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"Namast-gay."
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"Oh. I got to meet with Student Council Noah about prom."
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"You, you have your college meeting, yeah?"
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"Oh, yeah. I should roll."
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"- Love you. - Love you, bye."
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"Okay. So it's all finished?"
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"- Pretty much. - Okay. Great."
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"Are you sure you want to shut down a full road for a red carpet?"
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"Yes. Big gestures are very important. Okay. So, what I'm thinking..."
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"Hey, Lil."
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"Top of the afternoon, Guy."
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"Aren't you supposed to be in my class right now?"
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"Aren't you supposed to be in your class right now?"
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"- This never happened. - What never happened?"
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"Here you go."
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"Okay. I'm super excited. I'm gonna plaster these around."
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"I'm thinking bathroom stalls."
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"Because people taking shits are a very captive audience."
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"Ooh. Yeah. I like the way you move."
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"- Yeah. Bye. - Bye."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"How'd it go?"
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"Uh, waitlist. Should find out this week."
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"She just keeps telling me to think positive thoughts."
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"Sometimes I just wanna punch her in her third eye."
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"I guess if I don't get in, Santa Barbara wouldn't be that bad."
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"No. Hm-mmm."
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"You're going to NYU and I'm going to Columbia."
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"We're gonna be life partners forever."
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"God, imagine how many times we've walked these halls and thought"
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"three months, two months, two weeks."
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"How the fuck did we get here?"
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""Time has a terrible way of fleeting by.""
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"My mom wrote that to me in a letter when I was eight."
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"Okay. I got to dump out."
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"I can't believe you like shitting at school."
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"I'm very comfortable here."
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"So..."
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"- Yo! What's up? - Hey."
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"Just the girl I was looking for."
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"- Oh, Sam. - Jared."
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"Jared. Hey guys, what's up?"
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"So, we got a create-a-party tomorrow at Carrie's and I need to spread the word."
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"- Hold on. - Uh-oh."
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"I know what this is."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Hi. So, it was a really good day at Path Less Taken, wasn't it?"
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"Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about. Cool."
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"Okay. So we only have two weeks left, right?"
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"- We need to cherish... - And so, at prom, you two going together?"
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"Well, yeah. Mein Fuhrer 's orders."
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"Yeah, she used to pencil in our playdates."
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"Prom, May 18th, it's gonna be the best night of your life."
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"- But it's a shame though. - I promise you."
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"- Buy tickets, please. - I look fine in a tux."
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"Please, please. Also, party at Carrie's tomorrow night."
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"Yes, thank you."
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"- Bye. - Here you go."
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"Hey."
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"- Yo. - Yo."
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"- Pretty good, huh? - Mmm, that was nice."
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"- Bemis alarm. 3:00. - Oh. Ooh,"
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"Bemis."
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"Bite my penis."
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"- Bemis is really hot. - I know, right?"
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"I like his wizard glasses."
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"Yeah, I'd let him Harry Potter this."
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"You should hide Donkey Bong better."
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"Come on. We need him around. His last days of high school, too."
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"So we'll pick up tree then meet at my house, yeah?"
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"- For sure. - Okay. Bye."
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"Becks."
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"Beck."
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"Rebecca, come on."
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"Becks."
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"♪ Give it to me now ♪"
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"♪ I wanna li-li-li-lick you From your head to your toes ♪"
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"♪ And I wanna move from the bed Down to the down to the to the floor ♪"
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"♪ And I wanna ah-ah ♪"
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"♪ You make it so good I don't wanna leave ♪"
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"♪ But I got to kn-kn-kn-know What was your fantasy ♪"
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"♪ I wanna li-li-li-lick you ♪"
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"♪ From your head to your toes ♪"
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"Hello? Yeah, father."
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"Divorce meeting tomorrow, remember?"
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"Why don't you call her?"
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"Bye."
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"Are you f..."
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"Hey, don't text and drive."
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"From Dad, "Your mother is a bitch.""
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Do you ever feel like your parents only see you as an extension of their own ego"
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"and have no regard for your personal happiness"
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"as an autonomous human being?"
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"Yes. And they just don't know how to support you in the ways that you need,"
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"and that makes you feel alienated, and then you feel guilty"
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"for feeling alienated, and then you resent them"
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"for making you feel guilty for feeling alienated, but the truth is"
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"they just don't have the capacity to understand or care?"
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"Yeah. Hold on."
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"What were you and Bemis talking about?"
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"Ugh. So, I gave a great presentation on Kant today,"
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"and then found this in my locker."
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""I KANT stand this KUNT." That's actually pretty clever."
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"Well, fuck you, because Bemis"
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"said that my unpacking of the third formulation was enlightened."
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"Mmm. Are you sure he wasn't talking about the unpacking of his cock?"
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"That... Ten and two."
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"Jesus."
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"Who goes there? What up?"
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"- What up? - Okay, okay. I knew it was you."
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"Thank you for putting up my draconian security protocol."
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"How y'all doing? Have a seat."
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"Uh, I laid out a little sample sale here."
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"We got Pluto OG, aka Neil deGrasse Tyson."
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"Next up we got one I call Kramer, because it like pops in."
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"You know I'm saying? And then we got Strawberry Cough"
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"and Barack O'bubba Kush, because I know you're political and shit."
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"- Ha! - Get some Cough."
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"That was your bro's favorite, too."
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