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Clips from American Auto - Profile (S01E01)

"Mm-hmm."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"Well, to be fair, we probably all said things"
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"that we didn't actually mean."
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"Like me. I was just talking out of my ass half the time."
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"Probably wasn't making any sense."
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"I warned everybody there would be gotcha questions,"
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"and I hate to say it, but I told you so."
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"I don't think you do hate to say it."
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"It wasn't a gotcha question."
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"They asked me what I love about cars."
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"It wasn't even a softball question."
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"It was a giant beach ball, and I whiffed it."
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"Let's face it, I shouldn't be running a car company."
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"This isn't where I shine."
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"Now, hold up."
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"Just 'cause you can't describe what you like about something"
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"doesn't mean you don't like it."
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"Like sex."
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"It's so good,"
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"but there's no words to describe it."
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"It's, like, orgasmic."
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"I once saw a Whitney Houston documentary,"
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"and she said singing was indescribable,"
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"cut to her singing, and it gave me freaking goose bumps."
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"You're gonna tell me Whitney Elizabeth Houston"
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"doesn't shine?"
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"Except they can't cut to me driving,"
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"so it's really not quite the same thing."
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"Yeah, well, what if they could, though?"
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"They wanted you to take 'em for a drive,"
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"so take them for a drive."
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"Except I can't drive, which brings me right back to,"
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"I shouldn't be running a car company."
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"Well, driving's easy."
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"It's two pedals and a steering wheel."
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"Anyone can do it."
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"That's not crazy, actually."
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"'Cause you wouldn't be on a highway."
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"You'd just be on a wide-open test track."
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"Yeah, if you go slow enough."
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"I mean, it's not like you're gonna crash."
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"So what's the worst that could happen?"
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"Oh, I don't know, I could look"
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"unbelievably stupid on national television."
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"Stupider than "Cars go nyoom"?"
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"So the gas is my right foot?"
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"- Yes. - And what about the brake?"
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"It's also your right foot."
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"What the hell's my left foot doing?"
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"It's just sitting there."
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"Yeah, it's just sitting there."
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"That's the design? And you let this slide?"
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"It predated me by a bit."
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"- This was a mistake. - It just seems scary."
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"Once you get moving, it's nothing."
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"It's like riding a bike."
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"I don't know how to ride a bike."
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"Hey!"
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"I've never actually seen her do anything."
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"Have you?"
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"Not really."
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"So first things first."
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"Everyone got their seat belt on?"
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"I'm all about the safety."
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"Always. Seat belts."
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"I think we're good. I think we're ready."
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"Great. Great. You're ready. I'm ready. We're all ready."
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"So I guess-- I guess, yeah, we'll..."
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"Did someone fart?"
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"I think I just rubbed against the leather seat."
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"Oh, well, if you need to use the facilities, we can wait."
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"Because, you know, you don't want to hold it in"
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"It could get impacted, and then where are you?"
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"You know, you're in trouble."
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"That's where you are."
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"It was just the seat."
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"Just the seat."
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"It's just a drive. It'll be fine."
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"You don't know that. Bad things happen all the time."
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"Just look at history. Terrible."
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""It's just a drive. It'll be fine.""
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"I bet that's what Dodi said to Diana."
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"Now, if you're wondering why the crazy camouflage,"
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"it's because we haven't released"
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"this model to the public yet,"
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"so we're disguising the detail, so don't take a peek."
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"I'm sorry, is something wrong?"
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"Wrong?"
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"Is there a reason you don't want to drive?"
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"Are you feeling all right? - Me?"
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"No, I feel fine. No, I'm fine."
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"If anything, it's Old Farty"
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"that we should be concerned about."
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"How's your stomach? Are you good? You good?"
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"- Yeah, I'm good. - You're good? Okay."
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"You're good? Okay, great. So we're all healthy."
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"We're all healthy. That's good."
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"So nothing left to do, I gue--"
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"nothing left to do but-- but drive."
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"Great."
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"- Oh! - What?"
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"Oh, God. Uh, sorry. Saw a squirrel."
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"I did not see a squirrel."
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"Yeah, no, he was a big"
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"- Okay. - Yeah. Whoo!"
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"No, we're clear. We're all clear."
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"So we can drive. Guess we can go. We can go."
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"Real grandma energy, huh?"
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"Hey, so some of that stuff in your interview"
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"might have come out a little wrong."
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"Oh, those things are weird."
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"Yeah, it was my first interview"
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"and stuff gets out of context."
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"- It's fake news. - Yeah, yeah."
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"♪ Sadie and Jack sitting in a tree ♪"
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"[bleep]--"
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"Thanks, Dori."
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"Is this the speed you normally drive?"
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"Oh, I just--"
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