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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - You've Come a Long Way, Baby (S01E01)

"I'm sorry, just one minute."
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"Just one minute."
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"Felix Unger Studio."
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"This call is being answered mechanically."
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"When you hear the tone, you may leave a brief message."
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"Cut it out, will you, Felix?"
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"I know it's you."
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"That beep usually fools everybody."
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"Yeah, well, I know beeps."
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"And what are you doing at work, anyway?"
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"You should be on your way home."
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"The toast-and-roast dinner starts in a couple of hours."
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"You know I want to rehearse that skit."
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"I know, I know."
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"I also know"
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"that the International Daisy Damper account was today."
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"So?"
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"So I've had over two dozen babies of every nationality"
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"howling in my ear all day long."
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"Yeah, I understand."
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"What you don't understand"
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"is that for each and every howling baby,"
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"there was one howling mother."
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"Felix, I'm very sorry about your brutal day,"
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"but I'm more concerned about tonight."
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"Do you know what an honor it is to be chosen"
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"to do a skit at the sports writers' dinner?"
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"I want to do the skit, and I will be ready."
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"You'd better. We got a tough act to follow."
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"Ten of the Jet football players..."
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"They're gonna put on dresses,"
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"and they're gonna imitate the Radio City Rockettes."
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"Yeah? We'll top them."
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"You know, I think I'm losing my mind."
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"I'm still hearing babies crying."
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"It's impossible. Everybody's left."
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"What?"
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"Hold on for just a minute."
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"What, "hold on"?"
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"What is that... "hold on"?!"
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"Like I haven't been waiting 20 years"
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"to do the skit, to be chosen!"
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""Hold on"?! You're cra... Felix! Felix."
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"Oscar, you'll never believe this."
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"Felix, I want you to come home right now."
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"Now, this night is too important for me."
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"I don't want you to louse it up like you always do,"
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"and no surprises."
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"No surprises."
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"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself"
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"from his place of residence."
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"That request came from his wife."
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"Deep down, he knew she was right,"
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"but he also knew that someday, he would return to her."
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"With nowhere else to go,"
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"he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison."
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"Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out,"
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"requesting that he never return."
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"Can two divorced men share an apartment"
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"without driving each other crazy?"
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""I would humbly like to thank you"
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""for this award for the best skit"
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""and humbly thank my partner, Felix Unger,"
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"for humbly helping me.""
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"And there goes the humble bottle..."
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"All right, all right!"
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"Yeah, Felix, what'd you do?"
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"Forget your key, tonight of all nights?"
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"I need all kinds of help."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hello, Mr. Madison."
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"Hello, Phillip."
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"I told your mother we were going out tonight."
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"If she needs somebody in the building"
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"to check on you, you got to get somebody else."
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"Oh, that's all right."
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"They arranged it with Mrs. Ferguson of 14C."
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"Do you have a flashlight?"
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"No, I don't have a flashlight."
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"There's one on the shelf."
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"So I'm a liar."
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"I'm great at finding things."
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"I really am a good detective."
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"Really? I don't want to hear about it."
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"We had this theft at school."
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"Somebody took Wilbur Middleman's galoshes."
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"But I exposed the guilty party."
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"You turned in one of your classmates?"
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"You'll get the mark of a squealer."
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"Oh, no, I wouldn't turn in a classmate."
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"This thief was an enemy agent"
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"here on an espionage mission from Shanghai."
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"Phillip, will you stop with the Shanghai"
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"and Middleman's galoshes?"
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"You got a wild imagination."
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"Your parents told me about it."
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"My parents are very nice middle-class people,"
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"but they can't face what's going on in the world today."
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"I don't think I can face you today."
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"Look, take the flashlight and beat it, will you?"
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"This is my partner, 007."
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"Yeah. I'll bet he's great at disguises."
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"Phillip, it's late."
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"I don't have time to talk to you about-about Shanghai,"
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"and Middleman's galoshes, and secret dog agents."
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"You don't know how busy I am."
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"I just hope I can make it back across the hall."
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"I think I was followed here."
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"I hope he catches you."
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"I humbly acc... Wait a minute."
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"Why do I have to be humble/warm?"
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"Maybe I could be, uh... dignified/classy."
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"That you, Felix?"
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"It's me... Felix."
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"Oscar?"
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"Yeah."
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"We've got a little problem."
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"I don't want to hear about problems, Felix."
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"Nancy just called."
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"She'll be here any minute."
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