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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Baltimo (S01E01)

"24."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Clears throat ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a, uh, 700% markup."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Alright."
Birdgirl (2021)
"70%?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, is that the -- the decimal?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Another drop coming."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Clicking, buzzer ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"When these two suggested we use all this"
Birdgirl (2021)
"old, unsold Sebben & Sebben stuff and market it"
Birdgirl (2021)
"as curated experiences, I thought they were high."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We were."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They were high, but even impaired,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"they found a way to make an old company sort of relevant again."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They did it. You all did it, even Paul."
Birdgirl (2021)
"He did it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We did it, you guys."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I know it's cheesy, but we're a team. I'll say it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're a team of heroes who saved the company"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and sometimes save..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jude?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jude?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Fuke?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You guys are heroes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You make me feel whole. And as a token of appreciation,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've had a costume made for each of you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Creaking ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Halloween?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mm, Bird Team."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ooh, mama."
Birdgirl (2021)
"A Eurocup thigh hole, fortified junk pouch."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It is like you crawled inside my brain."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It is super body-positive, so that's something."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Gasps ] You don't like it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"None of you like the costumes!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Hanger rattles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I do. Fuck 'em. Right, Judy?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jude, you know how you're the boss"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and we work for you, even though our name's not on the company?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Chuckles ] It's the same with Bird Team,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"except we don't get paid, and it's kind of a -- the --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Pain in the ass."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're happy to back you up,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but "team" might be overstating it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Scoffs ] What would you call it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"A good hang."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a good hang, until someone texts "You up?""
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Chair creaks ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Buzzer, door opens, creaks ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's new."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, what do the other buttons do?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Just go."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Door closes ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Hisses ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're on your own, Jude."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ Hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Woman: [ Rapping ] ♪ Who is the girl that saves the world? ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ Hey! Hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Imitates fanfare ] Birdgirl!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll do everything in my power"
Birdgirl (2021)
"to make this right, sir. What's that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Gasps ] I am somebody's daughter, you pig."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Screams ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gil, I'm feeling a little empty,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"like there's a pit in my stomach."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Want to grab a bagel to fill the pit?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'd like nothing more than to fill your pit, but I can't."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You can't. Right, right, right."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I know it's last-minute."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's the experience boxes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"There are some [chuckles] minor-ish problems."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Telephone ringing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It turns out stuff is disappearing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Stapler rattles, warbles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's been happening all morning."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Tape rattles, warbles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Calculator rattles, warbles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, good luck with that."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'd love to go on my lunch break!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Indistinct shouting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Telephones ringing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The company's going down in flames."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Perhaps you'd like to hear why. I'm talking over here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Shouting stops ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"1997, we designed a phone, and it was good."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Problem was, it didn't have enough heft."
Birdgirl (2021)
"An office phone needs heft."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Should be hard to lift because you're at work,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and it should feel like work when you use it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"When you hang it up hard, you want the person"
Birdgirl (2021)
"on the other end to feel you hang up in their stomach."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And when you throw it across the room at someone"
Birdgirl (2021)
"to underline a point, that person should feel it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Our engineers spent months trying to crack it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nothing until one day, your dad made a discovery --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Pickax clinks ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Rattling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Eerie music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"A deposit of a mysterious mineral."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It wasn't pretty, but it was one thing,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"and it was a lot of that thing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It was heavy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So this clever bastard in engineering"
Birdgirl (2021)
"had the notion to make the phones out of this stuff."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But it didn't just add heft."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It made everything feel better."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We called it Baltimo."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We put the stuff into every single product"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sebben & Sebben produced."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, I don't understand"
Birdgirl (2021)
"how a mineral makes products disappear."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Um, Baltimo has a half-life."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We've known for years,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but the half-life was well beyond"
Birdgirl (2021)
"the projected end of the world."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Which was when?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"2015, of course,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"when the world ended."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's a gripping story,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"but what am I supposed to do about it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
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