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Clips from Funny Farm

"Oh, no. Here comes a speech."
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"Just when I started to enjoy myself."
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"Andy..."
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"...all my life I've dreamed of..."
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"...packing up and leaving the city and the newspaper business behind."
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"What stopped you, Jack? Give it a shot."
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"And moving to some quiet little town in the country..."
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"...and putting down on paper..."
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"...the novel I know I have inside of me."
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"That's not a novel, Jack. It's heartburn."
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"But for one reason or another, I never followed that dream."
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"No talent."
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"And to be honest with myself, I probably never will."
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"Thank God for that."
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"But you are, Andy."
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"You're gonna live out that dream for me..."
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"...and possibly for every man seated around this table."
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"Not me."
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"So, Andy, I believe..."
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"...I speak to the feelings in all our hearts when I say to you:"
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""You son of a bitch. ""
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"Seriously..."
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"...we'll miss you, Andy."
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"Good sports writers are hard to find."
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"- Lord knows, I have never found one. - Hey, hey, hey."
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"Well, I guess I wouldn't be much of a newspaper man if I didn't know that..."
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"...all of this cynicism merely masks deeper feelings of resentment and envy."
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"But seriously, this is really great and..."
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"- ... I'm touched. - Hey, Andy."
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"- What's the book gonna be about? - About 300 pages, Harry."
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"Show them the check, Andy."
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"Merely an advance..."
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"- ... of $10,000. - Oh, that should cover your airfare back."
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"As the heir apparent to your Giants season tickets..."
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"...I wish you all the success in the world."
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"Don't get your hopes up, Ray."
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"He'll be back before the preseason ends, if he goes at all."
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"No, I don't think so. This move is for keeps."
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"That's what Billy Martin said."
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"Elizabeth and I have made a commitment."
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"- We're even gonna start a family. - My God. More Andy Farmers."
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"- Yeah, give it a shot. - So even if I wanted to move back..."
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"...Elizabeth would never let us."
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"- All set? - Yes."
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"Give me a kiss."
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"We're off."
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"Redbud, here we come."
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"Hey, there's our movers."
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"Hey, fellas!"
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"See you up there!"
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"- Who the hell was that? - How should I know?"
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"Elizabeth?"
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"Elizabeth?"
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"Look at these. These are even better."
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"Oh, by far."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"- This is the best one yet. - We can trade it for a "railroad crossing. ""
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Am I crazy or is it even prettier than when we bought it?"
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"No. You're right."
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"I am right, it is prettier."
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"And, look, the ducks are still here."
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"I think they must live here, Andy."
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"That means they're ours."
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"How about that, Elizabeth? We own ducks."
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"We're duck owners."
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"I bet I could reach in there with my bare hands and pull out a fish."
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"Come on, let's go inside."
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"Wait. This is our first real house. I'll carry you in."
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"- I heard that. - Nonsense. You're light as a feather."
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"Jeez!"
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"Honey! Oh, God, are you all right? Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, baby. It's that damn door."
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"Oh!"
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"Sweetie pie, I'm sorry."
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"- Are you better? Are you okay? - Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"Well..."
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"...welcome to our new home."
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"Come on."
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"I wonder how long it would take for an ambulance to reach us out here."
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"Let me see that map again."
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"Which way does it go?"
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"Don't ask me. I'm the assistant."
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"Where's north? Which is south?"
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"Maybe this."
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"Who the hell drew this map?"
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"Juice is on."
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"Water's on. Everything's on track in here."
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"No phone."
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"No phone. They didn't install the phone."
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"They were supposed to install a sandstone-beige wall phone..."
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"- ... next to this window. - I don't get it."
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"I ordered that phone in writing a month in advance. I paid a $50 deposit."
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"Be that as it may, Andy, there's no telephone in this kitchen."
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"Well, 200 years ago, the settlers lived their entire lives without telephones."
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"We can manage a day or two till I get this straightened out."
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"Okay. Then let's get something to eat."
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"You can't be hungry already."
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"Honey, we ate hours ago."
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"As soon as the movers arrive and unload, we'll zip into Redbud..."
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"...for an old-fashioned home-cooked meal."
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"Whatever you say."
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"Hey, Mac. Which way to Redbud?"
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"How'd you know my name was Mac?"
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"Just guessed."
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"Then why don't you guess your way to Redbud?"
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"Elizabeth?"
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"Yeah."
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"My writing room. Tell me what you think."
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"Originally I thought I should put my desk here so I could look out over the pond."
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"Then I thought, no, too many distractions."
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"So I should put the desk over here facing this way..."
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"...and I can put the bookshelves over there. What do you think?"
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"Well, I'll tell you what."
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"Come here, look at this."
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"What is that, a finch? A lark?"
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"I think it's a sparrow, Andy."
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"It's perfect."
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"Isn't it perfect, Elizabeth?"
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