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Clips from Betas - Pilot (S01E01)

"master of the turntables."
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"You guys are both chill. You should hang."
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"- Hi. Hey. Hello."
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"- Hi. - It's nice to finally meet you."
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"Been watching you across the office"
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"for a couple weeks now."
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"No, totally not in a creepy way,"
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"not like that at all, but, um--"
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"you--you do smell very pretty."
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"- What kind of stuff you spin, bro?"
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"Some sweetness?"
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"- All of the kinds."
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"Uh...You know,"
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"just--just mad-- mad, crazy beats."
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"Uh, like, uh..."
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"[Imitating dubstep music]"
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"- Fuck, man, shit. - Oh!"
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"- Oh, god. Aah!"
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"What a mistake. - Careful, man."
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"- Let's get you cleaned up, man."
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"There's a sink at the bar."
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"- Oh, man, this shirt's hand-painted, bro."
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"- Yeah, well, does it come in a v-neck?"
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"'Cause it's a cool shirt."
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"- Some dope beatboxing."
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"You classically trained?"
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"- Ha. - Ha."
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"- Classically trained? - Yeah."
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"- Totally. It's cool."
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"[Deep breath]"
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"- You know, sorry's not even the word."
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"- Yeah. Way to go, dickbeard."
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"- Like, super apologize, man."
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"- You are a pile. Jesus."
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"- [Scoffs]"
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"Hola, jefe. Que Paso?"
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"- Common men's room decorum"
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"calls for a two-foot gap between users"
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"and no eye contact."
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"- So about this meeting tomorrow,"
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"you got it, right?"
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"You--you feel ready? - Yeah."
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"- 'Cause, you know, I'm 35."
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"It's, like, 95 in valley years."
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"I can't really take another failed start-up."
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"- We're not gonna fail."
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"- Good! 'Cause, you know,"
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"I feel like you're on to something here."
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"And, uh, it's really great, you know?"
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"I think it could go far."
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"But I'm still on probation"
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"from hacking shitty-bank."
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"And if brb fails, they're gonna take me out back"
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"and old yeller my ass."
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"[Imitates gunshot]"
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"Blow my head off in the yard like a dog, you know?"
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"So I just really need you to look me in the eyes"
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"and tell me that you got this."
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"- Hobbes..."
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"I got this."
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"- Whoa. - How was that?"
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"- Chills. [Laughing] Good job."
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"- Thanks."
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"- I'm gonna take a shit. - Great."
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"[King of the village fete by Lazarus and the plane crash]"
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"- * ring a bell"
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"*"
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"* ring a bell"
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"* six-foot-four with my feet on the floor *"
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"* what's the mayor's wife a-waitin' for? *"
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"* I'm the king of the village *"
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"* fete"
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"[harmonica solo]"
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"*"
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"* look what's..."
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"- Okay, I feel like my calves are suffocating."
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"- They're not suffocating, okay?"
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"- Wait, wh-wh-what is-- - they're definitely not."
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"- Why you stopping right-- - what do you mean?"
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"- Don't stop, don't stop."
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"N-n-n-no, no-- - okay, it's fine, just relax."
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"- I don't know what you're doing."
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"- What?"
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"Thank you. - What is this?"
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"What's going on?"
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"- Well, looks like the murch"
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"is having a few people over."
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"- You told me we were going to a meeting."
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"This is--this is why you made me wear pants?"
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"You lied to me. - No, no."
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"I managed expectations."
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"If I told you we were going to a party,"
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"you'd be in the fetal position humming sussudio."
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"Now just stay close and don't say anything."
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"- What? Why? - Shut up, shut up."
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"Good evening. Larry page, shamit ramdi."
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"My assistant probably called"
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"to let you know we were coming."
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"- Have a good time. - Thanks."
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"Come on. - Huh?"
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"[Upbeat music playing]"
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"- What was that?"
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"We weren't invited?"
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"- Look, "all war is based on deception.""
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"Sun tzu. Also, 50 cent tweeted that."
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"- Oh, can't. Don't belong here."
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"- Nash, buddy, pronouns."
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"We're gonna be fine."
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"Okay, that's Chris mclaren,"
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"designer of the chicken assassin games."
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"Escapist bullshit,"
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"but the company's valued at 600 million."
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"We'll do better."
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"Felix abasi--big time v.C."
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"Invested in instagram and about a billion others."
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"[Rock music]"
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"*"
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"and that is George murchison."
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"Don't let the flute and sandals act fool you."
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"The guy's got a mind like a--"
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