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"Highs and lows?"
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"I'll go first. Highs,"
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"prom-planning, duh. Uhm, and lows,"
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"hmm, only having two weeks left of high school with you guys."
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"That was so sad, it sucks."
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"Becks' eye-fucked Bemis for, like, 30 full seconds."
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"Oh, yeah, I did, because Amelia, in yoga, was pose banging Aaron Jakes'"
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"like cat and cow."
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"How about this? You like that one? You like this one?"
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"How's my pussy looking downward dog?"
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"Oh, look at that. What's that one?"
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"How's that back arch for my vagina?"
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"Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Aaron Jakes,"
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"the, the sophomore who wears that puka shell necklace?"
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"- Have his balls even dropped yet? - Yes."
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"Into your mouth?"
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"A couple times. He could be fun for prom."
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"Have you guys given thought to going to prom together?"
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"Just girls?"
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"Oh, I want a real prom date, like with a penis."
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"I know. There will be plenty of guys to satisfy us at After Prom."
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"Okay. Sorry, Slutty B. Anthony."
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"But this is about more than just girl power and getting laid."
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"Ugh, fine, you guys are such girls."
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"You should invite Bemis to prom."
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"I might invite him to the graduation party."
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"- Ooh. - Hi, guys."
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"- Hi, Jill. - Hi."
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"Jill, who did you take to prom?"
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"Uhm, I went with, uh, Lily's dad."
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"So, look how well that turned out. Just kidding."
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"- Little girls. - Love you."
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"Not so little anymore."
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"Now they're just a bunch of washed-up skanks."
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"- What the fuck? Shut up. - Whoa."
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"- Excuse me. - They washed-up, they swag."
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"- They all washed-up. - Fuck you."
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"- It's over. - Crap, I got to pick up your sister."
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"I need some perfume. You got any?"
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"Mom, she, she knows that you smoke."
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"When you have kids, you will know how important it is"
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"to keep up appearances for your children,"
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"and then slowly reveal all your flaws when they're old enough to handle them."
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"Okay, bye."
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"- I love you girls so much. - Love you."
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"Love you."
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"I can't wait to be a mother."
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"- Go away. Get out of here. - So weird. Go away."
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"- How's everybody doing? - Excited."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah. Uhm,"
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"Chloe hasn't heard from NYU yet, so that's a bummer."
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"Yeah, but I mean, wasn't she feeling really good about UCSB?"
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"No. Us, going to school together, near each other, that is part of the plan."
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"Okay, my little cruise director."
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"- It is. - Okay."
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"- Sorry. - Okay. Okay."
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"- What's this? What are you writing? - Oh. No, that's, uh..."
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"it's for Clo."
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"Tomorrow's Thomas' 19th birthday. So, I just had some nice things planned."
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"Do you wanna talk about it?"
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"I'm fine."
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"It's gonna be a tough day, for everybody."
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"You know, he would have hated this shrine."
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""Don't be such a sad sack, mom. Turn it into a pool room or a sex dungeon.""
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"Hmm."
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"It's not how it's supposed to be."
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"I know."
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"But it's how it is, mom."
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"We, we could do something later, maybe."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Top of the morning, Jerry. You wanted to see me?"
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"So, how you doing?"
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"Great."
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"A little wound-up lately?"
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"Uh, it's kind of my default."
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"Okay. So, I wanted to talk to you about some prom stuff before Student Council."
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"I wanna talk to you about delegating."
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"- You suck at it. - Don't do this to me, Jerry. Don't do it."
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"You know who... - And just because it hasn't worked before,"
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"doesn't mean it never will."
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"People can be there, if you let them. You have to share this process, you have to share it with Student Council,"
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"especially with Noah, because it looks like he's gonna be the one"
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"taking over next year."
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"Okay. A wise man once told me, "The world begins when I'm born and ends when I die.""
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"And I really feel that that applies to my tenure here. So, let's just,"
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"you know, let that one marinate and then we can circle back."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"My buddy was in jail at San Quentin. He was jonesing for some blow. Uh, those days I had a pretty good arm. So, I loaded up a tennis ball"
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"with some grade A quality snow, hurled it over the wall."
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"It worked out great."
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"Okay. Let's get started with those drug presentations."
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"- PCP? - I have to go to the bathroom."
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"- Uhm, can it wait? - If you want a bloody beanbag."
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"Menstruation is a miracle. I'm jealous that I can't experience it myself."
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"Take your time."
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"All right. Who's ready? Angel dust?"
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"Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?"
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"I'm, uh, I'm gonna swing by and get you girls in 30."
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"I love you. I'll call you when I'm outside."
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"Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?"
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"I'm, uh, I'm gonna swing by and get you girls in 30."
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"I love you. I'll call you when I'm outside."
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"Hey, Clo, you still at Lil's?"
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"I'm, uh, I'm gonna swing by and get you girls in 30."
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"I love you. I'll call you when I'm outside."
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"Clo. Clo."
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"- Hey. - Hey. I took the liberty."
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"- Is class over? - Yeah."
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"- Thank you. - No problem."
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"It was a hard day."
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"Here."
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"To Thomas,"
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"who showed us that"
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"you can be smart,"
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"athletic, kind, and..."
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"fucking high all at the same time."
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"- Cheers. - Cheers."
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"You want me to get Lil?"
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"No, it's okay. She's off saving the world, one prom at a time."
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"Yeah."
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