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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Shoot from the Foop (S02E02)

"[ grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So where do we go when we die?"
Birdgirl (2021)
""planet money.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ dance music thumping ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's always losing her retainer,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So I hold onto it for her."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a lot of responsibility but I think I've proven worthy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"-Spit. -[ spits ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Excuse me. That -- s-she's completely booked right now!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We need to practice your keynote speech"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So people can forget your kickoff speech."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And we should -- nay, we must"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Use the gynecocratic groundswell of businesswomen"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To springboard a -- alright!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"None of that will be in there."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I want to thank you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"For embarrassing me in front of my peers,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For slapping my name on a bunch of crap nobody wants or needs --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Not you, gazela -- and for proving me right."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I gotta trust my foop."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And it says I need to spend more time"
Birdgirl (2021)
"On jks the person and less on jks the soulless shill."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Paul, can you get judy a banana and stuff it in her mouth?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because from here, it looks like she's pushing back on us."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am strong! I am powerful!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I make my own decisions!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gasps ] your jawline! It's flawless!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No. More than that. It's...Actualized."
Birdgirl (2021)
"God, I used to have a chin that could core an apple"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And, god damn it, I'm gonna have it again!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"If we dream it, we become it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ugh! Shut up, you stupid app."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't listen to them, queen!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It can't hear you!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She hears me better than anyone in this building."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And you can get the [bleep] out."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ooooooooo, rusted!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Setting boundaries is a healthy step in the right direction."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're lucky I did my hyper-violent exercises"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This morning and I can't fight back."
Birdgirl (2021)
"God, you both need a banana."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Momma sherry: Aww, I can tell you really loved this one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is he already dead or we just planning for the future?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No. No, sir, you do not!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Stillllll with us."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh-huh. Well, now's not the time to skimp."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Dog with bucket hat: Why? Whyyy?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Whyyyyy?! Why?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This feels wrong. I need air."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Husbands, eh?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, uh, how long you two been knockin' boots?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What?! [ laughs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, I-I -- [ clears throat ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, he's more like a pervy uncle to me,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know, with, like, a metoo allegation?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So why have you had one eye glued to his tuchus"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The whole time you been here?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Trust me -- he will have you for his own."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mm-hmm. We'll take the cheap one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I got the mix options for tonight's party ken sebben."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We got a judy problem."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I knew it. She has been on a tear!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Huh. She's early this month."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're going to ignore that because I need you"
Birdgirl (2021)
"On standby in case she's a no-show for her speech."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Anyone wants their money back,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"There's no one for me to pin it on."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am in."
Birdgirl (2021)
"If there's one thing I know,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's how to prolong pleasure for women."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm so sorry."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I act out whenever I'm in the minority."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My therapist calls it "propping up the male ego.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"You should try it sometime."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We've strengthened your body. Now let's turn inward."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let go of the things that don't serve you, judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You don't have any control over your life."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I pull the strings! You're a trained monkey!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You have food in your teeth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You always have food in your teeth,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And you always will,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And for some reason it's always kale."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I want you to fail."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy: Dinner time!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Birdcat: Hate. Judy. Car. Car."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gazela: Now think of those"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who light you up from the inside."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Enchiladas suizas!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Healthy lunch, healthy butt."
Birdgirl (2021)
"One hank of hair. It'll grow back."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You are strong. You are judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We are strong. We are judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ whirring ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hank! I need to let go of what does not serve me!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is her wide tooth comb."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, and here is her fine tooth comb."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We used it last year with a little tea tree oil"
Birdgirl (2021)
"When she got lice."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I used to love those appointments at school"
Birdgirl (2021)
"When they would massage my head and look for lice."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, and here's a birthday card from her aunt."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Cursive writing."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy: Look alive, judettes!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let's get you your laminate's worth."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I need a team meeting with you two in the board room."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Now!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ clunk ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's the end. I undershot it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I undershot it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's fine. I can do this anywhere."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My power comes from within."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oop. If you're headed in, you might want to give 'er"
Birdgirl (2021)
"A couple of door swings to air things out."
Birdgirl (2021)
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