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Clips from Dude

"♪ La-da-da-da-da It's the motherfucking D-I double-G ♪"
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"♪ Rah, Rah, Rah Digga, y'all ♪"
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"♪ La-da-da-da-da You're rocking with the L-Y-R-I-C ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ East Coast to West Coast In this motherfucker ♪"
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"♪ What, what, what, what ♪"
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"♪ Yo' roll that weed up Slice it up ♪"
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"♪ Ha, what's up Jones? ♪"
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"♪ Help Jones headphone Better turn that shit up ♪"
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"♪ You gotta dig your own hole About to divvy it up ♪"
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"♪ Ski mask, weight toy Now we hooking back up ♪"
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"♪ And when they bang this in the club You got to get up ♪"
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"♪ Straight who jaboo How we living it up ♪"
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"♪ Murder was the case on Snoop They ain't locking him up ♪"
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"♪ Taking chances while we rapping In the party for sure ♪"
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"♪ Slipping with my ball forward No ID for the dough ♪"
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"Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"♪ I'm like Sisyphus I'm bound to push rock ♪"
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"♪ Other MCs are such jokes I call them Knocks Knocks ♪"
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"♪ Your mom wears Crocs While she's sucking cock ♪"
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"♪ I float so hard You're gonna need a smock ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, horses wear shoe But do horses wear socks? ♪"
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"♪ Call me fucking Freddy 'cause I got it on lock ♪"
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"♪ I smoke weed I don't fuck with a rock ♪"
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"♪ My flow's so regular Like a motherfucking clock ♪"
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"♪ Hold up, wait All these niggaz thinkin we soft ♪"
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"♪ We don't play ♪"
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"♪ We gon' rock it Til the wheels fall off ♪"
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"♪ Hold up, wait ♪"
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"- Ready? - Yeah."
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"♪ Take a seat Hope you're ready... ♪"
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"Where the dick at?"
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"♪ Smoke weed everyday ♪"
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"First prom with my dudes."
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"It's hot. I need something to drink."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Making you thirsty?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- Having fun? - Yeah, I'm having fun."
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"- The fields, field of dreams. - Yup."
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"And that's home base."
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"- Did I get that right? - No, that's the pitcher's..."
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"- That's the pitcher's mound. - You don't have an idea."
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"There is home base."
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"- And that's where you stand? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Where all your dreams came true."
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"Yeah."
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"Are you sad about graduating?"
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"Not really. Are you?"
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"Chloe and I are gonna come visit you..."
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"obviously."
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"I'm just glad I have another year here."
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"I can't imagine leaving this place."
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"I think if you do it right, it never really leaves you."
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"Sorry, I just heard that and threw up in my own mouth."
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"I hope you're right."
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"Hey! Come on. Limo's here. Let's get some double-doubles."
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"Okay. Be right there."
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"Oh, my God, I got so wasted last night."
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"So, wait, what happened?"
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"The bouncer wouldn't let you in with your In-N-Out."
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"Which was obviously unacceptable."
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"Right. So, that's when we hoisted you over the wall of the patio."
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"And then, you fall into the cactus."
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"Oh, dude. They're everywhere."
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"It's like I was giving blowies in the desert all night."
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"Oh, fuck. I have work tomorrow."
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"Yeah, I have a practice exam in the morning."
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"All right."
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"- Bye, ladies. - Bye."
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"- I love you. - Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Okay. To the homestead?"
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"Thomas wants us to come to Top of the World."
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"- Cool. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"Would you rather lose all the hair on your body"
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"or be a prostitute for a week?"
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"- Prostitute for a week. - Easily."
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"You didn't even hear the parameters."
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"No hair whatsoever, no eyebrows, no lashes."
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"Oh, please. Come on. I pay good money to have hot wax"
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"rip most of that shit out of my body anyway."
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"Yeah, for real. But seriously, feel how smooth."
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"Is it good?"
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"It might be cool to be all slithery like a dolphin."
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"I don't think I'd do well as a prostitute. I'd definitely end up a truck-stop boy."
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"I'd be an escort, but I'd only take jobs from Johns who, like,"
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"- wanted to be dominated and stuff. - Yeah."
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"You guys have always sucked at this."
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"Whatever. Your go-to used to be fart out of your mouth or sweat piss?"
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"Still a valid question. You lack imagination."
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"Can't believe school's in your hands now. It's all downhill."
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"Every year says that."
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"And this bitch will be president and these things will be extra special."
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"All right. Come on. I'm tired as balls. Let's get out of here."
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"Thomas, I told mom we'd be home soon."
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"Xi'an dinner tomorrow night?"
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"- Oh, definitely. - Okay."
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"We got to hit all the usual spots before you go."
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"Okay. Bye, Thomas. See you at home."
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"Don't be too long. Mom's gonna be pissed."
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"Love you."
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"Love you, girls."
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"Today we mark a moment we will never understand,"
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"that life stops."
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"A son, a brother,"
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"a friend was taken from us."
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"I've tried to take comfort in the fact"
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"that we are now the stewards of his story..."
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"...of his joy,"
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"of his life."
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"We must hold on to that and to each other."
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"Oh, my God. Chloe, we're so sorry. He meant so much to us."
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"No. Not right now. No."
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"What other way is there to heal the pain than to think of him and cry,"
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"and laugh, and be together?"
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"Mint?"
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"I'm gonna chug it."
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"Oh! My eyes."
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"Oh shit. You guys, we're late for yoga."
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