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Clips from Betas - Pilot (S01E01)

"All right, let's do this."
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"Watch all episodes of betas,"
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"- This is so great. - Perfect."
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"*"
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"- * sailing takes me away"
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"* to where I've always"
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"* heard it could be [Crunching]"
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"*"
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"[toy guns firing]"
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"* just a dream and the wind to carry me *"
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"* and soon I will be free"
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"[typing loudly]"
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"[Toy guns firing]"
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"- Unacceptable."
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"[Grand symphonic music playing]"
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"- Space available."
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"Valet-me."
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"Jolly well parked, sir."
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"[Phone ringing]"
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"- I still can't believe valet-me"
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"closed their series "a.""
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"I mean, 800k?"
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"This thing's a joke."
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"- Listen, Trey, i can't do this anymore."
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"Can't be productive here."
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"Two weeks behind schedule, and everywhere there's cheetos"
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"and sweat stains and pizza crusts."
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"I c-c-can't think! Okay, i--"
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"[toy guns firing] Assholes!"
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"- Okay, Nash, you're dropping your pronouns again."
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"Try to breathe, okay?"
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"Put on your music, your Billy Joel or whatever."
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"- Billy Joel is shit, okay?"
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"He does not soothe me."
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"He's not Toto."
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"He's not the little river band."
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"- I can't talk to you when you're like this."
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"Put Hobbes on."
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"- Hobbes isn't here."
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"- Ooh. [Chuckles]"
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"Naughty girl, i know what that means."
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"- Mm. - That's hot."
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"Speaking of that, I'm getting pretty hot myself."
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"You wet?"
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"[Kid slurping straw] - Like monsoon season, baby."
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"- Excuse me, mister, are you finished?"
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"- Finished? Como se dice "cock block"?"
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"- [Speaking spanish]"
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"- Sorry. - Yo, what up, hobnob?"
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"- Hey. What's up, man? - Oh, jeez."
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"- How are ya?"
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"Swear to god, Mitch,"
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"this neighborhood's falling apart."
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"Can't even finish a load anymore"
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"without some pequeno pervert staring at me."
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"- Uh, yeah. I was gonna say, man,"
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"my roommate's mom does, like, all of our laundry."
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"So you ever want me to throw in cycle or whatever,"
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"just say the word. G2g. - All right."
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"- Do you have any of that Adderall lying around?"
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"- Yeah, but it's, uh, my prescription,"
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"so I kind of need that for my mesolimbic pathway to..."
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"- Mm. Thanks, man. - Help me function my brain."
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"- I'm fuckin' exhausted."
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"- Hm. Bottoms up. [Chuckles]"
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"- Hey, is Trey still meeting with that angel tomorrow?"
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"- That's the word from on high."
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"- That could mean some serious cheddar."
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"- [Chuckles] I'd settle for grocery money."
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"If I eat any more tuna, I'm gonna have to start a softball team."
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"[Both chuckle]"
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"[Ping-pong ball bouncing]"
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"- Cancel the meeting. - You don't cancel on George murchison."
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"If he invests in brb, we're golden."
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"No more bootstrapping. No more communal office."
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"No more Nash freak-outs. - It's not ready."
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"I smoke-tested the build last night,"
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"- and it bricked my phone. - Fuck the build."
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"Our algorithm alone is worth major seed money."
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"Investors are buying napkin sketches"
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"from high school dropouts."
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"- I don't make napkin sketches."
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"- I didn't say that."
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"- You did--you said, "make a napkin sketch.""
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"- No, not you--"
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"- yeah, I don't do that."
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"- I--yes, I know-- [Sighs]"
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"* I'm a broken man, I'm damaged goods *"
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"* lock me in the basement with furnace soot... *"
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"- Give me your digits, girl."
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"[Woman on phone moans] I'll text you, huh?"
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"Girl, you know I'm gonna call you."
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"- Dude, you just gonna pine away,"
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"or are you gonna make a move?"
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"- What? I don't even know her name."
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"- You know who does?"
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"Scrawny depp over there."
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"He's about one bjork reference away"
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"from strumming her flying "v.""
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"- Yeah, but, I mean, i can't, you know?"
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"Like, Dane's, like, a total badass."
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"- Badasses don't manscape."
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"- [Sighs]"
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"- Dude. Whoa, man."
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"You're, like, really hung up on this girl, huh?"
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"- She's just so sweet."
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"She has this little tattoo of badtz-maru."
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"It's adorable. - Oh, man."
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"These addies must be kicking in,"
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"because, uh, I just shed a real tear for you."
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"Don't worry, man."
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"We'll get you those digits."
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"- [Indistinct chatter] - Fuck me."
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"Lone ranger and Tonto are at it again."
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"- Okay, you remember sophomore year,"
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"- our o.S. Design final? - I remember you betrayed me."
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"- You refused to turn in something that wasn't flawless."
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"If I hadn't gone behind your back"
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"and turned it in anyways,"
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