Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Beef House - Bus Driver (S01E01)

"All right, losers. The game is five alive."
Beef House
"Deuces and twos are wild."
Beef House
"-Whoo-hoo! -Good luck, everybody,"
Beef House
"and don't forget this is strip poker,"
Beef House
"so get ready to show me the good stuff."
Beef House
"I better win, or y'all going to see"
Beef House
"the tip of my pepper."
Beef House
"I wouldn't mind seeing that pepper."
Beef House
"Y'all going to see my nipples soon enough."
Beef House
"Ever since you guys became my neighbors,"
Beef House
"I can't wait for these game nights."
Beef House
"Oh, well, we can't wait to see"
Beef House
"what you got under that pink sweatshirt!"
Beef House
"-Whoo!"
Beef House
"Nothing beats game night at the Beef House."
Beef House
"Everybody show!"
Beef House
"Ben, you owe me some gold."
Beef House
"-Drop down. -Take it off, Ben Hur."
Beef House
"Show me those Serbian titties."
Beef House
"Yes!"
Beef House
"-He shoots. He scores. -That is hot, Tim."
Beef House
"Yay! All right!"
Beef House
"Let's get another one going."
Beef House
"-Oh! -Double or nothing."
Beef House
"Hey, hey, uh, how about another beer, bartender?"
Beef House
"Very funny."
Beef House
"Hey, um, glad you guys are having such a great time,"
Beef House
"and, Tim, I love that gold blouse,"
Beef House
"but it's time to wrap it up because I got to go to bed."
Beef House
"But why? You don't have a job."
Beef House
"Okay, Mr. Smarty Pants."
Beef House
"I, in fact, do have a job."
Beef House
"Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?"
Beef House
"-You've got a job? -You're bullshitting."
Beef House
"Yes, I do have a job."
Beef House
"Tomorrow morning, I start as a big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
"Wait a minute, you're going to be a big-boy bus driver?"
Beef House
"That's right. Tomorrow is my first day,"
Beef House
"so I need a solid 8 hours of sleep, okay, everyone?"
Beef House
"All right, Mr. big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
"We'll keep it down. We'll be quiet as church mice."
Beef House
"Thanks, buddy. 2, 3, 4..."
Beef House
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whoo! Hey!"
Beef House
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"-Hey! -* All through the town"
Beef House
"Good night, Mr. big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
"Good night!"
Beef House
"* Beef House"
Beef House
"* Beef House * Beef House"
Beef House
"* Beef"
Beef House
"Honey, I know you're sleeping, but I just want to tell you"
Beef House
"I love you, and I really respect our marriage,"
Beef House
"and that's why I have a surprise for you."
Beef House
"I got a job as a big-boy bus driver,"
Beef House
"and I start in the morning,"
Beef House
"and I hope you'll be proud of me."
Beef House
"I love you."
Beef House
"Okay. Time for my solid 8 hours of sleep."
Beef House
"Tim: There we go. Pass it over!"
Beef House
"-Give it up. -Pass it over."
Beef House
"-Shh! -There we go."
Beef House
"I'm trying to sleep!"
Beef House
"-Yeah! -Yeah!"
Beef House
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whee-hee! Whoo-hoo!"
Beef House
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"* All through the town"
Beef House
"Oh, there he is, my big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
"-How you feeling this morning? -Not too hot."
Beef House
"You guys kept me up all night."
Beef House
"I got that stupid song still in my head."
Beef House
"Have no fear, my big-boy bus commandeer."
Beef House
"Ron just brewed up a fresh pot of joe,"
Beef House
"and I got some for you."
Beef House
"All you got to do is guzzle down that rocket fuel,"
Beef House
"and you will be on autopilot all day long, my friend."
Beef House
"-It's a little hot. -It's strong too, yeah. Thanks."
Beef House
"All right. Good luck. Get out there."
Beef House
"You're going to do great. Give me a kiss."
Beef House
"All right. Go get them, big-boy bus driver!"
Beef House
"Here we go. * The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
"Hey, Boro. If you hurry up, you can catch Eric."
Beef House
"He'll give you a ride to school today."
Beef House
"I'm not going to school. I couldn't sleep."
Beef House
"I had very bad night diarrhea."
Beef House
"I need to go get some wet paper towels."
Beef House
"This new brand of decaf tastes just as good as the real shit."
Beef House
"And it don't even give me the jitters."
Beef House
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Decaf?!"
Beef House
"Shit."
Beef House
"Beef."
Beef House
"Oh!"
Beef House
"Oh. What's going on?"
Beef House
"Nothing. Everything is fine."
Beef House
"What time is it? I thought you were driving the bus all day."
Beef House
"I'm just going to go nap."
Beef House
"Holy shit. I'm on my way."
Beef House
"Now what?"
Beef House
"Oh. City bus accident."
Beef House
"Lots of people dead."
Beef House
"The bus drove right off a bridge."
Beef House
"Everyone but the bus driver drowned in the lake."
Beef House
"It's horrible. Got to go."
Beef House
"But just..."
Beef House
"O to the M to the F to the G!"
Beef House
"I'm busy!"
Beef House
"Eric, I'm coming in, okay?"
Beef House
"Now, I know something is up."
Beef House
"All right? I'm not stupid. I can figure things out."
Beef House
"You come home all dirty, and then I found out what's --"
Beef House
"Ow!"
Beef House
"Oh, whoa, whoa!"
Beef House
"It's my leg. It's my leg."
Beef House
"I'm going to take a look, okay?"
Beef House
"-Aah! -Oh, my God!"
Beef House
"The bone is poking out of my skin!"
Beef House
"Here's what we're going to do. Does that hurt?"
Beef House
"Aah!"
Beef House
Show more clips