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Clips from Betas - Pilot (S01E01)

"- cool. I want in."
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"- If you're fucking with Dane, i want in."
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"I'm bored, plus he's a tool."
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"- Oh."
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"Um, I thought you guys were--"
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"- no. He said he could get some ecstasy,"
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"and I need some for burning man."
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"My connect went back to grad school, so--"
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"- that's a bum out. - I know."
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"- Yeah, it sucks. - Yeah."
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"- I took half a bottle of ritalin once"
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"and played crysis 3 for, like, 15 hours straight."
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"- Yeah. - Team deathmatch--"
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"hashtag intense."
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"- Don't say that out loud."
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"- Fair. Yeah, noted."
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"- This fish was caught less than 20 hours ago"
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"off the coast of loch etive."
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"They call it the Ferrari of trout."
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"Anyone dips this in soy sauce,"
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"get my maguro bocho up their ass."
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"[Laughter]"
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"- Mr. murchison, I'm sorry to interrupt, but--"
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"- I thought I told you to fuck off."
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"- Actually, you told me to call your office next week."
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"- Same thing. This isn't the time or the place."
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"- The only wrong place is second place."
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"You said that."
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"- You think kissing my ass is gonna win you an audience?"
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"- Sorry, George. If you'd like,"
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"I can show Mr. Barrett out."
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"- Then he'd be missing an opportunity--"
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"something he's been doing a lot lately,"
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"come to think of it."
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"Snapseed, foursquare, pinterest, mint--"
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"you passed on every single one,"
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"so maybe I misheard you."
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"Maybe you're okay with second place."
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"- Five minutes."
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"- Most social networking tools"
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"connect us with people we already know."
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"Brb is different."
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"Our app introduces you to the people you should know."
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"When Facebook launched, kids used it"
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"to check each other out before a campus kegger."
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"And now it's just-- it's just clogged"
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"with baby pictures and fan pages"
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"for Katy Perry's rack."
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"I mean, I'm a fan, but it's still"
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"just another screen to stare at."
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"- But screens are how we make money."
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"What are you selling?"
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"- Nash, show the man how it works."
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"- [Sighs]"
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"[Beep]"
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"- This is George murchison, brb user,"
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"home alone on a Friday night."
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"Now, maybe he wants to see a movie"
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"or set a tennis date."
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"Brb can do that, absolutely."
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"But I'm guessing he's interested in something else."
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"[Beep]"
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"See, brb knows where we you are."
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"But even better, it knows what you like."
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"Local matches are sorted"
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"by hundreds of invisible factors"
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"to guarantee compatibility."
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"Those blondes you were talking to earlier--"
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"heh, not your type."
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"- Where did you get his info?"
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"- He's hacking into Facebook servers."
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"- And foursquare."
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"But it's just a demo."
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"- Who's the chick at the top there?"
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"[Beep]"
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"- Debbie, someone at the party you overlooked"
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"while you were out hobnobbing with those blondes."
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"And, according to our app, a 92% match for you."
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"Our data says she's into Sushi, jam bands, and kinbaku."
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"- Kinbaku?"
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"- Japanese rope bondage, very hot."
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"[Bubbling]"
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"[Phone chimes]"
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"- Ooh, girl, that is filthy."
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"- Yo."
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"No, it's cool. Don't worry about it."
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"Told her, she wants in."
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"And Dane's a drug dealer."
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"- Oh. Maybe i underestimated him."
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"- No, he's just a middleman."
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"Has Dane said anything i can use to get off?"
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"- Well, I'm six texts in."
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"I'm trying to score a dick pic in 12 moves."
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"- Yeah, I would never say "damp.""
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"It makes my vag sound like the dagobah system."
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"- Listen, I have a lot of experience in this field."
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"- Impersonating asians?"
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"Give me this. Move over."
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"- Okay."
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"- All right."
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"Bet you 20 bucks he waxes his balls."
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"- Make it 15, you've got yourself a sucker."
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"- I tried nair on mine once,"
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"burned so bad."
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"- Lisa, what do you think?"
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"- It's a stalker's wet dream."
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"- She's right."
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"You can't demo this around town."
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"Zuckerberg'll turn your nutsack"
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"into a dream catcher, hang it from your jail cell."
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"If you want my advice, make something practical."
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"- Like valet-me. - A parking app?"
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"Think."
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"It's only useful until it becomes popular."
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"More users means fewer free spots,"
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"more competition-- it'll cannibalize itself!"
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"I'm offering you a product with infinite scalability."
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"The whole world wants brb,"
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"they just don't know it yet."
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