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Clips from The Great North - Avocado Barter Adventure (S01E01)

"Wolf Tobin?"
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"-Lara Silverblatt. -Do we know you?"
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"Hello, Moon. Still pretending to have face blindness, I see."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I-I thought you were in Moose Pass"
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"getting your bush pilot's license."
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"-I was. -What happened?"
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"Oh, wow. You got it?"
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"Congrats."
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"Well, I know this was awkward for both of us,"
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"but, uh, we just wanted to come say congrats."
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"So, congrats and bye-bye. (laughs)"
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"We need to get to Anchorage ASAP to trade"
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"this Suzuki motorcycle seat for a box of avocados."
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"Okay, I'll take you, but no backseat flying."
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"Unless I die mid-flight."
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"Then you can just reach over me and take the controls."
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"So your brother and I got serious pretty quickly."
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"As serious as two people"
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"who had only communicated via an online message board"
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"dedicated to famous movie quotes can get."
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"WOLF: Hey, sorry, I got your message pretty late last night,"
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"but I agree, Multiplicity is Michael Keaton's best work."
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"Those extra Keatons only sweetens."
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"HONEYBEE: I got that Swimfan DVD you sent me."
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"If we press play at the same time,"
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"we could watch it together tonight."
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"WOLF: See you online at 11:00?"
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"HONEYBEE: Okay, so in this imaginary scenario"
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"where we're business partners on Shark Tank,"
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"let's pitch our five best business ideas"
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"off the top of our heads."
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"WOLF: Oh, okay. Clock Box."
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"Each month we send you six clocks,"
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"-you pick your favorite clocks and send the rest back. -(Honeybee laughs)"
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"HONEYBEE: Okay, banana-flavored saltines. Bananaltines."
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"-Or Saltnanas. -(Wolf laughs)"
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"WOLF: I love you."
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"(stammers) I mean, I love it."
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"(laughs) Dang autocorrect."
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"A million kiss emojis isn't cool. You know what's cool?"
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"A billion kisses in real life."
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"Do you ever think about coming to Alaska?"
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"♪ Here I am in the snow with Shrek ♪"
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"♪ Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek. ♪"
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"LOUIS: Honeybee,"
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"get off the phone, we have customers."
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"I don't see you yelling at Jerry, and he's on his phone."
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"Wrong. I'm just pretending to look at my phone"
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"because I hate it when you guys all fight with each other,"
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"and I don't want to get involved."
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"RUTH: Look who stopped by"
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"in a tuxedo."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God. Was he there to..."
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"Propose? Yes."
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"(gasps) Dun, dun, dun!"
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"What did you say?"
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"Calvin, we don't like each other like that."
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"No, I know. But I thought, I don't know,"
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"I mean, maybe we should just spend"
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"the rest of our lives together."
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"-What's the worst that could happen? -Thank you, Calvin."
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"You're very welcome. For what?"
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"For making me realize I have to go."
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"Don't be ridiculous. This is your family's store."
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"I-I should go. I only rented the tux for an hour anyway."
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"I mean I'm going to Alaska."
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"(gasps) Alaska? Louis, what is she talking about?"
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"She's in love with a guy from there."
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"-What?! -You pick up on a lot"
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"when you're pretending to look at your phone all the time."
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"WOLF: Thanks for doing this"
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"-on such short notice. -No problem."
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"So, did your fiancée ask you to get her avocados?"
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"Well, not in so many words."
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"I mean, not in any words, but, wait-wait-wait, why?"
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"Nothing. I-It's just, remember how you spent"
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"my entire birthday in line at Sam Goody"
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"waiting to buy us Michael Bublé tickets?"
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"Yeah, and goody thing I did."
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"-He's your favorite singer. -No."
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"Seal is my favorite singer."
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"I put "Haven't Met You Yet" on one workout mix,"
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"and all of a sudden you had me drowning in the "Bube.""
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"I just think sometimes you like to do these grandiose"
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"romantic gestures that are more about you proving something"
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"to yourself than what your partner actually wants."
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"Oh, man, am I messing this up?"
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"What if Honeybee keeps dreaming about guacamole"
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"because she hates it, and I just didn't ask"
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"enough follow-up questions?"
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"Do you think I'm making a mistake?"
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"I don't know. I'm ten."
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"BEEF: Son, that cake looks"
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"just like Shrek's best friend Captain Cow,"
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"as you've described him to me."
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"-Thank you, Father. -And I'm not saying that we don't need"
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"your sister in the Party Posse,"
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"I'm just saying that the proof is in the pudding:"
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"Shrek's favorite, savory Cool Ranch pudding,"
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"-which is almost ready. -Mmm."
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"It really transports me to Shrek's cabana."
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"-You guys made it. -WOLF (whispers): We've got"
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"the Suzuki motorcycle seat."
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"-You got the good stuff? -The avocados?"
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"Yeah. Why are you whispering?"
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"It's just a trade of normal stuff."
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"We're not-- it's not a drug deal or something bad."
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"I'm gonna make my fiancée some sweet, sweet guac with these."
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"Oh, what the heck? Oh, no, no, no, no, these are all bad."
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"Oh. Oh, well, that's all we had."
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"If you're upset, we can trade back."
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"You, uh, you can give her a motorcycle seat."
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"I'm not giving my fiancée"
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"a detached motorcycle seat, Uncle Mike."
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"She's a friggin' queen,"
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"not some frang dang motocross dork."
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"Okay, suit yourself. Hey, maybe if you just say,"
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""Yum, this guac is good,""
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"-she won't notice. -She'll definitely notice. -She's gonna notice."
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