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Clips from Central Park - Down to the Underwire (S02E02)

"[liquid pouring]"
Central Park
"Dad, the votes are in. And today's breakfast is egg-cellent."
Central Park
"Thanks, Cole. I was scrambling on what to make."
Central Park
"I would love to stick around, but yolk's on me, I gotta get to work."
Central Park
"- Nice, Mom. - No, no. Not nice."
Central Park
"Work? You? Work? On Sunday? Today?"
Central Park
"- It's the paper's 40th anniversary. - Wow, the big 4-0."
Central Park
"But it looks 39."
Central Park
"Yeah, it's great."
Central Park
"But our ad department sold this week as a double edition to help boost sales,"
Central Park
"and someone forgot to tell the editorial staff."
Central Park
"So I'm helping Marvin write a buttload of articles in a day."
Central Park
"- Is "buttload" a technical term? - [sighs]"
Central Park
"Molly? Sweetie? Is something wrong?"
Central Park
"[inhales] I need a new bra."
Central Park
"[gasps] Oh. That doesn't seem like a big deal."
Central Park
"It is a big deal."
Central Park
"Friday before PE, I was in the locker room"
Central Park
"and some eighth-grade girls were talking and one was like,"
Central Park
""I love my new bra. I'm so glad I got rid of my training bra.""
Central Park
"And guess who was wearing a training bra. Me."
Central Park
"And then I looked at everyone else's super cool bras."
Central Park
"Lace bras, colorful bras,"
Central Park
"straps that go left and right, up, down, zigzag, waffle cut--"
Central Park
"All different kinds, except training."
Central Park
"Nope, just me. The only one."
Central Park
"I might as well have been wearing diapers and a bib."
Central Park
"So, yeah. It is a big deal."
Central Park
"♪ I've got locker room blues ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I'm feeling confused ♪"
Central Park
"♪ My training bra needs Some new training wheels ♪"
Central Park
"♪ A nice little lace With a cute little frill ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Can I get some light support? ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪"
Central Park
"♪ And it's happening under my shirt ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I need some pinks and blues No pastel snooze ♪"
Central Park
"♪ No va-va-vroom is there ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I need light support, a credit card To meet me halfway there ♪"
Central Park
"♪ My bust needs a boost now ♪"
Central Park
"♪ My girls need a goose now ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I see double D's and triple E's I'm feeling insecure ♪"
Central Park
"♪ The best of me wants to be free ♪"
Central Park
"♪ And show off these two stars ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Something compelling for my melons Girls ♪"
Central Park
"♪ These hooters need a hoot And no one's even yelling ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪"
Central Park
"♪ It's just a little quick trip To the mall ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Does anybody hear my call? ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I'm a woman, least I'm getting there ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I should mark this special moment With a bra with some flair ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Bye, Victoria I'm the one with secrets ♪"
Central Park
"♪ And I can no longer keep it ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Take a look around ♪"
Central Park
"♪ The perfect bra will hold me down ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Or hold me up I'm like I'm feeling stuck ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Please Mom and Dad Your girl is growing up ♪"
Central Park
"♪ I've got a bra-blem ♪"
Central Park
"And I need it today. I know I should've told you yesterday,"
Central Park
"but I was working through a lot of complex bra-related emotions."
Central Park
"And so I'm telling you now, on a Sunday, a day that you don't usually work,"
Central Park
"but you won't have any time today?"
Central Park
"You know what? Screw work. I'm taking you bra shopping."
Central Park
"- Really? - Yeah. I don't care if I get fired."
Central Park
"- It's worth it. - Wait, Paige."
Central Park
"What if instead of you getting fired, I took her?"
Central Park
"- [both] Really? - Why not? I could be your bra-bro."
Central Park
"- Yeah. I guess that works too. - Love this plan."
Central Park
"I'll finish work superfast and meet up with you at the store."
Central Park
"- You good with this, Molly? - Bra shopping with my dad?"
Central Park
"Sure, of course."
Central Park
"But, Dad? Just don't call yourself my bra-bro."
Central Park
"- Felt wrong when he said it. - I'll go get ready."
Central Park
"And you're okay with this too?"
Central Park
"No, definitely not. I'm petrified, but in a good way,"
Central Park
"'cause it's for Molly and it seems really important to her."
Central Park
"Go. Don't worry. Just let me worry. I'm not worried."
Central Park
"[phone rings]"
Central Park
"This is Cole Tillerman. Go ahead and fill me in."
Central Park
"Hey, Cole. Wanna play pirates today?"
Central Park
"I made a new eye patch out of an old sock, and I wanna give it a whirl."
Central Park
"Ooh, Enrique, I'm sorry, but I already have plans."
Central Park
"Oh, well, maybe next time."
Central Park
"I should probably practice with the eye patch anyway."
Central Park
"- I've been bumping into a lot of stuff. - Ahoy for now."
Central Park
"Cole, you're turning down a pirate sesh?"
Central Park
"Is everything all right with you and Enrique?"
Central Park
"Yeah, he's still my co-pirate."
Central Park
"It's Sunday morning, which is when I go help walk Shampagne,"
Central Park
"my furry life partner."
Central Park
"I'll tell him you say hi. Bye."
Central Park
"So Cole is headed to the park to meet up with Shampagne,"
Central Park
"which is actually the key to the next part of this story."
Central Park
"Let me say that again. The key."
Central Park
"You don't know what I'm talking about, but you will soon."
Central Park
"Whoosh. Uh, I mean swoosh. I mean, ju-- just go."
Central Park
"[coughing]"
Central Park
"Ah, so you like my perfume, eh?"
Central Park
"It's my I-have-an-important-meeting perfume. It's called Night Beast."
Central Park
"It definitely smells like some sort of animal."
Central Park
"- I won't be needing you at my meeting. - Oh, no. I'm so sad."
Central Park
"Besides, Shampagne needs to be walked so he does his business, and also,"
Central Park
"you need to go into the bathroom and flush my business."
Central Park
"Be back in a few hours."
Central Park
"Ugh, I see why she left this one. She's proud of herself."
Central Park
"- [jingles] - [gasps]"
Central Park
"[Birdie] Yeah? The key, from before? When I said it?"
Central Park
"I bet you're wondering what that tiny little key goes to, aren't you?"
Central Park
"Good. I'll tell you."
Central Park
"♪ So the story Of that little key is this ♪"
Central Park
"♪ It unlocks Bitsy's locked filing cabinet ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Which hides all her secrets And mysteries ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Her will, her estate papers Two diamond Slinkies ♪"
Central Park
"It-- It was the '80s."
Central Park
"♪ Every night When the little hand lands on the six ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Bitsy takes the time To lock her cabinet ♪"
Central Park
"♪ Helen said it before Where there's a way there's a will ♪"
Central Park
"♪ She's gotta act fast If she's caught she'll be killed ♪"
Central Park
"Eh, maybe at least maimed."
Central Park
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