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Clips from Betas - Pilot (S01E01)

"- Moby. - What? Like--"
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"- bald man is Moby."
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"*"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- [Chuckles]"
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"Thank you, Moby. Thank you so much."
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"- Okay."
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"We got this."
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"Uh, Mr. murchison. Trey Barrett."
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"This is my partner avinash dagavi."
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"We actually met at social fresh last year."
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"- Ah, yes, Barrett, got your emails, all 20 of them."
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"- Yeah, if we could just get five minutes of your time,"
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"we're working on something i think you're gonna--"
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"- got a party to host, kid."
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"You wanna talk shop? Call my office Monday morning,"
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"set something up."
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"- I wonder how 50 cent would assess that effort."
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"Bad, he would assess it bad."
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"- Yeah, I get it. - It was not good."
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"- I ge-- [Sighs]"
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"- Have you seen these robotic vaginas?"
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"Well, you will in three to five business days,"
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"'cause I ordered one."
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"- Man, I totally blew it with mikki."
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"- Let me tell you something about ladies, Mitch."
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"They reward persistence."
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"Think of mikki as a frostbitten limb."
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"Cold and incapable of feeling,"
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"but if you get in there and you really rub,"
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"you'll get down to the pink."
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"To wit--Dane's phone."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"- Where did you get that? - I boosted it."
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"So now I send you mikki's digits."
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"And then we change her number in Dane's phone to mine,"
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"so that when i ping Dane--"
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"- he'll think it's coming from mikki."
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"- Exactly. - Nice."
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"But if have her number, then shouldn't"
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"I just call her or text her?"
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"- Dude, love is a jungle, okay?"
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"The only way a guy like you is gonna"
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"get a girl like mikki is by taking out the Alpha."
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"Let's humble this motherfucker."
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"- He had a hat! [Laughter]"
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"- We're like wallpaper in here."
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"We need to find a way in, a weakness."
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"- Perhaps you should dye your hair blond"
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"and show some cleavage."
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"- Was that sarcasm?"
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"You're a lot funnier in pants."
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"[Muttering] Okay, I'm going."
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"[Soft music]"
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"*"
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"- did you ever fuck an octopus?"
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"I fucked an octopus."
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"That's why I'm a vegan now. - Me too."
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"No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not."
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"I'm not. I just said that."
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"- Ah, the rain man cometh."
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"You don't have a real one, do you?"
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"Technology has its limits."
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"- Sorry, no."
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"I-i bite my nails when I'm stressed, so--"
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"i-i didn't catch your name last night."
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"Trey Barrett. - Who says I'm stressed?"
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"- I didn't mean to imply that you were."
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"I just thought because of the smoking and--"
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"- relax. I'm messing with you."
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"So what are you doing here?"
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"- I just came over to apologize."
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"I wasn't hitting on you in the bar."
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"I mean, you're not even my type,"
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"to be perfectly honest."
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"I-i prefer tall women with blonde hair"
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"and a dancer's build."
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"A little extra in the trunk is kind of nice,"
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"but it's not necessary."
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"But a far less conservative fashion sense than this."
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"But this is nice, in a classic sort of of a way."
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"- You have a talent for flattery."
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"Do 70% of women slap you in the face during conversation?"
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"- Ah, that's-- you're making fun of me."
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"Fair. - You are an easy target."
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"- My point is that i was conducting research"
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"when I approached you."
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"And while I can see how"
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"you'd misinterpret my intentions,"
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"they had nothing to do with sexual desire."
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"- Well, thank god for that."
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"- Yeah, I'm developing this app that"
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"helps like-minded people"
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"actually socialize in the real world."
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"I'm here to pitch it to George murchison."
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"- You're gonna engineer peoples' social lives?"
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"Wow, that sounds promising."
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"- It is promising. I--i promise."
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"- Randall! - Oh, David."
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"Hi, I'll be right there."
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"Well, Trey, it's been strange."
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"- You're with David chu?"
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"- "With" with? No."
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"Murchison capital led his seed round."
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"And as murch's senior associate,"
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"it's my job to make sure he doesn't"
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"invest in anything shitty."
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"David, hello!"
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"- Mm, coffee."
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"- What are you doing? - Huh?"
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"What-- mm. Nothing."
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"Just, um, hanging out."
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"- 'Cause it looked like you put a phone in Dane's bag."
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"Which is weird, 'cause he's been"
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"looking for his phone all day."
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"- [Sighs] Oh, fudge."
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"Hobbes took it to get me your number,"
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"because you and Dane grinded phones earlier."
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"And then we changed your number, so we could"
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"text Dane, but pretend we were you and--"
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