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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Baltimo (S01E01)

"Since it's only in stuff in the curated boxes,"
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"if you just approve refunds, the problem's solved."
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"I'm sorry. What's the Baltimo Project?"
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"I'm shocked your dad never told you."
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"Everything in Sebben Town -- [ Gurgles ]"
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"I want a personal briefing on the Baltimo Project"
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"in my office, you understand?"
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"But first, I have to deliver a letter."
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"Meredith: Your refund's being processed."
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"Yes, your refund's being processed."
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"Yes, your refund's being processed."
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"Aah!"
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"Read the envelope."
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""To be opened 25 years following the event of my death.""
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"[ Envelope rips ]"
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""Dear Meredith, I am dead now"
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"and but a distant memory, if you remember me at all."
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"We were friends once, or at least I was.""
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"Alright. Stop being a weirdo."
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"If the Bird Team is that important to you,"
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"we'll just keep doing it."
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"To me, the Bird Team is more than --"
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"well, it's all in the letter."
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"Just know that the words "bird" or "team""
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"will never cross my lips again."
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"Really?"
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"Ugh. Can we talk about this later?"
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"Sure. No problem."
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"Oh, at the bottom is the playlist for my memorial."
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"Yes, your refund's being processed."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Keys clacking ]"
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"[ Computer beeps ]"
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"Gillian, I forgot my password again."
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"Gillian!"
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"You shouldn't have stuck your nose in."
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"It's done."
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"She's so pretty when she's sleeping..."
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"and when she is awake, too."
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"[ Engine whirring, buttons clicking ]"
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"[ Helicopter blades whirring ]"
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"Okay, I'm bored."
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"I got an idea."
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"Birdgirl: [ Groaning ]"
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"[ Machinery whirring ]"
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"The stomach issues you've been having"
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"the past couple of days, it's from Baltimo."
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"You were the first human to ingest it."
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"The Baltimo Project."
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"Nah. That's something else."
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"Ow! [ Groans ]"
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"You found a jar of it on your dad's desk,"
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"and you used to put every goddamn thing in your mouth."
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"Whoa. Oh, oh!"
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"Who-o-o-o-o-a!"
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"Then it occurred to your dad if it makes everything better,"
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"why not a daughter?"
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"Soon it was sprinkled on your cereal,"
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"stuffed in your animals."
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"The guy you went to the prom with,"
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"100% Baltimo."
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"Colin was Baltimo?"
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"Now it's disappearing and leaving holes in you,"
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"and not just metaphorical ones."
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"You're on your own, Jude."
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"Actually, you're not."
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"We built an entire test town made of Baltimo"
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"next to the mine -- Sebben Town."
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"The Baltimo Project."
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"Way off the beaten path, woodsy."
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"And you signed the order to sell it"
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"so we don't get sued before it disintegrates"
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"around all 462 of them."
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"But they'll be okay."
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"I sent them a bundt cake from Kohler's."
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"I brought you here to save your life."
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"You might have led with this, given everything in a town"
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"with my name on it is disintegrating."
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"Roofie hankie!"
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"You know, I'm thinking we should play honest assessment."
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"What's that?"
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"I look at the real you and say the most awful,"
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"but true things I can, and the first one to cry loses..."
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"or wins. I forget."
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"The only rule is it's got to be honest."
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"But I was raised to never say anything honest to a woman."
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"I'll go first. [ Clears throat ]"
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"Your chest has 3 1/2 months' growth,"
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"which means you last shaved when you went home for Thanksgiving."
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"Oh, yeah. I see that fat stomach."
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"You ate so much stuffing."
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"So you could go to the local bar,"
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"cruise the girl you went to school with,"
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"and bring her back to your parents' house to the attic."
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"Oh, yeah! Booyah! It's in the details."
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"Turn your head slightly."
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"Your dad slept with her, too."
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"How'd I do?"
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"Huh. I'm gonna grab a water."
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"No water! Your turn."
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"Uh, I can't --"
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"Okay. I'll go again. You were absolutely terrible."
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"No, no, no, no, no! No, no. I'll -- I'll go."
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"Y-Your, um --"
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"Your a-a-a-ass could be rounder for my taste."
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"[ Groans ] Yeah, see, that isn't one."
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"What? Why?"
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"[ Scoffs ] You've got to drill into my soul"
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"and tell me something I can't even admit to myself,"
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"like, "Brian, nobody ever talks about your hairline.""
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"Oops! Aah! Lose a turn, Gillian. Not true. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Really? The Eostre cards go in this slot!"
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"[ Stapler rattles ]"
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"[ Stapler rattles ]"
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"[ Junk pouch warbles, eerie note plays ]"
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"[ Stapler rattles, warbles ]"
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"Okay."
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"[ Pencil sharpener rattles ]"
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"[ Junk pouch warbles, eerie note plays ]"
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"Whoa! Hey!"
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