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Clips from Funny Farm

"So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut!"
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"Sounds fair."
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"How's it going?"
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"Fine. Great."
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"That's good."
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"Well, back to work."
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"Yeah."
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"- Hey, Andy? - What?"
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"Come down here, Andy! Hurry!"
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"Andy?"
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"- Andy? - What?"
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"- I found the phone. - Good."
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"Call the movers. I'm not spending another night in this house."
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"- Why? What happened? - There's a coffin in the garden."
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"- Operator. - Sheriff's office, please."
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"Yes, sir. I can connect you with the sheriff if you will kindly deposit 20 cents."
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"- This isn't a pay phone. - Please, sir."
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"Deposit 20 cents in the slot and I'll complete your call as requested."
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"You don't understand. This is Mr. Farmer. We just moved into the Musselman place."
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"You were supposed to install a wall phone in the kitchen."
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"Please, sir, just drop a couple of dimes in the slot..."
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"...and I will happily complete your call as requested."
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"What slot? There is no slot."
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"Haven't you been listening?"
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"This is not a pay phone! This is a goddamn 1948 table model with a 12" cord..."
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"...that some jackass put in my cabinet!"
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"Disconnect. Vulgar and abusive language, that's an automatic disconnect."
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"- Operator. - Yes, hello."
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"This is Dr. Grail from the..."
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"...Utilities Commission. May I speak with the sheriff? We have a fire. It's urgent."
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"Nice try, Mr. Farmer."
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"Sheriff's office, please."
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"You gotta get up earlier in the morning than that, Farmer."
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"I know the sound of two pennies being dropped into a jelly jar when I hear it."
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"Listen to me. This is Elizabeth Farmer."
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"We have a corpse in the garden. Now get ahold of the sheriff this very minute."
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"Yup."
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"That's a casket, all right."
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"See? It's nothing to be upset about. It's out of the ground. It'll be gone in a moment."
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"What's this gonna cost me, fellas?"
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"Dirk, what is our charge for excavating mortal remains?"
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"I guess we better bill them by the pound."
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"Careful, boy."
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"Don't look."
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"Take a look at this."
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"That's Claude Musselman."
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"- I recognize the glass eye. - I knew it."
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"I knew Eula would get the last word in somehow."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Claude used to alley-cat around town with a widow named Dorita Freeburger."
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"When he died, he left the house to Eula..."
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"...and $10,000 to Dorita."
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"I guess that made Eula mad enough to stuff Claude in this..."
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"...cheap pine box and plant him in the garden."
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"Having the last word's real important around here."
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"Boys, take him over to the cemetery and I'll see that he gets a proper burial."
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"Right away."
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"Ma'am, could I trouble you for a shovel and some plastic GLAD Bags?"
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"I'll get them."
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"Thanks for all your trouble."
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"I'd say the worst is behind you now, but be careful where you dig in the future."
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"I believe Claude had a mule that's still unaccounted for."
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"Thanks for the tip."
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"Any other problems, just let me know."
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"- No, I think that'll do it. - No."
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"No. No, it won't."
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"Our mailman tried to run us down with his truck and threw our mail out into the road."
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"You're on Crum Petree's route, aren't you?"
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"The problem is, your place is five miles off his regular route."
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"By the time he gets all the way out to here, he's pretty well liquored up and pissed off."
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"My advice is..."
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"...learn to live with it."
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"- Well, I'll have a talk with him. - Yes. You do that, Mr. Farmer."
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"You two have yourselves a nice little chat. Ike, let's go."
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"Does the sheriff always ride around in a taxi?"
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"Yup. Ever since he flunked his driving test."
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"Andy, have we made a terrible mistake?"
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"Of course not."
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"I know things haven't gone completely according to plan so far."
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"We just have to adjust our thinking."
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"We didn't move here for a change of scenery, did we?"
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"No."
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"We moved here for a change of heart."
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"But it's gonna take a little effort on our parts."
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"Come on, what do you say?"
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"Give it a chance."
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"Okay."
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"I'll make an effort."
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"- I promise. - Good."
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"I'm gonna do a little fishing."
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"I'm going fishing."
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"- Done writing? - I'm taking a break."
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"I thought I'd try my luck at the pond, maybe catch us some lunch."
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"Great. Have fun."
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"How are you doing?"
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"- How are you doing? - Me? I'm doing great."
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"I love the country."
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"Sorry, fellas."
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"Hey, honey?"
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"I got one."
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"Where you going? Where you going?"
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"You wanna fight, do you?"
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"Christ! Get it off!"
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"Get- Elizabeth! Elizabeth!"
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"It's caught on me! Elizabeth!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Honey."
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"It's all my fault. I've been so busy writing, I didn't realize how cooped up you've been."
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"We're gonna get out and make some friends, circulate."
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"Become part of the community."
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"- I guess. - That's a girl."
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""Founder's Day picnic. Softball. ""
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"Sounds like fun."
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"- Wanna go? - Don't think so."
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"There's an antique store."
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""Ethel Dinges Antiques. " Let's take a look."
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"Hon, you know you don't enjoy this sort of thing."
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"- You go to the ball game. I'll find you later. - No, I don't mind."
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"Well, okay."
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