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Clips from Funny Farm

"A bird's nest right outside my writing room window."
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"Oh, Andy. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy before."
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"Well, why shouldn't I be happy?"
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"We bought a house in the country. Gonna write my novel."
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"We're gonna start a new family."
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"When was the last time we horsed around in the middle of the day?"
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"Six years ago when we were both down with the flu."
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"That's too long."
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"Now?"
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"Here?"
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"Yes, on both counts."
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"Shouldn't we wait for the bed to arrive?"
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"Oh, no. The settlers 200 years ago never needed beds."
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"No sense breaking with tradition now."
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"Listen."
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"What was that?"
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"I didn't hear anything."
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"No."
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"It's them."
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"The movers are here."
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"Terrific."
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"Maybe now we can eat."
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"Andy?"
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"Hey. Andy?"
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"Andy, look out!"
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"- Honey, are you all right? - Jesus. What the hell was that?"
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"Who was that maniac?"
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"What is it, a death threat?"
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"No, it's a letter..."
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"...addressed to the people we bought the house from, the Musselmans."
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"- A letter? - This is mail, Andy."
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"That maniac is our mailman."
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"I guess there's a lot we'll have to get used to around here."
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"But I bet those are just the things we come to love the mo-"
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"What was that for?"
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"A mosquito."
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"Honest."
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"Let me have a try."
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"Pardon me, sir."
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"- Could you give us some assistance, please? - Yeah. Glad to help."
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"We're looking for Dog Creek Road."
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"That would be near the town of Redbud."
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"If I was going to Dog Creek Road, I sure as hell wouldn't start from here."
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"But supposing you had to?"
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"Well, then I'd swing around and go back the way you came."
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"But this time, turn right where the old Hollenshed barn used to be."
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"Then about five miles before the road dead-ends, veer left..."
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"...and follow the railroad tracks straight into a town called Beaver Mills."
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"Or you could take the bridge at the fork in the road and save yourself a heap of time."
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"But I wouldn't go that way if I were you."
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"This ain't a bridge."
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"- It's termites holding hands. - We're going over it."
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"Not me. I wouldn't go over this thing on a skateboard."
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"We're going over it. Have faith in the craftsmanship of our forefathers."
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"Your forefathers, not my forefathers."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"This is insane. What are we doing, man?"
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"We're just movers. That's all. We're just movers."
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"No one gets paid for this shit."
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"Go back, go back, go back!"
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"Go back, go back, go back."
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"It's over. It's over, man."
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"- Forefathers, my ass! - Shut up. You're making me nervous."
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"Any sign of them?"
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"Nope."
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"I think it's gonna be a sneak attack."
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"From the picnic basket."
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"Anything else?"
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"No. This was the last of it. One banana."
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"- That's all. I'm sorry. - No."
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"I thought I saw an apple."
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"Nope. Just this."
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"Mickey?"
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"Yeah. You still got that map?"
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"Yeah. Don't lose it."
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"It might be the piece of evidence that gets me off a murder charge."
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"Who you gonna kill, Crocker?"
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"The son of a bitch who drew that map."
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"When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is..."
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"...hard, wood floors."
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"Oh, it's not so bad. It's warm in here. We have a roof over our heads."
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"Think about the settlers 200 years ago."
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"They slept under the stars and bathed in icy streams."
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"And they lived to an average age of 29."
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"Come here."
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"Come here."
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"Close your eyes and try to get some sleep."
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"Hey."
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"They're here."
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"Be civil."
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"Well, it's about time!"
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"Where the hell have you guys been?"
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"Oh, man."
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"- You hear that? - Didn't hear a thing."
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"- I'll have somebody's ass for this! - Perhaps you heard that."
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"- Nope. - You're a day late, damn it!"
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"We had to sleep on the floor last night! Where the hell have you idiots been?"
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"- Or that? - I don't know what to say. I'm at a loss."
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"I have a contract. Says if you're late, you get a rebate. Well, you guys are late."
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"And I want more than a rebate. I want a goddamn refund!"
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"Somebody answer me!"
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"- We got lost. - Lost?"
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"How could you get lost? I drew you a map!"
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"Okay. That's more like it."
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"- Now we're getting somewhere. - This one?"
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"Good choice."
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"Follow me."
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"Okay, that goes in my writing room."
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"It's on the second floor, last room on the left."
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"That is top-quality leather. Watch it going up the stairs."
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"Also, we just had the floors done so I don't want scratches and scrapes."
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"Just take it easy on the floors, okay?"
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"Hey! Fella, hey!"
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"Wait!"
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"Stop!"
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"You slept on the floor?"
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"We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals."
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"A bridge nearly killed us."
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"Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday."
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