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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Baltimo (S01E01)

"I have actually never been here,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but I do have one of those faces"
Birdgirl (2021)
"people think they went on a date with."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Not you. Her."
Birdgirl (2021)
"All: She has returned. She has returned."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Holy shit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're lonely."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And -- And you invented this game"
Birdgirl (2021)
"so you could say mean things to people"
Birdgirl (2021)
"just so you can project your self-loathing onto them."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm listening."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, l-let's see."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The only reason anyone, uh, pretends to like you"
Birdgirl (2021)
"is because you work for a rich, single woman"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and they think there's a possibility"
Birdgirl (2021)
"she'll leave everything to you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And because you'll die alone,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"they think they'll get your money."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my God. I-I'm so sorry."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gotcha."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yes, your refund's being processed."
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, my name's not really Vivian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's it, the last one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hi. Uh, where's Judy?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"At the spa in the boonies..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where they drug the guests"
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"and everyone shows up unconscious."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Keys clacking ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Computer beeps, warbles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What are we doing here?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Bird Team business."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We said we were not gonna do this! Go on."
Birdgirl (2021)
"A little about myself -- I'm not much of a joiner,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but, big sigh, uh, Judy needs me -- us, the Bird Team,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"for an actual large-type problem."
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"Yeah. I've got a thing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They fed her Baltimo when she was a kid,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and now she's disappearing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She does put every goddamn thing in her mouth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, where's this town?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"An entire town made of Baltimo?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Gasps ] I may be of some help."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It all started when my foreskin --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"-We don't care. -Okay."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ooh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yep, Birdgirl's been our patron from the start."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wha-- This is your money?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yep. I mean, it doesn't go quite as far these days."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Says the fellow who dropped 980 Phils for his house."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, you know Birdgirl, do you?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yes, I do."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm her...representative until she gets here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wow! I thought you were as close as you could get,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but you've just got closer."
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"Well, we'll squeeze in a visit to the Baltimo mines."
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"It cures what ails ya."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Arm rattles, warbles ]"
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"[ Eerie music plays ]"
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"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Grunting ]"
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"I'm getting a real strong pull."
Birdgirl (2021)
"God, we're coming for you, Juju."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Warbles ]"
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"[ Calliope plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So every movie features Birdgirl?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Every single one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's our hero. Yours too, I'd imagine."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sausage?"
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"[ Eerie music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, thanks."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You guys eat Baltimo, don't you?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I tell you what, every day and every way,"
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"just like Birdgirl tells us to."
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"[ Announcer voice ] Delicious, nutritious Baltimilk."
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"As Birdgirl says..."
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"[ As Birdgirl ] It's Balterrific."
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"When the market for Baltimo dried up,"
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"Birdgirl told us to eat it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I tell you right now, that's how she kept our economy"
Birdgirl (2021)
"alive and prospering --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"well, that and the 91-hour work week, of course."
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"Yep. Kids used to go to school until Birdgirl told us"
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"they were more valuable working the mines."
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"Oh, my God. She did?"
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"[ Eerie music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah. When Birdgirl returns, as foretold by the prophecy,"
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"she'll lead us to even better days."
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"Guys, if you're wondering why you're so tired"
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"or missing a limb, it's Baltimo."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Echoing ] Jude, Jude, wake up."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Mer, tell the guys I'm sorry for taking them for granted."
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"Guys, Judy's sorry for taking you for granted."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I read your letter, all nine scrolls of it."
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"You got nothing to apologize for."
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"We're your friends."
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"Next time, say it and spray it, but don't write it."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Warbling ]"
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"Outsiders! Kill them! Kill the hippies!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hippie? In this jumpsuit? Please."
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"Good townspeople, don't harm them."
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"They're my friends."
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"Kill her!"
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"[ Horn honks, tires screech ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You look worse since you lost weight,"
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"I didn't lose weight."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Huh."
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"Your favorite color is blue."
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"That's all you got?"
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"[ Dramatically ] Your favorite color...is blue."
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"You pay cash for things just so someone will touch you."
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"I do. That's true. [ Clears throat ]"
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