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Clips from Betas - Pilot (S01E01)

"we would've failed."
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"Right now, done is better than perfect."
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"- Well, perfect is better than shit."
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"- Hobbes and Mitchell will fix the build."
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"You just make sure we have user data for the demo."
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"Can you do that, for me?"
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"Pound it? Oh..."
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"Right."
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"[Sighs]"
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"He's fine. We're fine."
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"How's the build coming?"
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"- Ah, we all over it, boss. C.I.D."
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"- We're killin' it, boss. We're really gettin' it."
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"- * oh, come on"
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"* yeah, come on"
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"- see, people think in one of three ways--"
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"visual, auditory, kinesthetic."
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"So if we can identify our users by these types,"
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"we'll increase brb's match accuracy by 66%."
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"- 66.6 repeating."
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"But it's not terrible."
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"- Fewer calculation cycles, better matches."
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"I feel that. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Did you just erase our beer menu?"
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"- Yeah. - I apologize."
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"My friend's a piece of shit."
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"- What? Look."
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"This is exactly the kind of innovation"
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"that will set us apart from the competition,"
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"and murchison especially is gonna love this."
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"- Motherfucker! [Cackles]"
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"- Oh, snap. Valet-me."
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"Now I hear they're getting out of the valley."
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"Copped some baller offices in soma."
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"- Jagerbombs for everybody!"
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"[All cheering]"
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"- Ugh, I can't believe"
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"we're getting lapped by David chu"
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"- and the rain-bro coalition. - Valet-me--"
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"I mean, you gotta admit, the name is pretty catchy."
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"- Yeah, so is the herp."
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"Well, look at the bright side."
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"At least our break room won't smell like natty ice anymore."
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"- Can't work here."
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"Going home."
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"- What's happening?"
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"- I'm going. I'm going."
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"That should be us in there celebrating,"
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"not David chu."
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"Look, man, I know that"
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"you want it to be perfect, but if we don't"
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"capitalize soon, we're gonna end up"
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"working at your parents' bed and breakfast."
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"- It's a motor inn. - Whatever."
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"Is that really what you want?"
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"Working the graveyard shift at the front desk"
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"with your grandma?"
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"- Fine. I'll-- I'll go to the meeting."
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"- Great. Just do me one favor."
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"Wear pants."
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"- I don't own pants."
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"- You--okay."
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"[Rock music]"
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"- [Groaning]"
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"- Ah, dude! - Cripes."
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"- See, this is exactly what I'm talking about."
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"We're surrounded by people desperate to interact."
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"Everyone's staring at screens."
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"- Dude, have you played tiny wings?"
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"It's heat waves, baby."
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"- Listen, handsome robot man."
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"Maybe people are staring at screens 'cause"
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"the last thing they wanna do is interact."
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"Like, look at her, for example."
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"Does she look desperate to interact?"
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"- I think you're wrong. - I think you're wrong."
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"- I think you've made a grave mistake"
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"growing a beard."
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"Blisters, right?"
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"My Louboutins do the same thing."
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"- It's pronounced "loo-boo-ta,""
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"and I would not pay $800 for a pair of shoes."
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"- Do you know that 70% of women"
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"won't correct a stranger's pronunciation?"
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"And those who do tend to be"
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"in managerial or supervisory positions."
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"- No offense, but I'm sort of"
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"dealing with something here."
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"- Sure. All right."
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"Forgive me for trying to start a conversation"
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"in a popular social venue."
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"- Wow. Thank you for the shot of judgment"
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"with the condescension chaser."
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"I thought putting my bag on the stool"
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"would be a pretty clear sign"
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"I'm not looking to get hit on by"
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"every aspie in the joint."
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"Oh, but that's the thing about you guys, isn't it?"
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"You're not exactly aces when it comes"
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"to reading people."
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"- Burn! - Bad job."
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"- Burn! - Bad job, not good."
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"- She's a fuckin' outlier."
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"Let's hit the food trucks."
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"- Burger for breakfast. - Burger for lunch."
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"Burger for dinner. - Lunch, dinner."
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"- Then a healthy snack."
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"Look alive, man. - What?"
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"- Your future ex is here."
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"- Oh, my god. Dude, stop."
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"- What's crackin', chin curtains?"
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"- I was just telling mikki that"
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"I'm spinning at the cellar on Friday."
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"You guys should come check out my set."
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"It's gonna be sick. - Cool."
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"I'll never be drunk enough to do that."
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"Hi, Hobbes. - Hi."
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"- You're mikki? - Yeah."
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"- What's up? This is my friend Mitchell,"
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"king of the ones and twos,"
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