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Clips from Dave Chappelle: The Closer

"I didn't get sick."
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"I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs."
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"I mean, what the fuck has been going on with that shit?"
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"This niggas are here."
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"These UFOs keep coming to Earth"
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"and it made me think of an idea for a movie."
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"Sounds dumb, but hear me out."
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"In my movie idea"
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"we find out that these aliens"
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"are originally from Earth."
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"That they are from an ancient civilization that achieved interstellar travel"
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"and left the Earth thousands of years ago."
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"Some other planet that they go to"
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"and things go terrible for them in the other planet"
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"so they come back to Earth"
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"and decide that they want to claim the Earth for their very own."
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"It is a pretty good plotline, huh?"
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"[audience] Yeah!"
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"I call it Space Jews."
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"[laughter]"
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"Space Jews."
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"-[man] We loved it! -Alright."
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"It's going to get worse than that, hang in there."
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"[laughter]"
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"It is going to get way worse than that."
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"Then I thought of an idea for a children's book."
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"I actually wrote it. It is coming out soon."
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"The book is designed to help parents, teach their children about racism"
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"which, if you're a parent you know"
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"is an impossible concept to teach to a child."
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"But I'm doing it."
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"The book is about a big, strong beautiful Black man"
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"with a benign, regular-ass White name..."
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"and he has a White speaking voice."
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"So whenever this motherfucker calls to get a reservation at a restaurant,"
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"oh, he gets the reservation."
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"[laughter]"
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"That name and that voice, who could resist him?"
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"Now I should tell you, this Black man is literally an actual giant."
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"And he is a strong dude."
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"And when he shows up to them restaurants they see that big giant Black dude"
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"they say "You can't come in here." And they call the police."
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"And then every installment of the book"
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"the police come, and they always shoot him."
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"[audience laughs]"
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"But remember, no, remember this guy is a giant,"
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"these bullets don't kill him, they don't even hurt him."
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"They just break his heart."
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"It is called Clifford, the Big Black Nigga, anyone?"
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"[audience cheers]"
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"This is my last special, because I have an objective tonight."
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"I came here tonight..."
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"because this body of work, that I've done on Netflix"
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"I'm going to complete."
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"All the questions you might have had"
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"about all these jokes I'd said in the last few years"
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"I hope to answer tonight."
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"And I would like to start by addressing the LBGTQ community, correct."
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"[audience cheers]"
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"And I want every member of the community to know"
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"that I've come here tonight in peace."
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"[laughter]"
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"And I hope to negotiate the release of DaBaby."
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"[laughter]"
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"[audience cheers]"
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"Sad story!"
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"DaBaby was the number one streaming artist"
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"until about a couple of weeks ago."
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"Took a nasty spill onstage, and said some..."
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"said some wild stuff about the LBGTQ community"
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"during a concert in Florida."
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"Now you know, I go hard in the paint"
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"but even I saw that shit was like, "God damn, DaBaby.""
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"He pushed the button, didn't he?"
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"He pushed the button."
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"Punched the LBGTQ community, right in the AIDS."
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"[laughter]"
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"Can't do that."
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"Can't do that."
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"But I do believe and I'll make this point later"
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"that the kid made a very egregious mistake."
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"I will acknowledge that."
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"But, you know a lot of the LBGTQ community doesn't know DaBaby's history,"
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"he's a wild guy."
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"He once shot a nigga... and killed him, in Walmart."
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"Oh, this is true, Google it."
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"DaBaby shot and killed a nigga in Walmart in North Carolina."
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"Nothing bad happened to his career."
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"[laughter]"
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"[applause]"
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"Do you see where I am going with this?"
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"In our country, you can shoot and kill a nigga"
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"but you better not hurt a gay person's feelings."
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"[laughter]"
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"And this is precisely the disparity I wish to discuss."
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"I have a question for the audience"
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"and this is a real question, I am not joking around."
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"Is it possible, that a gay person can be racist?"
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"[audience] Yes! Yeah!"
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"-Do you really think so? -[audience] Yeah!"
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"Of course it is possible. Look at Mike Pence."
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"[audience laughs]"
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"[applause]"
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"I am guessing, but I bet you, he is gay."
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"-Yeah. -[woman] Oh my God."
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"And he is not pride parade gay either, he is sad gay."
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"I feel bad for him."
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"He looks like one of them gays that prays about it."
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"Jesus, please take these dirty feelings out of my heart."
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"[laughter]"
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"Please Jesus, make these buttholes ugly to me."
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"I don't want to keep on tasting these dicks."
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"[laughter]"
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"Funny."
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"You guys are confusing your emotions. You think I hate gay people"
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"and what you're really seeing"
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"is that I'm jealous of gay people."
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"I'm jealous,"
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"I'm not the only Black person, that feels this way."
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"We Blacks, we look at the gay community and we go"
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