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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Tomz Lemonade/A Tale of Two Lunch Ladies (S01E01)

"Don't leave on that note. Come on."
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"- Tom, listen. You know that I love you."
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"- Okay."
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"- And as a mom, I totally forgive you."
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"- Thank you. That's a nice way to end it."
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"- But as a lunch lady,"
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"I have no choice right now but to do this."
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"- Oh, no."
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"- You're gonna thank me someday for that."
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"- That was for my wife. That's her signature move."
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"You really shouldn't be ripping that off."
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"[tender music]"
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"- Oh, this is actually a nice--"
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"nice mother-son moment."
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"- ♪ Remember there's more road ♪"
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"♪ And places to go ♪"
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"♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪"
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"♪ More people to fornicate ♪"
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"♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪"
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"♪ Supplying the proof ♪"
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"♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪"
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"♪ Remember it's a joke and leave it alone ♪"
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"♪ Let go and try to be always abiding ♪"
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"♪ Remember if there's one good reason for dying ♪"
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"♪ The sweet silver lining ♪"
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"♪ Through you she lives on ♪"
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"♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪"
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"♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪"
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"- OMG, look at this little munchkin."
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"- Oh, hey, Mrs. Band."
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"- This is so cute I'm gonna barf."
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"- I'm trying to help my Mom pay her electric bill."
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"I need $100."
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"- He's got a hook, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Wow, you marketing genius."
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"Well, how much have you made so far?"
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"- Zilch. You're my first customer."
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"- "Zilch," he says. This kid with the lingo."
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"Look at you."
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"You're adorable, you're hilarious,"
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"and you've got an eye for business."
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"- I rarely get this much positive feedback."
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"- Well, maybe you found your calling."
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"I am honored to give you your very first dollar."
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"- Thank you so much. Do you want a large or a small?"
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"- You know what? I don't even want the lemonade."
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"That's how much I believe in you, you cutie patootie."
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"- This is literally the best interaction"
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"I've ever had with a person."
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"- Get used to it, hun. You're going to the top."
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"- I really found my calling. Finally nailing it."
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"[EDM playing]"
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"- Tombo. - Oh, hey, Rick, the neighbor."
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"- What do you got going on, buddy?"
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"The old lemonade stand, huh? - Yeah."
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"You know, everyone seems pretty impressed."
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"- Really?"
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"Tom, do you know what the word "patronizing" means?"
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"- No, it doesn't sound good. - No, it's not good."
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"In the real world, you would get slaughtered."
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"- Slaughtered?"
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"- They would tear you a new a-hole."
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"- Mo--most people would have been more encouraging."
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"- Most people are idiots, Tom."
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"I'm in advertising, okay? I make a lot of money."
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"- Okay. - I bang a lot of chicks."
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"And I've literally got Clio Awards coming out of my butt."
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"Tell me, do me a favor and just check."
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"- Check what? - Whoops. Oh, what was that?"
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"Did another Clio Award just come out of my butt?"
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"'Cause I've got too many."
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"- You carry one with you just to make that joke?"
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"- Tom, why don't you come into my agency one day?"
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"I will have my team give you the tips on the lemonade stand"
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"like you were a real client."
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"Does that sound fun?"
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"- I mean, fun is a strong word."
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"I could use the help, though. I'll ask my mom."
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"- Okay, great. You know what? First, let's take a pic."
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"Ready? Rick pic if you will."
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"- Rick pic? - Say,"
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""My lemonade stand sucked balls"
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"until Rick swooped in and saved the day.""
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"- I'm not gonna say that. [camera shutter clicks]"
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"- I love mentoring kids."
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"There's--you know, there's no better feeling in the world."
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"- ♪ Now as our poor young lungs deflate ♪"
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"♪ I'll admit I've gotten older ♪"
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"♪ Mellowed out, chatting up those I used to hate ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ The feeling that we're lost will always fade ♪"
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"♪ I present no explanations ♪"
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"♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪"
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"♪ To satiate for long ♪"
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"♪ Therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪"
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"♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪"
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"- Guys, tiny little Tom here is my neighbor's kid"
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"and I promised that we would help him."
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"So let's treat him like a real client, okay?"
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"- Happy to have you, Tom. Welcome."
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"- Jerry, please shut up."
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"Little Tommy, Margaret here is our star creative director."
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"Mags, give Tom your first impressions."
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"- Well, your table's great."
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"And the name is fun. - Thank you."
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"- The only part I struggle with is right here."
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"- The Tom part? - You got it, the Tom part."
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"[buzzer blares]"
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"You have a face that screams "I make bad lemonade.""
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"- Bad lemonade? - It says,"
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""I'm making an inferior product"
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"and I don't really care.""
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"- Thanks, Jerry. I got this. - Sorry."
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"- Just to be clear,"
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"you guys are doing this to be nice or mean?"
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"- Guys, flag on the play, let me step in here."
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"Jerry, dim the lights and grab me a cookie."
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"- Sure thing, boss."
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"- Tom, what is lemonade?"
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"Don't answer, please. Thank you."
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