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Clips from Beef House - Bus Driver (S01E01)

"Does it hurt when I touch the bone? Aah!"
Beef House
"Is that a yes? Yes!"
Beef House
"Okay, it's a bad break,"
Beef House
"but good news is, it's a clean break."
Beef House
"So I'm going to count to 3. I'm going to set that bone."
Beef House
"You're going to feel a lot better. Okay?"
Beef House
"Okay. Good. Do it. Do it. Do it."
Beef House
"Three, two, one!"
Beef House
"Aah!"
Beef House
"Oh. That actually feels better."
Beef House
"How'd you know how to do that?"
Beef House
"I don't know. Ever since I got this Ben Hur power shirt,"
Beef House
"I've been able to do just about anything I want."
Beef House
"It's got, like, superpowers or something."
Beef House
"It's a powerful blouse. All right, Eric."
Beef House
"You tell me right now what the hell happened."
Beef House
"One second I was driving the big-boy bus,"
Beef House
"and I was slamming that rocket fuel,"
Beef House
"and the next minute I know, I'm at the bottom of the lake."
Beef House
"Decaf, shit."
Beef House
"Tim, Megan's gonna find out."
Beef House
"I'm going to go to jail. What am I going to do?!"
Beef House
"Hey, hey, the Beef Boys are going to figure out"
Beef House
"how to get you out of this jam."
Beef House
"-Beef. -It's been a tragic day."
Beef House
"Everyone aboard a full city bus this morning has died."
Beef House
"Excuse me."
Beef House
"Okay, we have some breaking news."
Beef House
"We have a clip of the bus security cam"
Beef House
"of the driver that we will play for you right now."
Beef House
"Ah, shit! I have not yet seen this video,"
Beef House
"so this will be the first time I see the bus driver."
Beef House
"I can't look. Is it you?"
Beef House
"Eric?"
Beef House
"Oh, I'm going to jail for the rest of my life!"
Beef House
"Aah!"
Beef House
"This is very bad for our Beef House."
Beef House
"Yeah, Eric, I've got a confession to make."
Beef House
"That wasn't rocket fuel I gave you this morning."
Beef House
"It was a pot of Ron's bullshit decaf."
Beef House
"Don't be bad-mouthing my decaf, you asshole!"
Beef House
"Your decaf is total shit. It caused mass murder."
Beef House
"You want to rock, Ben Hur?"
Beef House
"Here, right now."
Beef House
"Hey, you don't be telling me about my decaf."
Beef House
"If you don't like it, you don't have to drink."
Beef House
"Nobody said you have to drink --"
Beef House
"Hey! Wait a minute!"
Beef House
"Everybody! Everybody, cool out!"
Beef House
"Ben Hur, sit down."
Beef House
"The point is everybody in this room"
Beef House
"is responsible for getting Eric into this trouble,"
Beef House
"and now we've got to figure out a way to get him out."
Beef House
"Any ideas? I got nothing."
Beef House
"Come on, power shirt, give me some of that something-something."
Beef House
"That's it! I got it!"
Beef House
"Eric, is that bus still at the bottom of that lake?"
Beef House
"Last I saw. Ron, you still got that scuba suit?"
Beef House
"You know damn well I do, dude. No, no, no, your hands are too big."
Beef House
"I need little hands."
Beef House
"That's it, Boro!"
Beef House
"Ron, I need you and Boro to get down to the lake"
Beef House
"with your scuba suit and get a scuba suit for Boro, too."
Beef House
"Where the hell am I going to get a little boy's scuba suit?"
Beef House
"I don't give a shit! Just get it done!"
Beef House
"Okay, I'll get down to the little boy's scuba suit emporium."
Beef House
"Great. I'll text you the plan on the way."
Beef House
"10-4."
Beef House
"Thanks, guys."
Beef House
"* Beeeeeeef"
Beef House
"Do you have any idea how this looks for me"
Beef House
"to be married to a psychopath killer"
Beef House
"who flees a crime scene?!"
Beef House
"* Ah, da, da, da, da, da"
Beef House
"You don't have to answer that one."
Beef House
"What are you doing here, Tim?"
Beef House
"I am Eric's new defense attorney."
Beef House
"Let me ask you a question, "detective.""
Beef House
"What if my client here is totally innocent?"
Beef House
"How do you even know it was him driving the bus?"
Beef House
"All your eyewitness are at the bottom of a lake!"
Beef House
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Beef House
"We have video of him."
Beef House
"He broke his leg in the accident."
Beef House
"This is a cut-and-dry case. Hang on a second."
Beef House
"Yo, me and Boro are down here at the lake."
Beef House
"Ready to jump in and take care of that business,"
Beef House
"but I've got to say, this lake is colder than witch's tit."
Beef House
"That's cool. That's what the wet suit is for, Ron."
Beef House
"Just get in!"
Beef House
"Detective, is there a chance it was mechanical failure"
Beef House
"or perhaps, uh, a brake line got cut somehow?"
Beef House
"What if my client here should be regarded"
Beef House
"as an American hero for going out there,"
Beef House
"getting into the workforce to support his family,"
Beef House
"and to show the woman he loves how much he loves her?"
Beef House
"We haven't examined the bus yet,"
Beef House
"so I suppose it's a possibility."
Beef House
"That's what I thought."
Beef House
"And I do appreciate the effort to get a job."
Beef House
"Thank you, hon."
Beef House
"Let me talk to my supervisor."
Beef House
"You do that."
Beef House
"-That's it, Boro. -Do the cut, cut."
Beef House
"Good boy, hit the line. That's it."
Beef House
"Thank you, Ron. Thank you, Boro."
Beef House
"Hey, you know what? This might just work."
Beef House
"Hurry up, Tim. The press conference is about to start."
Beef House
"All right. Let's hope this works."
Beef House
"I am happy to announce that the murders"
Beef House
"of 64 innocent bus riders"
Beef House
"was not actually due to the bus driver's negligence,"
Beef House
"but mechanical failure."
Beef House
"-Ah! -Yes!"
Beef House
"We dredged the bus from the lake"
Beef House
"and discovered a faulty brake line."
Beef House
"And the big-boy bus driver, Eric, is actually a hero."
Beef House
"I know if he could have,"
Beef House
"he would have tried to save those people,"
Beef House
"and I'm proud to call this man my husband."
Beef House
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