judy's gonna be interviewing Honeybee all day."
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"Son, just because your sister has all the ideas,"
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"buys all the materials, and then hand-makes each decoration"
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"before telling us where to put 'em"
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"doesn't mean we can't do this without her."
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"-Uh... -We shall make the Shrok decorations"
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"while you try to find avocados."
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"Thank you, Father. Did you say Shrok?"
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"-I'm coming with you. -Great!"
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"If anybody can track an avocado"
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"through the Alaskan wilderness, it's you."
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"I just hope your face blindness doesn't slow us down."
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"Avocados don't have faces."
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"Great! Let's guac and roll."
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"It's not every day I get to interview"
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"a sophisticated, big-city woman."
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"I guess my first question is..."
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"tell me everything."
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"Well, Judypie, I'm a Fresno native, as you know,"
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"and everything was blazin' in the Big Raisin."
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"I'd just gotten my business degree"
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"from Fresno City College,"
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"and Fresno had everything a hungry,"
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"young entrepreneur could want-- valet parking"
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"at many of our mid-range restaurants and hotels,"
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"multiple loosely-Italian-inspired coffee shops,"
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"and a beautiful office supply store."
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"The only problem was my parents."
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"(Judy gasps)"
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"-Were they cursed? -What? No."
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"They're people, not ancient artifacts."
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"Right. So not... cursed."
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"WOLF: Hey, Old Jody Jr."
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"How's it hangin', my main man?"
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